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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️

@clitvicular.northsky.social
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The "???"-character in your personal cyberpunk-point'n'click adventure: A tgirl dispensing deep wisdom with a mistress's degree in techno-cultural mind-science. Occasionally shitposts.

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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 6h
In positive personal news, I think I've finally come to terms with my femininity. While I was forced to wear skirts to access HRT (and live), that time in my life is over. And turns skirts are actually fun, so who cares.
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 7h
It's true. Honestly, if I had money, I'd just buy someone's donor car from that era and have it turned ito an ev.
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 8h
This is not to mean "EU better" btw., I'd say it went the way it did bc. - Germans live way closer to supermarkets and so they don't buy as much in one go - German discounters like Aldi and Lidl made for stiff competition - Not adapting anything alienated both german customers and employees
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 8h
And then the workers went on strike bc. of labor rights violations and Walmart gave up and now it's a Rewe. You couldn't even tell it used to be a Walmart after the last renovation. And the parking lot is P+R bc. there's a tram stop right next to it.
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 8h
You basically gave germans a Walmart and see what happens. And the germans were like: "Why tf. are people greeting me at the door!?" "Why is there someone packing my groceries?" "Why are the products arranged in such an unappealing way?"
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 11h
Okay hear me out: The Fifth Element (1997), but Bruce Willis is replaced with a woman with big tits. Leave the rest how it is, don't even change her outfits.
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 11h
When I had the first appointment with a therapist because of my transition, we talkes for about 20 minutes an I kinda had the feeling we were talking past each other until she said "Are you planning to have your breasts removed?" and it turns out she thought I was a pre transition trans man. Oops.
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Claudia: alt text please 😩 @lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social · 19h
Trans women are so cool. I'm constantly in awe.
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 12h
Note to self: next october, change name to Clitdracula
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 12h
I should do a cover of Macklemore's Thrift Shop. - He's woke AF - I thrift EVERYTHING bc. I'm broke - I can do the chorus parts, too - "Walk into the club like 'what's up, I got a big cock'"
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 12h
That's true. In the beginning of my transition I didn't believe it either, but now they're bigger than my mom's... I'd like to add that my hormone regimen is not exactly optimal and yet it still worked out.
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
You'll get there. *patpatpat*
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's still in use as a supermarket btw, they actually renovated it and fixed the structural issues that arose because these things aren't even supposed to get this old. And of course the parking lot is still always mostly empty.
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
There's hypermarket from the 1970s in my area, built 100% US style, parking lot size and all. Even used to be a Walmart in the 90s and run just like ones in the US. It feels like cultural science experiment comparing it to the ones in the US in how it changes over time.
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
"You. Need. To. Push. Down. The. Clutch. Pedal. When. You. Stop. The. Car."
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well I only own normal everday devices like a hygrometer, a pre-war percolator, a "brain of steel", a thing called Gleisbox, and some other stuff.
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
Goethe's Faust (Part I). Wrote my Bachelor's about it, it rocks.
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
There were too. many. good. photos. from that day. So here's a few more. Thanks again @strayzoey.bsky.social for posing with your awesome car.
An old brick wall full of graffiti art and tags (in fact it was part of a market hall destroyed in WWII, wich is now a parking lot) is in the background. Zoeys turquoise-purple Honda CRX is seen from the rear and left. The door is open and Zoey is standing in it, her arm leaning on the door. She wears tight black jeans and a black sweater with purple accents and the words "Unleashed Fury", as well as a pair of violet chucks. She looks proudly into the camera.Same place, same stuff. Left profile view of the car. Zoey is seen closing the driver's seat door she just stepped out of.Same scene as in the previous photos. Front-left view of the car, Zoey sits in it and uses the steering wheel to turn the car around.View into the opened front left door. Zoey sits on the driver's seat smiling into the camera, left hand on the (custom sport) steering wheel. The Clovebox has stickers labeled "Song Dog" and there's a blahaj sitting on the dashboard.
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Hannah Who @notablyuncool.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s never too late to be yourself, and it’s never too late to change someone else's life just by being out and trans.
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
In other news, after getting a proper steering wheel for pc from ebay, I had several dolls ask me to teach them how to drive. Fittingly, there's a BeamNG map of an old industrial site and a 1992 Honda Civic knockoff, so I can teach them the same way my mom taught me. Just now, like, digital.
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was converted to run on estrogen. :3 Omg now the term "aftermarket pussy" has appeared in my brain... (yeah we gotta play Car Lesbians together)
