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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃

@clockdivider.bsky.social
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The AI image editing FB marketplace seller is a strange and wonderful species
Gorlock?
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is what a 40 year old looked like in 1977
42 in 77
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A hero to all
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My birthday's coming up. Hint hint.
This is real.
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There was a guy behind me filling up a mid 60s International Travelall. Which, holy shit what a cool truck. But anyway, it took him so long to fill it I thought he was into mid 3 figures, but when I made a crack about a pre-fill credit check he said he just had to fill really slow for some reason.
Not the actual Travelall.  The one I saw had a sticker on the driver door that said "GOLIATH", which made it even better.
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Behold the Yamaha S5115HT. Performances hourly in my living room, presumably for a limited time. Or not? I'm not sure how this is going to go. Diana Krall was here a few minutes ago and she seemed right at home.
A normal bookshelf speaker... or is it?Another clue
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A little environmental storytelling
Oh God oh fuck shit
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ran into this guy while locking up this evening. I've seen very small mantids in my yard before but this one was like 2" long.
Mantis!
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#recdiffs trip report after install
An inanimate... magnesium? rod
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Does this used yoni steam chair go with the drapes?
Used, I repeat- used yoni steam chair
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So you left them more time for love making? Very kind of you.
Ah fuck my back get off
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This guy exists to make everyone else look reasonable and sane
Do these count as bookshelf speakers?
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Art's midterms pitch: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years"
Art
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Levi's WTF are you doing
The price is the price
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In a million years the aliens will find this planet and the only evidence of our existence will be this image and they'll ponder it for a while.
Good fun times!
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Buddy, I can assure you I do not need to do that. (NoScript Problems, amirite?)
Nah
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Quote this with your first anime.
Star Blazers
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think they'll be OK
A bunch of $10M houses
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yeah I study science
Research
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Happy Birthday to Matthew Sweet. Originally called Fuck Buddy, this album was re-titled following objections to the title from Weld.
Album
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"If you like your health care plan, you can keep it"
The medical system
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Guy selling a bike that was originally given away free when you bought a stereo. I had one in the 80s from my parents buying a boom box.
Free bike
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you're selling this off, what exactly the fuck are you upgrading to?
A fancy stove
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
All hail the king
You will open
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
MCR
Alone again
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I am alone with...
the bearthe lodge
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Always has been.
subsidence
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
And that's why I keep that thang on me
A packet, as such
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I used to see the Glomar Explorer there and wonder what the hell its job was.
"Fleet", as if
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Pictured: ICE arrest and control methods consultant
Is it safe?
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm not sure why but I can picture these guys pushing Trump around stashed in a catering cart
Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I cannot be trusted with 32GB of RAM
Halp
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
An update re: rights
How to tell what your rights are, a guide
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Old Sacramento never saw me coming
First we get the napkins...
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
No, I'm sorry, this is a crypto-Onion bit
Gruel?
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Dawg you're like 50 you didn't achieve anything
Noop
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains
orbital in sides
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My brother in christ, you cannot use this phrase on the internet, be serious. I can't even screenshot the original post, it would be like kicking a baby.
large loads
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
OK Facebook Marketplace, that's enough
Rachel Maddow's trophy
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The only Jimothy I respect
They're taking me to a meeting in Belarus
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
New decorating scheme just dropped
Cool NASCAR breezes
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Mineral samples collected by my dad in Japan in the late 50s
Rock boxRock boxRock box
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'll raise you a street parked 928 that's been baking in the south bay sun for 30 years. Not mine but this guy either rules or lives in hell.
928928... oh no
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
In 5th grade, I specifically chose this book, and gave it to my friend for his birthday. We were weird kids.
Watt-tastic
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
GIF posting fail ITT
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
*flip*
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Ah! The org chart understander is in the room with us- the game is afoot!
as it was foretold
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Concerning all this shit he's been doing:
It don't matter
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I was riding up Almaden Valley by the old mine and there was a wildfire that had just started and was moving up the steep hill very quickly. You can see the flames if you zoom, it was close. I proceeded up Mt Umunhum and saw a plane drop retardant on it just after I got to the top. #motosky
small wildfire above the New Almaden post office
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Vice President Dabe?
Jeff DabeAlso Jeff Dabe
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