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zee

@clown.football
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lil midwestern stinker • legally zelda • she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ drawin comis / playin bikes

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zee @clown.football · 13h
do it send the smallest noise you can make to a loved one. I dare you
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zee @clown.football · 13h
everyone should send a really small beep to their loved ones in the morning
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zee @clown.football · 13h
as usual I'm up a little too early so my partner and I engage in "make a really small noise" vn conversation
screenshot with fourvoi cenot es being sent between me and someone. the waveforms are mostly silence except for a small peak att he end of each message.

wow the alt text editor is still fucked huh
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zee @clown.football · 17/10/2026
they're also working on the façade across the street. yelling at each other. hey buddy tuckpoint these nuts
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zee @clown.football · 17/10/2026
this is such a bitchy thing for me to complain about however: what the fuck could possibly take this long
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zee @clown.football · 17/10/2026
construction jabronis: would a post-it that says "hey we're gonna be working on the sidewalk outside" kill you? it's been months I love chicago. chicago forever. but please please god why. every place I've lived here has been like this
me looking like a grandma with my coffee and Jade curled up on a blanket while construction men make every manner of horrible noise outside. also is the alt terotude txxt editor fucking buste rof ds for anyone else? lmao I aint even fixing that
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zee @clown.football · 17/10/2026
haha the one time both me and Wren are out and can't host CotL. glad y'all made it out! we'll return the favor sometime :•]
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zee @clown.football · 16/10/2026
not even trying
4 panel comic. Zelda is at her standing desk at work typing away at something but like who gives a shit.

a thought bubble is above her head: "every day in the office is a fresh new hell..."reverse tight profile on her.

off-panel: "-------- ---- ------- Zee!"

she winces slightly at the mention of her nickname like oh fuck this can't be good. she removes her headphones to check it out.the camera moves over her shoulder to reveal the cubicle across from hers. a man and a woman are shooting the shit presumably. the woman holds up a writing implement and leans forward in her chair, beckoning. the man turns around slightly.

office woman: "HE– uh. THEY recommended me this pen!"
office man: "oh wow, nice!"reverse shot showing Zelda standing outside her cubicle. she slouches and makes an open-mouthed scowl like "you fucking people can't do anything right."

to her left is a name badge, a trans flag button, a humongous "She/her" sign, and a smaller sign with an arrow leading to the pronouns saying "don't make me tap the sign". she does not tap the sign, because c'mon lol is that gonna change anything
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zee @clown.football · 16/10/2026
not even trying
4 panel comic. Zelda is at her standing desk at work typing away at something but like who gives a shit.

a thought bubble is above her head: "every day in the office is a fresh new hell..."reverse tight profile on her.

off-panel: "-------- ---- ------- Zee!"

she winces slightly at the mention of her nickname like oh fuck this can't be good. she removes her headphones to check it out.the camera moves over her shoulder to reveal the cubicle across from hers. a man and a woman are shooting the shit presumably. the woman holds up a writing implement and leans forward in her chair, beckoning. the man turns around slightly.

office woman: "HE– uh. THEY recommended me this pen!"
office man: "oh wow, nice!"reverse shot showing Zelda standing outside her cubicle. she slouches and makes an open-mouthed scowl like "you fucking people can't do anything right."

to her left is a name badge, a trans flag button, a humongous "She/her" sign, and a smaller sign with an arrow leading to the pronouns saying "don't make me tap the sign". she does not tap the sign, because c'mon lol is that gonna change anything
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zee @clown.football · 16/10/2026
10/16/26: "not even trying" cis people. you gotta understand that it's not impolite to ask someone's pronouns. don't guess. I get that you want to default to "they" out of some ill-conceived idea of politeness. but you have no excuse when they are HANGING UP NEXT TO MY FACE COME ON
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zee @clown.football · 16/10/2026
10/13/26: "knitting vs. crochet" had a really fun time at doll's night with these two gals. we were riffing on our preferred knit crafts and the jokes started coming. we continued riffing after this but it got a little risque, so I took the tamest joke and called it at that. lmao
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zee @clown.football · 16/10/2026
trying to get some rough concept art together for a long-form fantasy/comedy comic about a lesbian goblin who sucks
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zee @clown.football · 16/10/2026
goblin queen
da goblin queen wearing a bunch of shiny gold baubles inlaid with pink jewels, seafoam green dress with a high slit, gold belt, lacy pink shoulders and trim, cunty pink boots, and a dagger on her exposed upper thigh. she's exhaling off a long cigarette holder and looking bored.