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh I get that. The moment I noticed many of the people I taught would believe me, even if I made it all up, just because I can present it in an entertaining way really terrified me.
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Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what if everything turns out okay? what then?
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
I evolved into my current form after being exposed to the moon stone (aka. estrogen) and I live in a veeery tiny space when I'm not out there fighting.
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Normal" woman, well I'm a "psychic/fire" woman.
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
Okay, If you don't like "cis" and wanna be called "normal", I'm gonna refer to you as a normal woman and to trans women as better women.
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had the displeasure of having a very old-school therapist who gaslit me saying I was perceived as a cis man if I wore pants. And so I randomly came out to the person I was sitting next to in a lecture and she was completely struck with surprise about me not being a cis woman. That felt good.
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
they feel they're owed to have their own happy endings and so seek out stories reflecting that. That made me reflect on how I see and value myself as a trans person. The way in which these young trans people treat their right to equality as a matter of fact does give me hope. 2/2
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Talking with young trans folk I was dumbfounded when they criticized stories there the queer protagonist looses or dies in the end. I'm the kind that watches a monster movie, identifies with the monster and goes "yeah, I might not win in the end, but I can be powerful and amazing until then" but 1/2
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
The benefit of having Pen&Paper fans in your friendgroup is that they send you gems like these.
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Car Lesbians (Core Rules)
The core rules for /tg/'s Car Lesbians, a tabletop game that proves that making out with another lesbian works exactly the same way as racing a car.
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good thing I don't have a birthday at all! (no I won't look into the calender what do you mean)
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah. It was definetly a mensa and not the sister of what would become the largest passenger ship wreck in history.
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
<3 In the end, the habitus was stronger. :3
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah. I used to say it was because I liked glam rock and other music from the 70s, which both shut up the boomers and is kinda telling in hindsight. Well, at least I can show childhood photos to people who don't know I'm trans now.
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oof, that sounds terrible. Have a virtual hug (if you want). Also I had to laugh out loud at the last sentence. xD
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
yeah that's fair.
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tru. :3 It was also not a photo I anticipated, they suddenly started blasting "volare" from the speakers and a bunch people dressed as cooks basically did a kind of flashmob.
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olivia!! @yuripanopticon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love transsexuals and we’re all going to heaven 🙂‍↕️🫶
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me with my IPL device.
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
When my job involves working in the structurally compromised asbestos room where everything's covered in rat poison, maybe working in the collapsing nuclear waste desposite nearby would be a healthier option. ... I wish I was making any of this up.
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
This picture makes me feel like grandma talking about the olden days (tm). We lost these weird novelty photos you paid way too much money for because of smartphones and the 2009 crash. Also the frame would now be AI-generated anyways, so maybe that's for the best. I kinda miss the weirdness tho.
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why are you trans? Wrong answers only. Got bitten by a radioactive woman.
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Pabuela 🎃 @pabuela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
never settle for less
A drawing of Pab's funeral calqued off of Gustave Courbet's Enterrement à Ornans (Burial at Ornans). A Catholic priest reads from a small Bible in front of the hole dug in the ground. Around him are a variety of transgender women, all wearing casual streetwear, stockings, minishorts, skirts, kneehighs, docs, sneakers, chokers, tattoos, piercings, fishnets, sheer clothes, crop tops, beanies, etc. A girl with dyed hair stands behind the priest, holding a portrait of Pabuela, with a little black ribbon on the portrait's corner. Behind her, a goth girl is a pallbearer.

A dachshund stands at the far right of the image.
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't sell yourself short, these are awesome! :O
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh, I just noticed that now, lol. Amazing level of queercoding :D I'm afraid there's not enough signals with crosses tho. Plus we could just use the Trans Europ Express logo. :3
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
This /jk does a lot of heavy lifting >:3
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
A break from social media might be a good thing in general, but, there is this painful combo of thinking you're super toxic and fucking up every social interaction and then retracting and feeling so incredibly lonely. Usually imo people are more okay with you than you think. Stay safe out there. <3
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
PSA: Kids, even if you hate your body, ask yourself if you really wanna do a thing someone wants you to do with it and say no if you don't. It's gonna like a curse otherwise.
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Clitwitchular 🧙‍♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not now, trauma, can't you I'm trying to sleep?
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