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lil midwestern stinker • legally zelda • she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ drawin comis / playin bikes

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zee @clown.football · 11h
it's been a long week
two versions of me, one is red-hot with fury, screaming "RRRRRRRGH!!!! FUCK SHIT MOTHERFUCKER" and the other is sympathetic in a cool lilac, saying "still freaking out, huh"
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zee @clown.football · 19h
they are Back At It and of course it rules
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zee @clown.football · 01/10/2026
every time this coworker says "how ya doing, *man*" it fucking kills me. yeah I'm not wearing makeup today but could you fucking try harder jesus fuck
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zee @clown.football · 30/09/2026
had to draw @bransonreese.bsky.social 's double date style Swan Boy and Cassie
a drawing of Swan Boy and Cassie from Swan Boy the webcomic by Branson Reese, a comic you should be reading if you do not already. this next arc is gonna rule, just like the previous arc, and the one before that, etc. etc.

look at them what the hell how do you design characters like this
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zee @clown.football · 28/09/2026
lunchtime comics
my sketchbooks with a WIP comic and scattered art supplies. da loop is in da background. it's lunchtime baybee
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zee @clown.football · 27/09/2026
everyone say thank you @horseonvhs.com it is indeed frickin bats
a fursona of me as a bat as drawn by Horse, who is a cutie patootie. many people are saying this. I'm not a furry however do follow/are mutuals with several furry artists and I am constantly in awe of their work
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zee @clown.football · 26/09/2026
UNBANNED FROM BSKY WHATS UP FUCKERS
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zee @clown.football · 18/09/2026
da big diary comis thread 3/14/26: "dick gym"
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zee @clown.football · 17/09/2026
outing myself
3-panel comic entitled "OUTING MYSELF"

a square text box is aligned along the angled edge of a set of lockers and bends around the corner. it reads "LOCKER ROOM AT WORK..."
zelda is opening a locker and looking over her shoulder at a random locker room-goer. she's about 25.

rando: "I just started here! crazy that you're also from New Jersey"
z: "yeah, small world"slight zoom from the first panel. the rando girl has ceased rummaging in her locker to look back at zelda.

rando: "I'm from near Demarest! that's where my best friend is"

zelda, smirking half-lidded over her shoulder: "haha I had a girlfriend from Demarest for two weeks in middle school"

a thought bubble is visible emanating from zelda's head. it has a tiny simplified version of her panicking: "fuck!! why'd I just out myself as trans!! what the fuck!!! shit!!!"
by the way the text is cut off it is implied that the little version of her is continuing to cuss but we don't really need to hear that.same locker room but from a tighter camera anger closer to the rando girl.

rando girl laughs, closing her eyes. "ha, well it's def not her! she's STRAIGHT!"

she continues laughing to herself as she gently swings the locker closed.

zelda has a blank stare on her face. again, a thought bubble emanates from her head.
within the bubble, the tiny version of her is on her hands and knees, exhaling with one eyebrow cocked. "ok only outed myself as a lesbian

cool"
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zee @clown.football · 13/09/2026
working at a coffeeshop with Anna and our good friend and I loudly said "work's done! here's the thing I'm a sick freak who wants to draw a hot goblin" I watched a girl at the end of the table laugh to herself and start typing furiously into her phone. happy for her bsky followers that one was free
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horse c. @horseonvhs.com · 11/09/2026
autumn (summer)
a brush pen drawing of Autumn from Nothing Doing standing thigh-deep in the murky ocean, storm clouds brewing as the wind blows back their hair and the little umbrella from their drink
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zee @clown.football · 12/09/2026
my household consists of a verbose ridiculously intelligent academic, a profoundly mentally ill autistic transsexual(👋), and a calico with abandonment issues and all three of us? that's right we are Girls Who Love to Yap
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You will benefit artistically from producing zero-pressure, uncommercializable art on a regular basis.
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zee @clown.football · 09/09/2026
quick midnight Tetra
Tetra from Windwaker about to launch Link out of a cannon into the Forsaken Fortress
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zee @clown.football · 09/09/2026
no I don't feel weird about changing my legal name to zelda right before tons of buzz about the OoT remake. why would you think that
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zee @clown.football · 07/09/2026
a quick comic about the Benadryl Hat Man
zelda is in the kitchen with no glasses on, chopping at a cutting board in a sports bra with a cup of coffee steaming next to her.

