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ClockworkByrde

@clockworkbyrde.bsky.social
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they/them 35+ Sewist and stressed. Lives w/gay pirate brainrot. Queer, Disabled, ND and awkward AF. Weirder in person.

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Justin @anvilomally.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Seeing #Tophouse at #TheIndependentSF with @clockworkbyrde.bsky.social ADA seating here is a much better view than when we saw thaemat Cafe Du Nord
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Justin @anvilomally.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Looking forward to seeing the #WailinJennys at the Fox theater in Redwood City with @clockworkbyrde.bsky.social
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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Brennan Lee Mulligan is like the Lin-Manuel Miranda of this era
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
product design is my *mmpf~* passion
"after changing their bottle shapes, sales spiked, this proves how smart design drives big results"

then four extremely phallic bottle shapes
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ClockworkByrde @clockworkbyrde.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I love this fandom Review on Amazon: I'm fantastic at breakups and so is this robe www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review...
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Check out this Amazon review of Bird Velvet Banyan Fabric Kimono Original OFMD Break Up Robe Jacket
I'm fantastic at breakups and so is this robe
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Gay people (me & @clockworkbyrde.bsky.social ) at the James Tom show
Lee on the left with red hair and glasses and a black button down, me on the right in a backwards cap and purple rain shirt doing a gay lil peace sign
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Justin @anvilomally.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
🔥🔥🔥
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SlayinChilean ✊🏽❤️‍🔥🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @slayinchilean.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Gay pirate frens in Oakland! Yay! @clockworkbyrde.bsky.social @thesecatbandits.bsky.social
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David Jenkins @david-jenkins.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Buttons: “Dunna try t’talk. Yer in th’ gravy basket ol’ friend. Doggie heaven.” Izzy does try to talk, but it’s a useless rasp. Buttons: “Shh shh shh. We’ve much to discuss, luv.”
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David Jenkins @david-jenkins.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
“We are a proud family Stede Bonnet…” We land on the letter writer. A verrrry elderly Sir Thomas Badminton. He is joined by his wife, Lady Eunice Badminton (both Rory). “And we will ride your kind directly into hell. After take everyone you love.” Eunice: “Advise him we’re taking his lover first.”
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David Jenkins @david-jenkins.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
We pass a portrait of Admiral Chauncey Badminton. We pass many portraits of the other members of the Badminton family, all played by Rory Kinnear, men, women, and children, old and otherwise.
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rcline14 @rcline14.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Quack-ell Roan, as requested @hankgreen.bsky.social @projectforawesome.bsky.social #p4a2025
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Justin @anvilomally.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
The only acceptable color for these dumpster fires imo: shit stain brown
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Tia Bea @tiabea.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Always
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Laz 🔞 @midthirstling.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Some tealoranges from a while ago! 🩵🧡 #ofmdnsfw #nsfwofmd (laznsfw)
5 sketchy pictures of Jim and Oluwande in various sexy positions. They’re having a great time!
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Penemue - Doodle Demon @penemuesquill.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I make no excuses. Here there be butt stuff. Explicit buggery. I am deeply deprived. #ofmdnsfw #stizzy
Ah, maybe it's best if you CAN'T make out what's going on here.
It's a view of Izzy being well plundered, viewed from between his legs, while Stede grips his thigh and tit and plows into him.  Stede's face is obscured by Izzy's raised leg, and Izzy's face is obscured by its angle.
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David Jenkins @david-jenkins.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
1775. An editor comes into work on Christmas eve to find a manuscript on his desk. The title: A HISTORY OF PYRATES by Charles Johnson. (We have no budget so we’ll say the editor is played by Michael Stuhlbarg).
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Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️ @catski22.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Oh hello there new headshot 😍
Photo of Rhys Darby. He’s smiling softly at the camera, has neatly trimmed sugar and cinnamon stubble which is just short of being a proper beard, and is wearing a dark brown leather jacket over a beige shirt.
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Crimson @crimson-phantom.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I did this originally for a Twitter post about "position of the day: mermaid" requesting to see them in the position. I don't post art on Twitter anymore, so here you go! Some monster fucking with 🐙 Ed because why not? 😏😈 #ofmd #ofmdfanart #blackbonnet
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ClockworkByrde @clockworkbyrde.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
*taps mic* is this thing on?
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