Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 6hIn positive personal news, I think I've finally come to terms with my femininity. While I was forced to wear skirts to access HRT (and live), that time in my life is over. And turns skirts are actually fun, so who cares. 110
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 7hIt's true. Honestly, if I had money, I'd just buy someone's donor car from that era and have it turned ito an ev. 010
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 8hThis is not to mean "EU better" btw., I'd say it went the way it did bc. - Germans live way closer to supermarkets and so they don't buy as much in one go - German discounters like Aldi and Lidl made for stiff competition - Not adapting anything alienated both german customers and employees 010
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 8hAnd then the workers went on strike bc. of labor rights violations and Walmart gave up and now it's a Rewe. You couldn't even tell it used to be a Walmart after the last renovation. And the parking lot is P+R bc. there's a tram stop right next to it. 110
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 8hYou basically gave germans a Walmart and see what happens. And the germans were like: "Why tf. are people greeting me at the door!?" "Why is there someone packing my groceries?" "Why are the products arranged in such an unappealing way?" 110
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 11hOkay hear me out: The Fifth Element (1997), but Bruce Willis is replaced with a woman with big tits. Leave the rest how it is, don't even change her outfits. 130
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 11hWhen I had the first appointment with a therapist because of my transition, we talkes for about 20 minutes an I kinda had the feeling we were talking past each other until she said "Are you planning to have your breasts removed?" and it turns out she thought I was a pre transition trans man. Oops. 010
Reposted by Clitwitchular 🧙♀️Claudia: alt text please 😩 @lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social · 19hTrans women are so cool. I'm constantly in awe. 1162
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 12hNote to self: next october, change name to Clitdracula 010
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 12hI should do a cover of Macklemore's Thrift Shop. - He's woke AF - I thrift EVERYTHING bc. I'm broke - I can do the chorus parts, too - "Walk into the club like 'what's up, I got a big cock'" 010
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 12hThat's true. In the beginning of my transition I didn't believe it either, but now they're bigger than my mom's... I'd like to add that my hormone regimen is not exactly optimal and yet it still worked out. 000
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 06/10/2026It's still in use as a supermarket btw, they actually renovated it and fixed the structural issues that arose because these things aren't even supposed to get this old. And of course the parking lot is still always mostly empty. 010
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 06/10/2026There's hypermarket from the 1970s in my area, built 100% US style, parking lot size and all. Even used to be a Walmart in the 90s and run just like ones in the US. It feels like cultural science experiment comparing it to the ones in the US in how it changes over time. 220
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 06/10/2026"You. Need. To. Push. Down. The. Clutch. Pedal. When. You. Stop. The. Car." 130
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 06/10/2026Well I only own normal everday devices like a hygrometer, a pre-war percolator, a "brain of steel", a thing called Gleisbox, and some other stuff. 030
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 06/10/2026Goethe's Faust (Part I). Wrote my Bachelor's about it, it rocks. 110
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 03/10/2026There were too. many. good. photos. from that day. So here's a few more. Thanks again @strayzoey.bsky.social for posing with your awesome car. 040
Reposted by Clitwitchular 🧙♀️Hannah Who @notablyuncool.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s never too late to be yourself, and it’s never too late to change someone else's life just by being out and trans. 15712
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 02/10/2026In other news, after getting a proper steering wheel for pc from ebay, I had several dolls ask me to teach them how to drive. Fittingly, there's a BeamNG map of an old industrial site and a 1992 Honda Civic knockoff, so I can teach them the same way my mom taught me. Just now, like, digital. 050
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 02/10/2026I was converted to run on estrogen. :3 Omg now the term "aftermarket pussy" has appeared in my brain... (yeah we gotta play Car Lesbians together) 010
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh I get that. The moment I noticed many of the people I taught would believe me, even if I made it all up, just because I can present it in an entertaining way really terrified me. 010
Reposted by Clitwitchular 🧙♀️Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026what if everything turns out okay? what then? 1325242