z: "do you think the Benadryl Hat Man is a tender lover?"
Anna, off-screen: "do *you* think the Benadryl Hat Man is circumcised?"
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zee @clown.football · 07/09/2026
done being sad time to Look Cunt
Zelda doing a fashion scowl in lilac and tortoishell glasses, a sleeveless chartreuse turtleneck, chainmail choker, dangly mushroom earrings, a deadly mushroom/nightshade/other poisonous plants print purple skirt, and high-heeled doc martens
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zee @clown.football · 05/09/2026
their dialogue, the constant sense of movement, how loose yet confident the linework is... this is the stuff that makes me want to improve my own comics. plus! I love these fools how can you not. the fuckin girl can't help it
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zee @clown.football · 04/09/2026
somewhere between trans joy and trans despair
title of a three-panel comic that reads "DEPRESSION KARAOKE"

zelda is naked on her couch save for her underwear, lying on her back, eyes clothes, clearly exhausted. her legs are banged up and bandaged.she suddenly flops over onto her side, looking frazzled, and starts singing "Man! I Feel Like A Woman!" pathetically:

"best part about beeiin' a woooman..."Anna bursts in from the far side of the panel, belting out the words while Zelda continues singing weakly, though Z cracks an eye open and a pained smile. the two of them share a speech bubble which is half pathetic, half scream-singing:

"is the preROGATIVE
 to have A LITTLE
         fuuUUN"
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zee @clown.football · 04/09/2026
somewhere between trans joy and trans despair
title of a three-panel comic that reads "DEPRESSION KARAOKE"

zelda is naked on her couch save for her underwear, lying on her back, eyes clothes, clearly exhausted. her legs are banged up and bandaged.she suddenly flops over onto her side, looking frazzled, and starts singing "Man! I Feel Like A Woman!" pathetically:

"best part about beeiin' a woooman..."Anna bursts in from the far side of the panel, belting out the words while Zelda continues singing weakly, though Z cracks an eye open and a pained smile. the two of them share a speech bubble which is half pathetic, half scream-singing:

"is the preROGATIVE
 to have A LITTLE
         fuuUUN"
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zee @clown.football · 02/09/2026
the worst part about giardiniera is that it is god's wettest condiment. woe unto those hapless fools such as myself who dare to bring a sandwich crowned with giard into the loathèd office
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zee @clown.football · 31/08/2026
core memory
Zelda and Anna are out to dinner, sitting in a restaurant in front of a couple of burgers. Zelda's has some bites taken out of it, Anna is holding hers looking contentedly as Zelda blathers on about nothing. a bag hangs off the edge of Z's chair.

a kid about maybe 12 years old walks into frame from left and stares at the bag, which has a conspicuous trans flag button on it. they're extremely hot topic: striped long sleeve under an anime shirt, black skirt, fishnets, and a swoopy emo haircut.Kid: "UM— excuse me?"

the kid is incredibly nervous, twiddling their thumbs.

Zelda whips around in her chair, surprised, thinking to herself: "*GASP* a child..."the kid eases up a bit.

Kid: "I love your pins... and your jewelry"

we see a photo of my bag which includes the trans button, Fern from Awful Hospital, the rodeo squirrel from Wooly Mammoth, and other silly things.

Zelda "aw, thank you so much!"offscreen, the kid's mom calls them away: "[Zelda's deadname]! time to go! leave her alone"

the kid hurries offscreen: "oops, coming!"

