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Cece the Clumsy Librarian

@clumsylibrarian.bsky.social
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Just your local, clumsy librarian.

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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The punishment for plagiarism at universities is more severe than the punishment for rape.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was lazy (store is an hour away😭), and ordered kitten food through amazon. They couldnt deliver it because of the dogs. Who were inside. That’ll teach me.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Son registered to vote on campus last month but still shows not registered. I have no clue the turn around. He’s going to check with some pals.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It would be cool if dog food companies put a fish stamp on the product when it contains fish oils/by products.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why arent the owners of the ai companies being thrown in jail when their product keeps hacking into shit?
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Our son must have made an impact. The racist called our son last week at 11pm to have another go around. Maybe publicly shaming people doesnt work but its making them think. And thinking is new for them, especially outside of their bubble
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St. Louis Public Library @stlpubliclibrary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Welcome back to another Weekend Watchlist! 🍿 This weekend we’re recommending "Maude," by Norman Lear. Stop by one of our locations to check it out in person or visit slpl.org to place a hold!
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My very limited research show possible q anon ties and why the fuck is that still a thing
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was looking for Moon Dreamer toys and came across Evil Scowlene. Need. And we need to get this baddie her outfit.
A plastic doll with a light green body and bright green hair
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Folks down the road gave their tree a bowl cut and now it looks like they have a circumcised dick in front of their house. 10/10
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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 01/10/2026
We live in a society that punishes people who are assaulted. We question them, we shame them, we disbelieve them. Many survivors instinctively do that societal work for us. Survivors question themselves, they shame themselves, they don't believe their own version of events. We've trained them!
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Adding Guinness world record holder to my CV. And I wont forget ear protection if theres a next time.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mizzou football is coming to Mississippi state tomorrow. If i had known they were going to try for a world record of most cowbells i would not have purchased tickets. But we live and we learn
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wonder if Caleb Flynn’s mistress was mad when she found out the songs were ai and that it didnt stand for american idol.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I use a spoon for most of my salads. 🫣
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ok. Time to hop into the MA lesbian bar rabbit hole.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Didnt appreciate this enough at the time
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have told each of my loved ones that if they do this to me I will haunt them.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jk. They backed out.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So, we close on my birthday!
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“After my quick search, it appears white men between the ages 18-35 are the problem.” Thats what I have been saying
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Imagine? How crazy indeed 🥹 Not under contract officially but hopefully soon. Wth
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I ran out of things to do and i’ve only had one patron. I hope the librarian doesnt hate this lol
Stacks of books in a glass case. One stack of books is white and looks like a ghost to the right is an orange stack of books like a jack o lantern. Beneath that is a green stack of books to look like frankenstein’s monster. To the left is a stack of purple books to resemble a witch.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They submitted an offer and we are in negotiations. No expectations here. (Me, always waiting for everything to fall apart)
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The county lock up only lets detainees read westerns. Because westerns are not violent. No true crime. No romance. Those will give them bad ideas.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Most comps are on the market for 100 days in this area and thats what we are figuring. But how crazy would it be if the first person loves it?
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Well, I dunno?! You were here, you tell me?? I havent even had time to practice wrangling up the cats and dogs.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I havent watched it yet because I dont want to be angry.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We’ve got a standard blower and a backpack one. Better get to work.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We met with a listing agent Friday afternoon and on Saturday she asked if the house could be ready to show Monday at 2. 🫪
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I put my glasses down somewhere because I was crying and then i walked away and forgot where I put my glasses 🥲
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
And painting the entrance door.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Instead of waiting until tomorrow when the library is closed, city workers are replacing light bulbs and the computers are inaccessible. The computers are the number one resource in this branch. 😡 at least they are changing them. 18 months later.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Terrell Owens making me agree with a man for once. Brett Fava beans stole and not a damn thing happened to him.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We are getting ready to sell our home and I am so nervous and over it.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Tell the hosts of game day to keep politics out of sports👹
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Did i create Karlach for my current Fields of Mistria play through? Maybe
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A jury loves a conventionally attractive white woman
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wait. WAIT. New K Flay?! (She would have killed as the front for Linkin Park.)
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Anne @anneb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The UK has ratcheted up the regulation
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I like that this design appears to show the birth date of liberty as 1776, and its death as 2026
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Goose Willis and Cathole posts always bring a smile to my face
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Jordan Walker now has 55 career home runs Off 55 different pitchers That’s the second-longest streak of home runs off different pitchers to start a career since at least 1900, behind only: Willy Adames: 1st 57 h/t @EliasSports
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Marisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
WHAT IF EVERY WNBA TEAM HAD A POKEMON TEAM? I wrote this so long ago and was saving it for Worlds weekend and here it is www.valkyriesbeat.com/p/what-if-ev...
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What if every WNBA team had a Pokemon team?
The analysis and graphic design you've been wanting, I promise
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Daniel Thompson @dr-thompson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
13 assists with ZERO turnovers is CRAZY work. Veronica Burton is putting on a point guard masterclass tonight.
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Marisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Not for the first time, Cameron Brink spoke in support of the trans community | @latimes.com www.latimes.com/sports/spark...
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Cameron Brink blasts Enes Kanter Freedom, declares support for transgender community
Cameron Brink was asked about Enes Kanter Freedom and transgender athletes before the Sparks' game against Atlanta on Monday night at Crypto.com Arena.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It appears one of my brothers has a few posts about him in the local “are we dating the same guy” fb group (?). Someone left a review like it’s yelp or something lmao
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com
NASHVILLE, TN (August 25, 2026) – Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

 

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000). 

 

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

 

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at www.dollyparton.com.         

 

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com.
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Cece the Clumsy Librarian @clumsylibrarian.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Oh. #stlcards
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