she stands outside in a castle garden, with a crescent moon rising over a tall hedge and a torch blazing on a high stone archway.
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zee @clown.football · 16/10/2026
never attribute to malice what can first be explained by stupidity tho! I try to be optimistic and assume people are fucking dumb
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zee @clown.football · 16/10/2026
it is so easy. it's so easy. it's literally so goddamn easy. these people are clueless
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zee @clown.football · 15/10/2026
immediately dredged up when I called a kid a transphobic slur when I was like 11 and well. turns out I'm a t-slur. so.
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Joan Boooooooo-ns!: SPOOKY Gay Cartoonist Lady @joantoonz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Joan Toons 33: Spooky Movies #furry #furryart

Six Panel comic outlying reactions to certain movies
1: Me during 90% of Fright night: Overjoyed and invested in the cheese!

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Me during 10% of Fright Night: Uncomfortable cuz of all the... weird 17 year old sex stuff

3: Me During 60% Of "Hope": ENTHRALLED AND EXCITED
4: Me during 40% of "Hope": Confused and bored
5: That one scene in "Reanimator": Genuinely upset and horrified
6: When Owen Pushes Maddy at the end of "TV GLOW": Bawling uncontrollably, snot running down my nose still eating popcorn
"DON'T LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE!!"
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zee @clown.football · 14/10/2026
I wouldn't know anything about it as I am a chaste knitter (I am not chaste)
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zee @clown.football · 14/10/2026
feeling like I leveled up with this a lil. trying to play with camera placement + how much space characters take up in each frame in interesting ways also yes I'm aware Larissa is both ridiculously funny + drawn with eyes like a Powerpuff Girl. she's Buttercup. not angry: she just looks like that
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zee @clown.football · 14/10/2026
the devil's knit
a 4-panel comic. Zelda and two friends are sitting at a round table having a drink. Z's staring down at her knitting project which she's fiddling with in her hands. the other two girls look on, casually.

Zelda, left: "thanks for helping with my knitting! so new to this"
Larissa, right: "no prob. I'm great at knitting."

Larissa gives a wry smile and shakes off the mention like "don't worry about it."second panel. Keyleth, center, takes up most of the frame while Zelda, left looks like :3 and Larissa, right, looks like >:[

Keyleth, looking elsewhere: "wish I could help but you know I just crochet and my last skirt came out too short + see-thru"

the short skirt itself hangs in the top right in a thought bubble as an embarassed Keyleth thinks of it fondly.third panel. view is over Zelda's shoulder at Keyleth and Larissa.

Larissa, slapping the table with a sharptoothed grin, pointing like she's about to make a point: "that's cuz crochet is for SLUTS."last panel. tight zoom on Larissa, sitting with her arms folded in front of fire and stalactites.

Larissa, pouting with a sharptoothed expression: "It's THE DEVIL'S KNIT."

the text has devil horns a and a tail.
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zee @clown.football · 13/10/2026
my psychiatrist told me to take the day off so. doctor's orders
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zee @clown.football · 13/10/2026
mental health day
Yeah, I've got B.P.D.

[drawing of me lounging, kicking my legs in the air, winking and wearing a tiara with stars in the background]

Beautiful 
Princess 
Disorder
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
a four panel comic

i say “ope lemme just sneak past ya” to a group of people as i scootch along a wall to avoid them.

they turn to me and the main girl says “did you just say ‘ope’ you midwestern cunt?” the group is labsled “scary brooklynites”

they start to beat me up and one yells “grab her shit!!”

they grab a card from me and i plead “not my costco rewards card!”