Zelda gets an insane thousand-yard stare on her face and puts her head in her hands, thinking: "was that a core memory for me or for them??"
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zee @clown.football · 31/08/2026
core memory
Zelda and Anna are out to dinner, sitting in a restaurant in front of a couple of burgers. Zelda's has some bites taken out of it, Anna is holding hers looking contentedly as Zelda blathers on about nothing. a bag hangs off the edge of Z's chair.

a kid about maybe 12 years old walks into frame from left and stares at the bag, which has a conspicuous trans flag button on it. they're extremely hot topic: striped long sleeve under an anime shirt, black skirt, fishnets, and a swoopy emo haircut.Kid: "UM— excuse me?"

the kid is incredibly nervous, twiddling their thumbs.

Zelda whips around in her chair, surprised, thinking to herself: "*GASP* a child..."the kid eases up a bit.

Kid: "I love your pins... and your jewelry"

we see a photo of my bag which includes the trans button, Fern from Awful Hospital, the rodeo squirrel from Wooly Mammoth, and other silly things.

Zelda "aw, thank you so much!"offscreen, the kid's mom calls them away: "[Zelda's deadname]! time to go! leave her alone"

the kid hurries offscreen: "oops, coming!"

Zelda gets an insane thousand-yard stare on her face and puts her head in her hands, thinking: "was that a core memory for me or for them??"
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zee @clown.football · 31/08/2026
if you've ever wanted to watch me make a fool of myself onstage, Kevin's news quiz for geniuses does just that
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Softies Webcomic @softiescomic.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#comicupdate time to learn about the law softies.net/comic/book2-...
softies.net
I Don’t Think It’s Supposed to Come Back, Page 10
Affliction! Flat color on this page provided by GJ Pelczar! If you wish you'd seen this page early, or are curious about how it was made, consider checking out my Patreon! Thanks to my Patrons this mo...
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zee @clown.football · 29/08/2026
man fuck I've been so off my comics game but in my defense my phone broke while on a bikepacking trip and I've been scrambling to flash custom firmware on my 7 year old Pixel 3a XL so all my shit can still work don't come for me
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zee @clown.football · 27/08/2026
woman in the locker room at work turns to me suddenly, narrows her eyes and goes "can I ask you a question?" I freeze and say "sure..." she just wanted some fashion advice lmfao
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zee @clown.football · 19/08/2026
I GOT POLITELY "THEY"D THIS MORNING BY A COWORKER. I AM MAD ABOUT THIS to be fair I was wearing my biking shorteralls and no makeup. bc I was rolling up to the office. BUT STILL MAD. IM A SHE, BITCH
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Diskette Press @ A2CAF @diskettepress.com · 18/08/2026
when will a trans person have the courage to choose the name “risograph”
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zee @clown.football · 17/08/2026
sometimes I will be very autistic in text conversations with my friends and it feels like a nut has popped out of my tuck
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zee @clown.football · 16/08/2026
sometimes between thumbnails and final inks I come up with something truly heinous
thumbnail next to a work in progress of final comic inks. in moving from the thumb to final ink I've given a character a shirt that says "ANIME" on it. I am a comedic genius.
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zee @clown.football · 14/08/2026
air & water show fuck off and die
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zee @clown.football · 13/08/2026
you're telling me this property got an intellectual in it
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zee @clown.football · 12/08/2026
the triple B
3-panel comic entitled "THE TRIPLE B"

Carson, Anna, and Zee are walking down a sidewalk against a brick wall. all three girls are drunk. Zee is blissing out smoking a cig.

Carson, slightly annoyed at herself: "how the hell do people listen to me babble all the time? I'm sorry"

Anna just gives her a slight smirk.the three girls are rounding the corner of the building. Anna's arms turn noodly and goofy.

Anna: "BITCHES BE BABBLING!!"

Carson makes a grotesque face that looks like the "today I will" meme and she points a finger gun at Anna.
Zee cracks an eye open and cocks an eyebrow.Zee's eyes shoot open and she stops dead in her tracks, a wildly distressed look on her face as she forcefully exhales a bunch of smoke through her nose. one of the little drunk bubbles over her head pops.

