Jon Hess @jonhess1005.bsky.social · 25/07/2025You look like you had a hard day, so I drew you a bath. 020
Jon Hess @jonhess1005.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Pope Leo XIV is a religious leader created in Chicago by Del Close and brought to Vatican City by the UCB 4. 031
Jon Hess @jonhess1005.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Catholics get Leo XIV and the rest of us get GTA VI. 010
Jon Hess @jonhess1005.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Hope everyone who has ever ghosted you or me has a very spooOOOoOOooOOOoooky Valentine’s Day ❤️ 000
Jon Hess @jonhess1005.bsky.social · 13/02/2025The New York Jets have announced they are moving on from Aaron Rodgers. Rodgers is expected to sign a four year deal with the Department of Health and Human Services. 040
Reposted by Jon Hessdanielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 21/01/2025this is why as much as I respect the reasoning for people saying don’t post it, I will continue to. Because it’s already being erased from history. On the same day it happened. It’s an insult to my family past and present to not call out anti-semitism, and this is full blown Nazi. 141069522
Jon Hess @jonhess1005.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Andy Nyman is the GOAT of playing characters overly concerned with pigment mutations. 000
Jon Hess @jonhess1005.bsky.social · 30/11/202432 years ago my parents received a letter from the rabbi who officiated their wedding in which I was referred to as a rather large fellow. 030
Jon Hess @jonhess1005.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Madame Morrible: “whether you are here to study law, logic or linguification--“ The Students of Shiz University: “We’re all going to study dance, and we’re going to rehearse exclusively in the very dangerous library.” 010
Jon Hess @jonhess1005.bsky.social · 13/11/2024I could be Sexiest Man Alive if it weren’t so political. And if I were better looking. 020
Reposted by Jon HessCall Me By Your Game @callmebyyourgame.bsky.social · 18/10/2023Enjoy learning about history? Try video games! (sometimes) On Ep.183 @jonhess1005.bsky.social joins Conner to discuss his time with Assassin’s Creed Odyssey (2018) and the great local Italian eateries. 111
Reposted by Jon HessRohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 04/07/2023Having 15,000 followers on Tw*tter but 20 (?) on here makes me feel like a cab driver who was a doctor in their home country that got politically destabilized by the CIA. 421797369
Reposted by Jon HessRohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 05/07/2023If this land is your land AND this land is my land, who is driving the bus? 2132
Jon Hess @jonhess1005.bsky.social · 04/07/2023I cast a modern remake of Jaws. How’d I do? (Please dear god do not let them remake Jaws) 150
Reposted by Jon HessJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 02/07/2023This WNBA matchup sounds like what doctors called vertigo in the 1800s. 314417
Jon Hess @jonhess1005.bsky.social · 02/07/2023Just looked at the time and was reminded of what’s really important in this life. 000