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 02/10/2026I evolved into my current form after being exposed to the moon stone (aka. estrogen) and I live in a veeery tiny space when I'm not out there fighting. 020
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 02/10/2026"Normal" woman, well I'm a "psychic/fire" woman. 241
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 02/10/2026Okay, If you don't like "cis" and wanna be called "normal", I'm gonna refer to you as a normal woman and to trans women as better women. 100
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 01/10/2026I had the displeasure of having a very old-school therapist who gaslit me saying I was perceived as a cis man if I wore pants. And so I randomly came out to the person I was sitting next to in a lecture and she was completely struck with surprise about me not being a cis woman. That felt good. 120
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 01/10/2026they feel they're owed to have their own happy endings and so seek out stories reflecting that. That made me reflect on how I see and value myself as a trans person. The way in which these young trans people treat their right to equality as a matter of fact does give me hope. 2/2 020
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 01/10/2026Talking with young trans folk I was dumbfounded when they criticized stories there the queer protagonist looses or dies in the end. I'm the kind that watches a monster movie, identifies with the monster and goes "yeah, I might not win in the end, but I can be powerful and amazing until then" but 1/2 120
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 01/10/2026The benefit of having Pen&Paper fans in your friendgroup is that they send you gems like these.archive.orgCar Lesbians (Core Rules)The core rules for /tg/'s Car Lesbians, a tabletop game that proves that making out with another lesbian works exactly the same way as racing a car. 010
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 01/10/2026Good thing I don't have a birthday at all! (no I won't look into the calender what do you mean) 010
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 30/09/2026Yeah. It was definetly a mensa and not the sister of what would become the largest passenger ship wreck in history. 010
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 30/09/2026<3 In the end, the habitus was stronger. :3 010
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 30/09/2026Yeah. I used to say it was because I liked glam rock and other music from the 70s, which both shut up the boomers and is kinda telling in hindsight. Well, at least I can show childhood photos to people who don't know I'm trans now. 010
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 30/09/2026Oof, that sounds terrible. Have a virtual hug (if you want). Also I had to laugh out loud at the last sentence. xD 110
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 30/09/2026Tru. :3 It was also not a photo I anticipated, they suddenly started blasting "volare" from the speakers and a bunch people dressed as cooks basically did a kind of flashmob. 110
Reposted by Clitwitchular 🧙♀️olivia!! @yuripanopticon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I love transsexuals and we’re all going to heaven 🙂↕️🫶 18012
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 29/09/2026When my job involves working in the structurally compromised asbestos room where everything's covered in rat poison, maybe working in the collapsing nuclear waste desposite nearby would be a healthier option. ... I wish I was making any of this up. 020
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 29/09/2026This picture makes me feel like grandma talking about the olden days (tm). We lost these weird novelty photos you paid way too much money for because of smartphones and the 2009 crash. Also the frame would now be AI-generated anyways, so maybe that's for the best. I kinda miss the weirdness tho. 110
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 29/09/2026Why are you trans? Wrong answers only. Got bitten by a radioactive woman. 050
Reposted by Clitwitchular 🧙♀️Pabuela 🎃 @pabuela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026never settle for less 228233
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 29/09/2026Don't sell yourself short, these are awesome! :O 000
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh, I just noticed that now, lol. Amazing level of queercoding :D I'm afraid there's not enough signals with crosses tho. Plus we could just use the Trans Europ Express logo. :3 010
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 28/09/2026This /jk does a lot of heavy lifting >:3 010
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 28/09/2026A break from social media might be a good thing in general, but, there is this painful combo of thinking you're super toxic and fucking up every social interaction and then retracting and feeling so incredibly lonely. Usually imo people are more okay with you than you think. Stay safe out there. <3 100
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 28/09/2026PSA: Kids, even if you hate your body, ask yourself if you really wanna do a thing someone wants you to do with it and say no if you don't. It's gonna like a curse otherwise. 000
Clitwitchular 🧙♀️ @clitvicular.northsky.social · 28/09/2026Not now, trauma, can't you I'm trying to sleep? 100