Zee: "OH MY GOD. *I'M* BITCHES"

Carson, eyes closed sagely: "uh-huh"
Anna, lips pursed, simply nods.
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zee @clown.football · 12/08/2026
gotta get my shit together and start self-hosting my comics site!! but it's SUMMER and I'm BUSY all the TIME and tho I love my computer I REFUSE to sit in FRONT of IT
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zee @clown.football · 12/08/2026
the triple B
3-panel comic entitled "THE TRIPLE B"

Carson, Anna, and Zee are walking down a sidewalk against a brick wall. all three girls are drunk. Zee is blissing out smoking a cig.

Carson, slightly annoyed at herself: "how the hell do people listen to me babble all the time? I'm sorry"

Anna just gives her a slight smirk.the three girls are rounding the corner of the building. Anna's arms turn noodly and goofy.

Anna: "BITCHES BE BABBLING!!"

Carson makes a grotesque face that looks like the "today I will" meme and she points a finger gun at Anna.
Zee cracks an eye open and cocks an eyebrow.Zee's eyes shoot open and she stops dead in her tracks, a wildly distressed look on her face as she forcefully exhales a bunch of smoke through her nose. one of the little drunk bubbles over her head pops.

Zee: "OH MY GOD. *I'M* BITCHES"

Carson, eyes closed sagely: "uh-huh"
Anna, lips pursed, simply nods.
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zee @clown.football · 06/08/2026
thursday is my shot day. I see the Lucky Star girls and get genuinely reminded to do it. I hit a superficial vein
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zee @clown.football · 02/08/2026
mst3gay. is this anything
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zee @clown.football · 30/04/2026
sorry and you're welcome
zee is flipping off their laptop. there is a window open that says "NEW FEATURE: USE AI ASSISTANT TO ANALYZE" but who cares about the rest.

zee, crosseyed and manic: "analyze these girly little nuts, dipshit!!"poof! a tiny angelic zee appears next to her. she looks bashful.

angel: "maybe you should stop with the tgirl dril shtick?"ZOW! a much cooler devil zee pops up on her other shoulder. she has cool anime sunglasses and a sharp-toothed grin. zee is visibly more interested in the devil, because of course they are.

devil: "talk about your genitals freely online"
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zee @clown.football · 01/08/2026
oh he's popular in my network you say
president Barack Obama is popular in my LinkedIn network according to an email I just received
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zee @clown.football · 28/07/2026
walk-on songs
4 panel comic. 1st panel:

Zee and Lillian are sitting at a bar looking up at a speaker while it plays tunes.

L: "one fun part of dolls' night is hearing a song and knowing exactly who's here"
Z: "like a walk-on song"
L: "exactly"2nd panel. two women are playing pool in the background, minding their business. Zee looks over at Lillian with an amused but clueless expression as she hunches over her phone to tap an unseen button.

L: "yeah, it's like 'hello! I have arrived! speaking of..."3rd panel. from the speaker hanging overhead blares a [JAUNTY CHIPTUNE RIFF]. Zee has a mischievous look on her face as she tries to discern the song. Lillian looks away like >:3c while holidng her drink.4th panel. from the speaker emanates Papyrus Undertale. Zee snickers.

Z: "oh my god is this Papyrus' theme"

Lillian just laughs into her drink. offscreen, two people say "look who's here" and "hey girl!"
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zee @clown.football · 28/07/2026
walk-on songs
4 panel comic. 1st panel:

Zee and Lillian are sitting at a bar looking up at a speaker while it plays tunes.

L: "one fun part of dolls' night is hearing a song and knowing exactly who's here"
Z: "like a walk-on song"
L: "exactly"2nd panel. two women are playing pool in the background, minding their business. Zee looks over at Lillian with an amused but clueless expression as she hunches over her phone to tap an unseen button.

