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Aging gracelessly. Yes I put salt on watermelon.

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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Dad Bods: Why They’re Sexy | Hotspots Magazine
For decades, the gay male ideal seemed to come with a strict set of instructions: be lean, be muscular, be hairless—or at least strategically hairy—and make sure your abs are visible from several room...
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Plus she's appears to have taken the lead in the "Most Charm-Free Politician" race, a heated competition in this era.
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Turning 63 tomorrow, kinda liked this pic from kitchen tonight showing that older guys are still working on it.
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Perfect Sigourney Weaver
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Shoresy (Jared Keeso) says Hell Yeah Fuck Yeah
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Elmo Desmaio: Elmo Faints
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This musical is a great example of how lucky we are to have Canada as our neighbor, validates them being the nicest people on earth. And how stupid it has been for the US Prez to pick a fight with them. Enjoy!
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Dr. Twink, Vampire Slayer @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every gay group has a Christa Pike, a messy bitch with bad vibes who should definitely be dead but somehow survives every insane night of drugs and heavy drinking and blacking out and is like second to brunch the next morning like nothing happened
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh, that is wicked 😄
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The fact that Tillis is unaware that his current book tour is actually making him look unintelligent (which he isn’t) and woefully misinformed just shows how out of touch he’s become. Or always been.
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Betty White Faints as Rose Nylund
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The cruelty is the point. The motto of the Trump administration.
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
FWIW….every ad that pops up in my undoubtedly liberal/gym guys feed is Neocon right wing garbage, even though my algorithms would obviously indicate otherwise.
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes! A power move by a woman threw them off guard just like an experienced prosecutor knew it would.
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tanden, in an effort to become meaningful and provocative, has turned into the “Most Easily Unlikable” Democrat. And that’s stiff competition with Fetterman still in office.
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
An impossible verbal requirement that few actresses pull off. Howland was the blueprint.
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pulling out is for porn. Men breed.
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hyde-Smith is always in competition with Tuberville for least intelligent Senator, with Blackburn nipping at their heels. The South deserves better representation.
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The human element is one of the primary reasons we love sports, and that's fully on display here.
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Hello Robin Williams: Woman with Face Mask
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Vogue Dancing Hell Yeah Kid
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Good morning Sunday. Wake and Bake time.
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Betty White Faints as Rose Nylund
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I like him and appreciate that now, knowing his profile is super elevated, he’s wearing formal dress more often (though we’ll always love his thirst traps). Just don’t want his already-very-healthy ego to deflect from his messaging…and knowing when to lighten up a bit.
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Attention seeking at the expense of any remaining credibility. Yep, typical politician.
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Once you watched the entire series, the viewer gets rewarded with the best finale scene ever. Wraps everything up perfectly.
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
An angel on earth. World has definitely lost some sparkle today.
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Kekpunk Points to 'This Right Here'
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
🙋🏼‍♂️
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Best Friday News Ever!🐶
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Alf's Cake Time
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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SML Charleyyy Eats Birthday Cake Face First
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Amen
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Dorothy Zbornak's Sarcastic 'Perfect'
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Shucks, I’m actually not an orthodontist but still appreciate the shout out!😉
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Fourth! Don’t get devoured by a shark while swimming naked, but DO continue swimming naked. 😊
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Well said 👏
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Gotta ❤️ Rosetta
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