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Aging gracelessly. Yes I put salt on watermelon.

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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Dad Bods: Why They’re Sexy | Hotspots Magazine
For decades, the gay male ideal seemed to come with a strict set of instructions: be lean, be muscular, be hairless—or at least strategically hairy—and make sure your abs are visible from several room...
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Turning 63 tomorrow, kinda liked this pic from kitchen tonight showing that older guys are still working on it.
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Dr. Twink, Vampire Slayer @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every gay group has a Christa Pike, a messy bitch with bad vibes who should definitely be dead but somehow survives every insane night of drugs and heavy drinking and blacking out and is like second to brunch the next morning like nothing happened
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Good morning Sunday. Wake and Bake time.
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Fourth! Don’t get devoured by a shark while swimming naked, but DO continue swimming naked. 😊
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Love this new portrait in the Obama Center, especially how he put Michelle front and center showing respect to her and their marriage. God, I miss class in the White House.
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Oh, this is good…
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I hope Chris Stapleton and Patti Loveless live forever
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Patty Loveless & Chris Stapleton - You'll Never Leave Harlan Alive (CMA Awards 2022)
YouTube video by Chris Stapleton
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Overambitious Man Wants To Get 2 Things Done Today — theonion.com/overambitiou...
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Overambitious Man Wants To Get 2 Things Done Today
AKRON, OH—Saying the expectations he had set for himself were completely unrealistic, friends of local man James Chao expressed skepticism this morning after the 25-year-old announced plans to get two...
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
x.com/FeelYouHappy...
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This Account Makes You Happy on X: "This is how this horse reacted to protect its caretaker during an earthquake in Japan. 🥺👏 https://t.co/CE3j5TlX4T" / X
This is how this horse reacted to protect its caretaker during an earthquake in Japan. 🥺👏 https://t.co/CE3j5TlX4T
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Always nice when Karma finally shows up…
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Too good not to share
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
We have a First Lady who’s lived here 30 years that cannot read or speak English without sounding like an 8 year old Slovakian toddler. Guess that happens when you have no girlfriends, sit on zero nonprofit boards, and refuse to interact with anyone. “But her emails!” my ass.
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Soooo..according to all national news media, Savannah Guthrie’s Mother is the ONLY missing person worth reporting on in a country of 340 million people. Got it.
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Grammys did pretty good. Totally agree with Olivia Dean and Lola Young, and Bad Bunny continues to be a walking wet dream. Best was seeing crazy Lauren Hill apparently on her meds and holding court with the D'Angelo/Flack tribute. Sounding better than she has in years, and I'm here for it.
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FULL Grammy tribute to D'Angelo & Roberta Flack | led by Ms. Lauryn Hill (no added commentary/etc)
YouTube video by Micah White
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Steven Speilberg just won a Grammy which puts him on the distinguished list of living EGOT recipients. A beyond worthy talent.
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Just had to check….exactly one ticket bought in pre-sale for “Melania” 9:00 show at Louisville AMC. Liberal city, yes, but in a very Red state. Can’t imagine why no one wants to see a documentary on a woman just as evil as her husband.
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Still waiting for comment from the NRA to support his right to legally carry.
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29 U.S.C. § 157 @organizingpower.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
This is the way. Any 2028 Dem candidates need to start saying that on Day One: (1) all ICE agents fired; (2) pensions/benefits defunded; (3) forced to pay backpay as restitution to victims; and (4) only way to avoid prison is to become a cooperating informant
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Ha! Poetic.
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Things are bleak right now. Here's your antidote, impossible to watch these queens and not feel better. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y4n...
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Aretha Franklin Tribute - Jazmine Sullivan, Ledisi, Cynthia Erivo, Stephanie Mills, Yolanda Adams
YouTube video by FillYourFeed
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
So this week had Will and Grace on perpetually through ‘Zon and observed a couple of things: Eric McCormack is quite handsome and talented, and Debra Messing seems to have just decided to have stopped performing and only acted with her hair for the last years.
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Here’s a New Year’s wish that’s hard to dispute.
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
65 degrees in December is definitely warm enough for to bring out John Waters tee for happy hour hang.
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
God do I miss having a normal adult with taste in the White House. Obama's annual music recs...
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Since half the country is below freezing, here's David Harbour in a towel to heat things up. You're welcome.
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Happy Thanksgiving flashback to Macy's 2012 Spiderman balloon using high winds as an excuse to give Uncle Sam a holiday rimjob.
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
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Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Taking it to the streets. #nokings
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clumsy1.bsky.social @clumsy1.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
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Patty Loveless & Chris Stapleton — You Don't Even Know Who I Am — Kentucky Rising | 2022
YouTube video by dahliacorona
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