L: "yeah, it's like 'hello! I have arrived! speaking of..."3rd panel. from the speaker hanging overhead blares a [JAUNTY CHIPTUNE RIFF]. Zee has a mischievous look on her face as she tries to discern the song. Lillian looks away like >:3c while holidng her drink.4th panel. from the speaker emanates Papyrus Undertale. Zee snickers.

Z: "oh my god is this Papyrus' theme"

Lillian just laughs into her drink. offscreen, two people say "look who's here" and "hey girl!"
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zee @clown.football · 25/07/2026
me, vacating the bathroom for my partner: "the floor is yours, senator"
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zee @clown.football · 23/07/2026
dug up an old nonworking braided USB cable that matches my keyboard, stripped the heat shrink off the top and resoldered the GND and DATA+ wires that had broken off the pads on the connector. it works! I am strong enough to bareknuckle box god
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zee @clown.football · 21/07/2026
on chasing novelty p. 1-2 starting a longform comic about being in the midst of a mental breakdown cw: addiction, suicide, self-harm
9 panel comic:

1) on chasing NOVELTY, where the last word in in pastel rainbow bubble letters. I'm narrating the subtitle from a speech bubble, looking tired. "or: coming to terms with an addictive personality."

2) close up on my head which is bisected to reveal a spiral with pastel shapes flooding in. I look exhausted.
"there is a black hole in my head."

3) "no matter how much dopamine I chase, it cannot plug this emptiness"
emptiness is in white text on a deep black background, away from the other text.

4) "not for lack of trying." I'm drunk, sipping on a fruity cocktail.

5) "I have spent so much time" various drugs are strewn about

6) "so much money" I'm tapping BUY on my phone

7) "so much life" I have a cartoonishly large amount of lit cigarettes in my mouth with a tear in my eye

8) "chasing" flirting with a rando on my phone

9) "novelty." I'm bottoming on top of some random faceless person, looking bored4 panel comic:

1) "I picked up a habit of fibbing out of shame."
I'm looking sheepish with one hand behind my head, looking away from a generic person who has their arms crossed. they say "I can't fuckin believe you"

2) "I think about <redacted> often." I have a big grin and crossed out eyes as I blow my brains out

3) black text in a white void over an oil paint-like smear of plum, purple, violet. "but the shame of burdening my loved ones won't let me. so I fantasize."

4. the last panel is framed by a razor blade with a vicious-looking sparkle on it, dragged across the page with a trail of blood dripping down. the background below the slit is black with white text. "I fantasize a lot. not every day, but at least once a week."
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zee @clown.football · 20/07/2026
don't talk to me I'm thinking about the elongated bean weevil www.inaturalist.org/taxa/470356-...
inaturalist.org
Elongated Bean Weevil (Lixus pulverulentus)
Lixus pulverulentus is a species of weevil belonging to the family Curculionidae. The species was scientifically described in 1763 by Giovanni Antonio Scopoli as Curculio pulverulentus Scopoli, 1763. ...
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zee @clown.football · 20/07/2026
drawing comics is hard when all I wanna do is gaze into the blood red sun through the smoky sky and drink a refreshing bleach cocktail
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zee @clown.football · 18/07/2026
partner has been out of town and we always draw a little doodle of our fav characters for when the other comes back which means unfortunately this account is no longer free of TADC. I apologize
the maid bunny from da cartoon. I'm doing a lil kissy face in my simple doodle version in the corner
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zee @clown.football · 16/07/2026
comics machine was crankin last night. I'm proud of the punchline on this one shouts out to my bartender friend for saying "oops, got your order wrong >:3c" and slipping me a free martini hehehehehe
a dirty martini in front of my sketchbook where I've laid out a pretty standard 4 panel comic with some dialogue and face options, plus a redraw of the second panel because a shot/reverse shot makes more sense to keep it dynamic
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zee @clown.football · 16/07/2026
mail day blesses me with @haaarpb.bsky.social zines >:•]
mailer envelope with a teenage Lisa Simpson doodle on it which held the Lisa and Hopper zines

also bike tools because fucking of course
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