Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Expert consultant tells all: I analyzed facial expressions and found something extremely shocking. People who are happy will typically smile more than those who are sad. 000
Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026We really got GTA VI Preorders before GTA VI LMGO I’m crine goofy ahh brah 67 chat 000
Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Pikmin 3 got a Switch 2 update so it’s safe to say Pikmin 4 failed majorly. It’s also safe to say I just pooped my pants and I need somebody to do a quick lil diaper change so please do it posthaste. 100
Reposted by Crandall MikeingfoneCut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 01/09/2026ATTENTION ALL TALKING RED FANS: You can now play Talking Red FREE in your WEB BROWSER! Check it out with the link in the reply or in our bio! 434479
Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026“If buying isn’t owning, piracy isn’t stealing” Okay steal a rental car. 000
Reposted by Crandall MikeingfoneCut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 30/08/2026In 1994, Phillips was contracted to make a Sonic the Hedgehog game for the CDI, however Phillips cancelled the project because “Sonic’s arms were blue in the gameplay. This was a fatal flaw that we cannot put past us, as we at Phillips do not believe in making imperfections.” 5433134
Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Fuck crypto bros now I’m on the side of stinky GTA 100
Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Nintendo games they’re so fun Sony games are very dumb 000
Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 15/08/2026@sabrianacaroenter Do not call people manchild that is rude. Apologize please. 000
Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026░░░░░░███████ ]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ Bob is building an army. ▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ ☻/ This tank & Bob are against Google+ Il███████████████████] /▌ Copy and Paste this all over ◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤ / \ Youtube if you are with us. 000
Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Grok generate an image of person with no pants on eating ice cream 500
Reposted by Crandall MikeingfoneCrandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Sorry for posting, but, Nintendo games—on the rare occasions when Nintendo, a video-game company, deigns to make them—seem almost satirically infantile, as if the entire Nintendo project has now moved well beyond mere nostalgia into elaborate, pathological psychological regression. 001
Reposted by Crandall MikeingfoneCrandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Just found out about dictionaries hopefully it’s not too noticeable. 101
Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026DM me for spicy images content 💋🤞😜💀😜✌️🐣🤭🙊🤫👨 100
Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Jump up super Star Wars Like if you get the joke I just made there it’s a little obscure 000
Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Eating poop is the future. I can’t believe you don’t eat poop yet. Everyone else has moved on to poop. You can’t stop innovation, just switch to poop. You will be left behind if you aren’t eating poop. Get with the times. Eat poop. Poop being the only option is inevitable anyways, just eat it. 010
Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 01/08/2026We really got GTA 6 trailer before GTA 6 I’m crine 100
Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Anybody still participating in console wars has lost the console wars. 000
Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Me: thank you Other person: You’re welcome 000
Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Taylor Swift must regret singing about her Christmas Tree and Lettuce farm 000
Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Bro really said “bro really said” 💀💀💀 I’m crime 000
Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026The 2020 election was rigged, they limited the options so no matter what an old white guy would win. 100
Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Here is a free prompt for ChatGPT in order to get a spectacular image result: Generate a photo of a man in a hat 100
Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Buzz hides because he thinks the humans are aliens and it is the best way to avoid them. 000
Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I will be at the Riyadh comedy Festival this year I hope to make a lot of jokes about how people these days are snowflakes because they don’t laugh at my jokes. 000
Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Peppy Hare: “Do a barrel roll” Mario: “Fuck off” 000
Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Modding a 3DS sounds easy until they ask you to sell your soul to Satan. 200
Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I just spent $90 on that Mario kart game key card and now I learn it is shutting down after only a year. Yep switch 2 is a scam and is doomed. Bet next they are gonna brick my system for no reason and turn me into a slave just for downloading their games for free and definitely not wiretapping. 100
Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 08/07/2026All Nintendo games are $100 and keycards and they can brick your system at any time and ban you and they have slaves and and 000
Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 05/07/2026LIGHTS! 💡 CAMERA! 📹 JACKSON! 🎬 #LCJ IS OFFICIALLY LIVE FROM MINNEAPOLIS!! Come catch the hottest reviewer of the summer! LCJ will be there as well! ☀️ 010
Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 04/07/2026The next major tragedy will be the result of private video game servers. Source: The ESA 000
Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Video game idea: Star Fox 2 The mad monkey returns and this time he has robotic feet. Fox, Falco, Slippy, Peppy, and Ringo must get into the car and go on a road trip to Andross’s factory in Utah in order to shut down production of his new sock brand, and destroy his new legs. Soundtrack by Tommy T. 100
Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 01/07/2026PlayStation going digital? How about you #cope and deal with it! This was inevitable anyways. I think it is good that they are finally keeping up with the times! I am personally glad that they are removing options and making things worse, that’s what the current American Dream is now anyways. 100
Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Big Nintendo leak: A new 3D Mario is in the final stages of development and will be revealed in the latter half of this year. They are also hard at work on a new Mario Maker. Both are slated for next year. Punch Out will release next year as well. 200
Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Joe Biden is seriously damaging our economy. Please get sleepy Joe OUT OF OFFICE 000
Crandall Mikeingfone @closskel.bsky.social · 17/06/2026AI is the past. It’s old and boring. Get out or get lost. Waste of time. The kids these days don’t care about AI they like eating rocks. 000