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Cece the Clumsy Librarian

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Just your local, clumsy librarian.

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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Folks down the road gave their tree a bowl cut and now it looks like they have a circumcised dick in front of their house. 10/10
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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 01/10/2026
We live in a society that punishes people who are assaulted. We question them, we shame them, we disbelieve them. Many survivors instinctively do that societal work for us. Survivors question themselves, they shame themselves, they don't believe their own version of events. We've trained them!
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Adding Guinness world record holder to my CV. And I wont forget ear protection if theres a next time.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mizzou football is coming to Mississippi state tomorrow. If i had known they were going to try for a world record of most cowbells i would not have purchased tickets. But we live and we learn
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wonder if Caleb Flynn’s mistress was mad when she found out the songs were ai and that it didnt stand for american idol.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ok. Time to hop into the MA lesbian bar rabbit hole.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have told each of my loved ones that if they do this to me I will haunt them.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So, we close on my birthday!
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“After my quick search, it appears white men between the ages 18-35 are the problem.” Thats what I have been saying
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Imagine? How crazy indeed 🥹 Not under contract officially but hopefully soon. Wth
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I ran out of things to do and i’ve only had one patron. I hope the librarian doesnt hate this lol
Stacks of books in a glass case. One stack of books is white and looks like a ghost to the right is an orange stack of books like a jack o lantern. Beneath that is a green stack of books to look like frankenstein’s monster. To the left is a stack of purple books to resemble a witch.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The county lock up only lets detainees read westerns. Because westerns are not violent. No true crime. No romance. Those will give them bad ideas.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We met with a listing agent Friday afternoon and on Saturday she asked if the house could be ready to show Monday at 2. 🫪
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I put my glasses down somewhere because I was crying and then i walked away and forgot where I put my glasses 🥲
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Instead of waiting until tomorrow when the library is closed, city workers are replacing light bulbs and the computers are inaccessible. The computers are the number one resource in this branch. 😡 at least they are changing them. 18 months later.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Terrell Owens making me agree with a man for once. Brett Fava beans stole and not a damn thing happened to him.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We are getting ready to sell our home and I am so nervous and over it.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Tell the hosts of game day to keep politics out of sports👹
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Did i create Karlach for my current Fields of Mistria play through? Maybe
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A jury loves a conventionally attractive white woman
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wait. WAIT. New K Flay?! (She would have killed as the front for Linkin Park.)
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Anne @anneb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The UK has ratcheted up the regulation
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I like that this design appears to show the birth date of liberty as 1776, and its death as 2026
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Jordan Walker now has 55 career home runs Off 55 different pitchers That’s the second-longest streak of home runs off different pitchers to start a career since at least 1900, behind only: Willy Adames: 1st 57 h/t @EliasSports
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Marisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
WHAT IF EVERY WNBA TEAM HAD A POKEMON TEAM? I wrote this so long ago and was saving it for Worlds weekend and here it is www.valkyriesbeat.com/p/what-if-ev...
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What if every WNBA team had a Pokemon team?
The analysis and graphic design you've been wanting, I promise
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Daniel Thompson @dr-thompson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
13 assists with ZERO turnovers is CRAZY work. Veronica Burton is putting on a point guard masterclass tonight.
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Marisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Not for the first time, Cameron Brink spoke in support of the trans community | @latimes.com www.latimes.com/sports/spark...
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Cameron Brink blasts Enes Kanter Freedom, declares support for transgender community
Cameron Brink was asked about Enes Kanter Freedom and transgender athletes before the Sparks' game against Atlanta on Monday night at Crypto.com Arena.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It appears one of my brothers has a few posts about him in the local “are we dating the same guy” fb group (?). Someone left a review like it’s yelp or something lmao
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com
NASHVILLE, TN (August 25, 2026) – Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

 

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000). 

 

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

 

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at www.dollyparton.com.         

 

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Oh. #stlcards
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I remember when the school added the town’s name and I refused to say TBHS because I always thought of tuberculosis. I’d say or write Troy Buchanan.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A part of me died 12/19/2022 when Mom passed unexpectedly. Since then, l've discovered new parts of me that I love deeply.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I got to hang with my daughter last week and she said red pill dude bros look like the thumb guys from spy kids and i get good chuckle when i think about that
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Okayyyyyy. Disco Tits followed by Dog Days are Over is a great way to start the day.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Husband 3 days after i got my diploma: you would make a great attorney Thanks? (My degree is not in law.)
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
These arent for curvy queers i guess
High Rise '90s Slim
 Straight Crop Jeans
 $89.95
 40% off at checkout
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
More like Cece the Messy Librarian
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
People in Arnold, MO are SHOCKED there was a creep on staff at Fox middle school. Appears they werent around when the elementary nurse was caught being a creep and went to prison.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I got to watch 2 fawns play in the rain. Nothing can top that this week.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Joke’s on Zoey. I keep back up food when she decides her dog food is no longer good enough. The vet says, “oh she’ll eat if she’s hungry enough.” Not Zoey. She’d rather starve than admit defeat.
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
JOSHUA BAEZ IS THE FIRST PLAYER IN MLB HISTORY WITH 3 HOME RUNS IN HIS MLB DEBUT!!!!
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Babe, wake up. It’s time for Lost Weekend.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
good news i'm in the newspaper. bad news i need to talk to the editor of this headline
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
When we don’t know what music to listen to, we play Linger by The Cranberries and see where that takes us.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
“Do you want to go fishing with me? We can stop and get snacks. On the way home we can get ice cream.” Let me grab my book real quick.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Paging Sophie and Riley: these are ACTUAL problems women are having.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I need a music service that lets me block artists because I do not want to hear one more note of Katy Perry, 21 Pilots, Tate McCrae or Kim Petras. What I actually need to do is go back to cds.
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St. Louis Public Library @stlpubliclibrary.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Did you know you can check out video games at any St. Louis Public Library location? 🎮 We have games for PlayStation, Xbox and more. Visit slpl.org to see the full collection!
A promotional graphic for Video Games available for check out at SLPL.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I am tired, and I miss my mom.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
He also had gotten heavy into Christianity
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