Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Folks down the road gave their tree a bowl cut and now it looks like they have a circumcised dick in front of their house. 10/10 010
Reposted by Cece the Clumsy LibrarianJessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 01/10/2026We live in a society that punishes people who are assaulted. We question them, we shame them, we disbelieve them. Many survivors instinctively do that societal work for us. Survivors question themselves, they shame themselves, they don't believe their own version of events. We've trained them! 3447130
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Adding Guinness world record holder to my CV. And I wont forget ear protection if theres a next time. 001
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Mizzou football is coming to Mississippi state tomorrow. If i had known they were going to try for a world record of most cowbells i would not have purchased tickets. But we live and we learn 000
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I wonder if Caleb Flynn’s mistress was mad when she found out the songs were ai and that it didnt stand for american idol. 000
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ok. Time to hop into the MA lesbian bar rabbit hole. 000
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I have told each of my loved ones that if they do this to me I will haunt them. 030
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“After my quick search, it appears white men between the ages 18-35 are the problem.” Thats what I have been saying 000
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Imagine? How crazy indeed 🥹 Not under contract officially but hopefully soon. Wth 000
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I ran out of things to do and i’ve only had one patron. I hope the librarian doesnt hate this lol 000
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The county lock up only lets detainees read westerns. Because westerns are not violent. No true crime. No romance. Those will give them bad ideas. 000
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026We met with a listing agent Friday afternoon and on Saturday she asked if the house could be ready to show Monday at 2. 300
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I put my glasses down somewhere because I was crying and then i walked away and forgot where I put my glasses 🥲 000
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Instead of waiting until tomorrow when the library is closed, city workers are replacing light bulbs and the computers are inaccessible. The computers are the number one resource in this branch. 😡 at least they are changing them. 18 months later. 100
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Terrell Owens making me agree with a man for once. Brett Fava beans stole and not a damn thing happened to him. 000
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026We are getting ready to sell our home and I am so nervous and over it. 001
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Tell the hosts of game day to keep politics out of sports👹 000
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Did i create Karlach for my current Fields of Mistria play through? Maybe 000
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026A jury loves a conventionally attractive white woman 000
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Wait. WAIT. New K Flay?! (She would have killed as the front for Linkin Park.) 000
Reposted by Cece the Clumsy LibrarianAnne @anneb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The UK has ratcheted up the regulation 1113728
Reposted by Cece the Clumsy LibrarianCatherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I like that this design appears to show the birth date of liberty as 1776, and its death as 2026 627113872249
Reposted by Cece the Clumsy LibrarianSarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Jordan Walker now has 55 career home runs Off 55 different pitchers That’s the second-longest streak of home runs off different pitchers to start a career since at least 1900, behind only: Willy Adames: 1st 57 h/t @EliasSports 216113
Reposted by Cece the Clumsy LibrarianMarisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026WHAT IF EVERY WNBA TEAM HAD A POKEMON TEAM? I wrote this so long ago and was saving it for Worlds weekend and here it is www.valkyriesbeat.com/p/what-if-ev...valkyriesbeat.comWhat if every WNBA team had a Pokemon team?The analysis and graphic design you've been wanting, I promise 710740
Reposted by Cece the Clumsy LibrarianDaniel Thompson @dr-thompson.bsky.social · 28/08/202613 assists with ZERO turnovers is CRAZY work. Veronica Burton is putting on a point guard masterclass tonight. 412824
Reposted by Cece the Clumsy LibrarianMarisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Not for the first time, Cameron Brink spoke in support of the trans community | @latimes.com www.latimes.com/sports/spark...latimes.comCameron Brink blasts Enes Kanter Freedom, declares support for transgender communityCameron Brink was asked about Enes Kanter Freedom and transgender athletes before the Sparks' game against Atlanta on Monday night at Crypto.com Arena. 130444
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It appears one of my brothers has a few posts about him in the local “are we dating the same guy” fb group (?). Someone left a review like it’s yelp or something lmao 000
Reposted by Cece the Clumsy LibrarianAlex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com 69135088680
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I remember when the school added the town’s name and I refused to say TBHS because I always thought of tuberculosis. I’d say or write Troy Buchanan. 000
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026A part of me died 12/19/2022 when Mom passed unexpectedly. Since then, l've discovered new parts of me that I love deeply. 020
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I got to hang with my daughter last week and she said red pill dude bros look like the thumb guys from spy kids and i get good chuckle when i think about that 000
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Okayyyyyy. Disco Tits followed by Dog Days are Over is a great way to start the day. 010
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Husband 3 days after i got my diploma: you would make a great attorney Thanks? (My degree is not in law.) 000
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026These arent for curvy queers i guess 000
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026More like Cece the Messy Librarian 110
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026People in Arnold, MO are SHOCKED there was a creep on staff at Fox middle school. Appears they werent around when the elementary nurse was caught being a creep and went to prison. 100
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I got to watch 2 fawns play in the rain. Nothing can top that this week. 010
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Joke’s on Zoey. I keep back up food when she decides her dog food is no longer good enough. The vet says, “oh she’ll eat if she’s hungry enough.” Not Zoey. She’d rather starve than admit defeat. 110
Reposted by Cece the Clumsy LibrarianSarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 15/08/2026JOSHUA BAEZ IS THE FIRST PLAYER IN MLB HISTORY WITH 3 HOME RUNS IN HIS MLB DEBUT!!!! 321118167
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Babe, wake up. It’s time for Lost Weekend. 000
Reposted by Cece the Clumsy LibrarianJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/08/2026good news i'm in the newspaper. bad news i need to talk to the editor of this headline 1394918562
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 10/08/2026When we don’t know what music to listen to, we play Linger by The Cranberries and see where that takes us. 010
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 10/08/2026“Do you want to go fishing with me? We can stop and get snacks. On the way home we can get ice cream.” Let me grab my book real quick. 000
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Paging Sophie and Riley: these are ACTUAL problems women are having. 021
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I need a music service that lets me block artists because I do not want to hear one more note of Katy Perry, 21 Pilots, Tate McCrae or Kim Petras. What I actually need to do is go back to cds. 000
Reposted by Cece the Clumsy LibrarianSt. Louis Public Library @stlpubliclibrary.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Did you know you can check out video games at any St. Louis Public Library location? 🎮 We have games for PlayStation, Xbox and more. Visit slpl.org to see the full collection! 011
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I am tired, and I miss my mom. 000
Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 06/08/2026He also had gotten heavy into Christianity 000