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Celey

@cly802.bsky.social
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Writer, podcaster, stupid loser who believes facts matter

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Celey @cly802.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
What can I say, I love a good air purifier that’s quiet on max. Bonus points for it having a kind of cool retro vibe.
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Jon Hess @jonhess1005.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Pope Leo XIV is a religious leader created in Chicago by Del Close and brought to Vatican City by the UCB 4.
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Celey @cly802.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Everything Jess says
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Ariella Elm @ariellaelm.com · 08/03/2025
THE ELECTION GUIDE FOR NEXT WEEK IS OUT!!!! There are elections across 10 states: AL, AZ, FL, GA, IA, NH, NJ, MN, ND and SC. Please help spread this far and wide! ariellaelm.substack.com/p/election-d...
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Election Day Is Every Tuesday: March 9-15
Every week, it becomes even clearer how important this weekly local elections are.
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Celey @cly802.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Lesbians will be like “do you guys think she LIKE likes me or we’re planning a wedding just as friends?“
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Celey @cly802.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
My guy…I am begging you to look up “YouTube”…
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
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Celey @cly802.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Some leftists believe there is a secret third option to the trolley problem. And while there SHOULD be. There isn’t. And there wasn’t on Nov 5th. Refusal to acknowledge that reality is pretty much the line
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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
If you are speaking up about people booing the American anthem and not speaking up about the president of the United States threatening to annex Canada, I have no time for you.
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Jessica Wildfire @jessicawildfire.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Judges are saying the Trump administration has simply ignored their orders to stop freezing funds and letting tech billionaires take over government agencies. This news should surprise exactly nobody, and yet... www.nytimes.com/2025/02/10/u...
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Judge Rules That Trump Administration Defied Order to Unfreeze Billions in Federal Grants
The federal judge in Rhode Island said the Trump administration had failed to comply with his order unfreezing billions of dollars in federal grants.
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Celey @cly802.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Genuine question regarding taxes: WTF? Like what is within our ability to withhold in protest without being chucked into a shiny new privatized prison? Truly asking for someone with expertise here…
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Representative Becca Balint @balint.house.gov · 05/02/2025
Authoritarians win when we stop paying attention.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
NEW — DOGE now has full access to HHS Payment Management System, I’ve learned. The system distributes almost $1 trillion per year in grants (largest in the govt) and supports all of NIH, CDC + many other public health initiatives. Musk guy Luke Farritor is actively delaying payments to recipients.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Ah damn it turns out this whole political system relies on false assumptions about how big of an asshole someone could be
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Celey @cly802.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
if we learn ONE LESSON it must be this: when 92% of black women do something, you do that thing too. No fucking questions asked. And you sort the nuanced issues out later. For fuck’s sake.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 23/01/2025
The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH** * Currently paused by Executive Order ** Grant reviews now all canceled www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
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Egg prices are soaring again. Here’s why and what to expect
Bird flu has killed millions of hens in recent weeks, shrinking the supply of eggs and hiking up prices at grocery stores.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it. Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice. But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word. They aren’t firing for a reason.
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Celey @cly802.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
This is a core belief of mine as well!
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Celey @cly802.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Honest to god question: do we seriously just pay our taxes this year? Like fuckin chodes?
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Celey @cly802.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I…I cannot stress enough how dangerous and deliberately deceiving this is. It is OutGoddamnRageous
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Keith Edwards @keithedwards.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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Celey @cly802.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
This infinity
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I have a brilliant plan, all I need is: - the copyright to everything - all the money in the world
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Celey @cly802.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Can confirm! And if we had been wearing camo hunting gaiters up over our faces we would have stuck out less. Ah, home for the holidays.
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Celey @cly802.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Nothing like looking at a plane to give you a virus during respiratory season WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE SERIOUSLY
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Luigi got them shook.
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Celey @cly802.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Whenever I see a woman driving a cyber truck I think “oh sweetie you misunderstood the Cool Girl chapter in Gone Girl”
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Celey @cly802.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Every health insurance horror story further solidifies my desire to wear a respirator in public and protect my long term health. These gluttonous oligarchs will not do it for you, cuties!
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Celey @cly802.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Glen Powell is the male Anne Hathaway and I mean that in the best and worst ways possible.
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zinaalam.bsky.social @zinaalam.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Cleaning the air should have happened in schools first. What possible logical or moral opposition is there to kids getting sick less? And bringing it home less? Even before c19.
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Celey @cly802.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
This is my Roman Empire
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Becca Roth @beccaroth.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Ugh Elphaba is so tragically misunderstood and overlooked. She is such a kind person and she has these amazing powers and she’s literally the best singer in the whole school by FAR. Like her voice is seriously SO good she could be on Broadway.
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Celey @cly802.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
A lot of you Galindas think you’re Elphabas and that’s maybe one of the bigger problems
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 22/11/2024
every single moment that made people— and especially white men— feel their mortality or vulnerability or the upset of the status quo has been reacted to with the force and roughly analogous effect of a tired petulant child who's somehow gotten hold of an electric turkey carver
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Pete #COVIDisAirborne @peteuk7.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
It's ironic that those who argue lockdowns caused significant harm also seem to believe that isolating from society is the best solution for individuals wishing to avoid SARS-CoV-2 infection.
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Celey @cly802.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
All this handwringing and post Mortem and discussion and analysis of voters and what the dems did or didn’t do an I just… my guys: IF YOU CONTROL THE TRUTH YOU WIN THE GAME. It’s an Occam’s razor of hoodwinkery and I can’t believe serious people are wasting time elsewhere.
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Celey @cly802.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Must also be said: she crooooshed
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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
There is nothing neutral about putting lies and truth on the same level. There’s nothing neutral about treating bad faith as good faith. There’s nothing neutral about over-representing the support fringe has. There’s nothing neutral about ignoring the role of big $ in shaping public opinion.
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Celey @cly802.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I’m sorry, there was a sporting event in which a 27 year old competed against a 58 year old and you’re telling me it WASN’T pickleball?
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Celey @cly802.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Let’s unplug Musk and plug him back in again. Worth a shot.
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Celey @cly802.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
All I will say is that we retroactively owe Idiocracy an Oscar.
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