zee @clown.football · 19/10/2026starting the day right by doodling my horrible gay goblin daughter 151 5
zee @clown.football · 18/10/2026as usual I'm up a little too early so my partner and I engage in "make a really small noise" vn conversation 280 8
zee @clown.football · 17/10/2026construction jabronis: would a post-it that says "hey we're gonna be working on the sidewalk outside" kill you? it's been months I love chicago. chicago forever. but please please god why. every place I've lived here has been like this 160 6
zee @clown.football · 10/10/2026progress w programmable modes enjoying really basic Arduino again :•] 150 5
zee @clown.football · 09/10/2026frustrating week so I treat myself by making diy christmas lights for my cubicle 🙂↕️ 2110 11
zee @clown.football · 30/09/2026had to draw @bransonreese.bsky.social 's double date style Swan Boy and Cassie 418715 187
zee @clown.football · 27/09/2026everyone say thank you @horseonvhs.com it is indeed frickin bats 1372 37
zee @clown.football · 18/09/20263/23/26: "bus chase" touched this one up and posted elsewhere but not here! a comic about how much the 22 sucks so much shit. original: bsky.app/profile/clow... 210 2
zee @clown.football · 16/08/2026sometimes between thumbnails and final inks I come up with something truly heinous 050 5
zee @clown.football · 12/08/2026I may play off this design I had for my defunct personal site which was basically "how Windows 95 can I make this fuckin thing in 10 minutes start to finish" it had actively hostile UX 020 2
zee @clown.football · 23/07/2026the connector has ugly electrical tape on it because I'm a dumb fuck who doesn't know where her heatshrink tubing went but c'mon now ain't it purdy it didn't work for YEARS and I could have just cracked the sucker open to check what was up 040 4
zee @clown.football · 21/07/2026on chasing novelty p. 1-2 starting a longform comic about being in the midst of a mental breakdown cw: addiction, suicide, self-harm 140 4
zee @clown.football · 18/07/2026partner has been out of town and we always draw a little doodle of our fav characters for when the other comes back which means unfortunately this account is no longer free of TADC. I apologize 2100 10
zee @clown.football · 16/07/2026comics machine was crankin last night. I'm proud of the punchline on this one shouts out to my bartender friend for saying "oops, got your order wrong >:3c" and slipping me a free martini hehehehehe 121 2
zee @clown.football · 15/07/2026y'know what it's fine you get to see my rendition of these three before I redrew them 030 3
zee @clown.football · 02/07/2026apologies for how the dialogue flows. it really was just rapid fire jokes that day with zero interconnective tissue also did I need to draw Team Rocket as well as I did for a tiny gag that would be compressed to shit absolutely not diary comics are fun 030 3
zee @clown.football · 27/06/2026listen I played Yellow and the Vietnamese Crystal Hack and that's it 010 1
zee @clown.football · 20/06/2026I may have lived in Chicago for 13 years but I still can't spell giadiniera without looking it up 1100 10
![Yeah, I've got B.P.D.
[drawing of me lounging, kicking my legs in the air, winking and wearing a tiara with stars in the background]
Beautiful
Princess
Disorder](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lugoekt56mscxhet4iedwgpe/bafkreibhjlwodqqu2hgf2hpl7ogics3d75iabtqo6u2cjxbf5yc2lq4a7u)
![offscreen, the kid's mom calls them away: "[Zelda's deadname]! time to go! leave her alone"
the kid hurries offscreen: "oops, coming!"
Zelda gets an insane thousand-yard stare on her face and puts her head in her hands, thinking: "was that a core memory for me or for them??"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lugoekt56mscxhet4iedwgpe/bafkreifwturkwzunracdmv7zuofdx4kddgcuh7sdxa5ql7vo4nufo3zi4m)
![3rd panel. from the speaker hanging overhead blares a [JAUNTY CHIPTUNE RIFF]. Zee has a mischievous look on her face as she tries to discern the song. Lillian looks away like >:3c while holidng her drink.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lugoekt56mscxhet4iedwgpe/bafkreibk746icipuguwgqih4tnbiicgwcxy3i6gb5ezxseid76o6m73mxu)
![four panel comic.
1. I'm scribbling at my tablet
2. I throw my hands up and close my eyes: "I love being gay and having tons of gay sex"
3. sparkles appear next to my big ol anime eyes as I dreamily put my head in my hands. there's a floating trans flag and hearts next to my speech text: "I truly believe there is no straight way to have sex with me. isn't that beautiful?"
4. I go back to drawing. my cat is revealed to have been sitting next to my desk. she looks up to me and in a big speech bubble says "[SLUR]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lugoekt56mscxhet4iedwgpe/bafkreicaminff444h4wlhvtzpur6kownefmsp4yzl4b2reluwbiijsnlee)