END
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zee @clown.football · 13/10/2026
if I can find a wig in time keep an eye out for Velma otherwise Velma with highlighter green bangs
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zee @clown.football · 12/10/2026
I fucking hate the office but I love drawing comics on the top floor of a skyscraper
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zee @clown.football · 12/10/2026
lunchtime doodlin
4 panels of thumbnails with girls talkin. I've covered up the text because this joke is so good I don't wanna spoil it
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zee @clown.football · 12/10/2026
I'm about a foot too short for this bike but it's HOT
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zee @clown.football · 12/10/2026
Caroline Cash's Nancy whips so much ass. understatement of the year
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zee @clown.football · 08/10/2026
big genderless fleece
a 4 panel comic. zelda is walking down the sidewalk with her bike in one hand and her phone in the other, minding her business. a single leaf blows in the wind to signify early autumn. zelda's wearing a bike helmet with tons of stickers and a huge comfy fleecy top. a toddler in a stroller shouts at her and points, "person wif bike!!" his mother is pushing the stroller from offscreen.second panel. we see the mother just offscreen on the right as she walks off, saying contentedly, "that's right! that PERSON has a bicycle!"
the word PERSON is huge in the word bubble and an arrow points out and stabs zelda in the head, frazzling her.third panel. KLAK! a spotlight turns on as zelda inspects her outfit. there are square text boxes pointing to her body.
- no makeup
- boobs drowning in fabric
- cycling jeanslast panel. zelda pouts and ruminates to herself as she continues to walk her bike down the sidewalk. "I need some goddamn girly-ass winter clothes. fuckin' genderless can't-tell-I'm-a-woman-ass fleece"
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zee @clown.football · 08/10/2026
big genderless fleece
a 4 panel comic. zelda is walking down the sidewalk with her bike in one hand and her phone in the other, minding her business. a single leaf blows in the wind to signify early autumn. zelda's wearing a bike helmet with tons of stickers and a huge comfy fleecy top. a toddler in a stroller shouts at her and points, "person wif bike!!" his mother is pushing the stroller from offscreen.second panel. we see the mother just offscreen on the right as she walks off, saying contentedly, "that's right! that PERSON has a bicycle!"
the word PERSON is huge in the word bubble and an arrow points out and stabs zelda in the head, frazzling her.third panel. KLAK! a spotlight turns on as zelda inspects her outfit. there are square text boxes pointing to her body.
- no makeup
- boobs drowning in fabric
- cycling jeanslast panel. zelda pouts and ruminates to herself as she continues to walk her bike down the sidewalk. "I need some goddamn girly-ass winter clothes. fuckin' genderless can't-tell-I'm-a-woman-ass fleece"
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zee @clown.football · 12/10/2026
did I not do this *exact* bit in my last comic lmfao. classic Nancy W
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zee @clown.football · 10/10/2026
all you have to do is look cunt and every bike is a girl bike 💅
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zee @clown.football · 10/10/2026
plus: they get tangled as shit just like store-bought!
a rats' nest of wires keeping these LEDs together
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zee @clown.football · 10/10/2026
progress w programmable modes enjoying really basic Arduino again :•]
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zee @clown.football · 10/10/2026
girl I've been raging all week about finding nothing good to wear when I'm biking!! for short distances I think I've settled on dresses with higher hemlines/bike shorts under miniskirts. skorts rule
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zee @clown.football · 10/10/2026
wait actually fuck is the counter curved? aw who cares. lovely shots
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zee @clown.football · 10/10/2026
mmm nice lens distortion in that first one. love a wide angle with ✨character✨
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zee @clown.football · 09/10/2026
alright Dunk I appreciate you but you gotta relax with the replies ok
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zee @clown.football · 09/10/2026
obviously I'll solder long wires to each LED so they're string lights but I'm pleased with how it's coming along. I have too many hobbies
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zee @clown.football · 09/10/2026
frustrating week so I treat myself by making diy christmas lights for my cubicle 🙂‍↕️
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zee @clown.football · 09/10/2026
spare a watt for safety you fucking dicks
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zee @clown.football · 09/10/2026
gonna start carrying a broom handle to stick in the spokes of FMR fuckboys who close pass me silently on the LFT
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zee @clown.football · 08/10/2026
this logic tracks for my bust size tbh
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zee @clown.football · 08/10/2026
10/7/26: "big genderless fleece" came off a couple really rough weeks wrt not being perceived as female by default. passing is a complicated thing... wish it weren't like this but whatcha gonna do
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zee @clown.football · 08/10/2026
the matching colors! she's obsessed!
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zee @clown.football · 08/10/2026
*girl who spills things on herself voice* hey
it's me, the girl who spills things on herself. I have spilled something on myself. I'm wearing a chartreuse sleeveless turtleneck which is also darkened to a deep green from spillage, estradiol vial earrings I made myself, and a chartreuse and teal striped skirt.
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zee @clown.football · 08/10/2026
ty cleen it's rough in/out there
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zee @clown.football · 08/10/2026
just an absolute wash of a week gender-wise, truly, considering how I can't stop posting about it,, ahaha,,, it's fine,,,,
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zee @clown.football · 08/10/2026
WAIT JACK who owns the rights now? this is huge
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zee @clown.football · 07/10/2026
office fit check
bathroom mirror selfie at work. I'm wearing space buns and a hair clip, a sage tank, powder blue corduroy skirt, green and blue patterned unbuttoned short sleeve button-up, brown tights and high heeled docs
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