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Crandall Mikeingfone

@closskel.bsky.social
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Trusted and reputable insider / journalist working at Gloomberg. Audio salesman. Views are not mine (as are the Goombas, Koopa Troopa…) AI Defender / Animation Hater / Poop Eater / Former Skeleton / Untrustable / Hypocrite / Expert Consultant

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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Expert consultant tells all: I analyzed facial expressions and found something extremely shocking. People who are happy will typically smile more than those who are sad.
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Play the game, Nathan…
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We really got GTA VI Preorders before GTA VI LMGO I’m crine goofy ahh brah 67 chat
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Corporate greed doesn’t actually suck btw
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Pikmin 3 got a Switch 2 update so it’s safe to say Pikmin 4 failed majorly. It’s also safe to say I just pooped my pants and I need somebody to do a quick lil diaper change so please do it posthaste.
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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
ATTENTION ALL TALKING RED FANS: You can now play Talking Red FREE in your WEB BROWSER! Check it out with the link in the reply or in our bio!
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“If buying isn’t owning, piracy isn’t stealing” Okay steal a rental car.
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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
In 1994, Phillips was contracted to make a Sonic the Hedgehog game for the CDI, however Phillips cancelled the project because “Sonic’s arms were blue in the gameplay. This was a fatal flaw that we cannot put past us, as we at Phillips do not believe in making imperfections.”
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Fuck crypto bros now I’m on the side of stinky GTA
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Camp Rock 3 was written by Ian Flynn
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Nintendo games they’re so fun Sony games are very dumb
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@sabrianacaroenter Do not call people manchild that is rude. Apologize please.
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Palmer Luckey found alive
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Dunesday soon
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
░░░░░░███████ ]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ Bob is building an army. ▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ ☻/ This tank & Bob are against Google+ Il███████████████████] /▌ Copy and Paste this all over ◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤ / \ Youtube if you are with us.
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Counting or not counting numbers
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Grok generate an image of person with no pants on eating ice cream
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Sorry for posting, but, Nintendo games—on the rare occasions when Nintendo, a video-game company, deigns to make them—seem almost satirically infantile, as if the entire Nintendo project has now moved well beyond mere nostalgia into elaborate, pathological psychological regression.
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Just found out about dictionaries hopefully it’s not too noticeable.
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
DM me for spicy images content 💋🤞😜💀😜✌️🐣🤭🙊🤫👨
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Jump up super Star Wars Like if you get the joke I just made there it’s a little obscure
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Eating poop is the future. I can’t believe you don’t eat poop yet. Everyone else has moved on to poop. You can’t stop innovation, just switch to poop. You will be left behind if you aren’t eating poop. Get with the times. Eat poop. Poop being the only option is inevitable anyways, just eat it.
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
We really got GTA 6 trailer before GTA 6 I’m crine
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Anybody still participating in console wars has lost the console wars.
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Chillin’ like a good guy not. A bad guy
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Me: thank you Other person: You’re welcome
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Taylor Swift must regret singing about her Christmas Tree and Lettuce farm
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Bro really said “bro really said” 💀💀💀 I’m crime
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Mariana
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The 2020 election was rigged, they limited the options so no matter what an old white guy would win.
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Here is a free prompt for ChatGPT in order to get a spectacular image result: Generate a photo of a man in a hat
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Buzz hides because he thinks the humans are aliens and it is the best way to avoid them.
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I will be at the Riyadh comedy Festival this year I hope to make a lot of jokes about how people these days are snowflakes because they don’t laugh at my jokes.
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Peppy Hare: “Do a barrel roll” Mario: “Fuck off”
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Don’t be so horrid, Harry
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Modding a 3DS sounds easy until they ask you to sell your soul to Satan.
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I just spent $90 on that Mario kart game key card and now I learn it is shutting down after only a year. Yep switch 2 is a scam and is doomed. Bet next they are gonna brick my system for no reason and turn me into a slave just for downloading their games for free and definitely not wiretapping.
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
All Nintendo games are $100 and keycards and they can brick your system at any time and ban you and they have slaves and and
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
LIGHTS! 💡 CAMERA! 📹 JACKSON! 🎬 #LCJ IS OFFICIALLY LIVE FROM MINNEAPOLIS!! Come catch the hottest reviewer of the summer! LCJ will be there as well! ☀️
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
#KillTheGames
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Do you want the mouse tour
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The next major tragedy will be the result of private video game servers. Source: The ESA
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Video game idea: Star Fox 2 The mad monkey returns and this time he has robotic feet. Fox, Falco, Slippy, Peppy, and Ringo must get into the car and go on a road trip to Andross’s factory in Utah in order to shut down production of his new sock brand, and destroy his new legs. Soundtrack by Tommy T.
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
PlayStation going digital? How about you #cope and deal with it! This was inevitable anyways. I think it is good that they are finally keeping up with the times! I am personally glad that they are removing options and making things worse, that’s what the current American Dream is now anyways.
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Big Nintendo leak: A new 3D Mario is in the final stages of development and will be revealed in the latter half of this year. They are also hard at work on a new Mario Maker. Both are slated for next year. Punch Out will release next year as well.
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Pretentious emulation bros
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Joe Biden is seriously damaging our economy. Please get sleepy Joe OUT OF OFFICE
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
AI is the past. It’s old and boring. Get out or get lost. Waste of time. The kids these days don’t care about AI they like eating rocks.
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