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Clayton

@clintonchives.bsky.social
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Regular sized boy, abnormally large head. www.instagram.com/claybayman?igsh=M…

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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Went to see the Briksdal Glacier and all I got was existential dread
 Briksdal Glacier photographed by myself in 2026, there isn't much leftImage from Briksdal Glacier's Wikipedia page showing how it had receeded between 2003 and 2008, in 2003 it reached the lake and people were able to walk up onto it, in 2008 it barely touches the water and has narrowed significantly
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Love to see trade unions joining forces with big oil bosses to demand more drilling. All very fucking good and normal. Also in my union's case ignoring AGM decision.
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hydration break.
Helicopter doing a water drop of a wild fire. 'Hydration Break's graphic from BBC's football coverage inserted, bottom left.
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This world's fucking so fucked up
Guardian article: Almost half of EU's busiest flight routes are 'hard or impossible' to book on trains - report
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
It's crazy to think that amid all the planets encircling all those stars, we probably live on the only one that has penguins or a lemonade that kills you
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Interurban Era @interurbanera.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Remember: if a good or service you've agreed to purchase was made using AI, it is fully legal to pay that person or company with AI generated images of money. #legaladvice #notethedateofthispost #fintech #AI
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bugs bunny is holding a stack of money in his hand
Alt: bugs bunny is holding a stack of money in his hand
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Just checked in on the stream of the Artemis launch and they're doing the national anthem. They fucking love that song. Rocket doesn't know it's American until it hears the national anthem. "...and the rockets red glarrreeeee..." Rocket: Oh, she means me *blush*
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
If I was a fool I simply wouldn't april
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
One for the train perverts out there
Top image a Hitachi class 802 train, bottom image a Hitachi Magic Wand 'relaxation' aid. Text says 'you ride a Hitachi 800 series, I ride a Hitachi Magic Wand. We are not the same'.
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I have seen @rmtunion.bsky.social members sharing Al generated posters to join the union. This cannot be tolerated. Here is something I, a very unskilled guy threw together in an afternoon. The QR code should even work!.. #tradeunion #noAI
An illustration of 6 people, all depictions of transport workers. At the top the RMT logo, flanked by the phrase 'united we bargain, divided we beg'.
Below them it says 'the union for all transport workers. Join today. www.rmt.org.uk' and a QR code.
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Me on Friday joining @greenparty.org.uk
Homer Simpson pointing, family looking at him, 'thats it, you people have stood in my way long enough, I'm joining the green party'
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The night was mighty dark, so you could hardly see, for the moon refused to shine…. #overthegardenwall #cartoonnetwork #cwstoneking #procreate www.instagram.com/reel/DUiWRy9...
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Clayton on Instagram: "The night was mighty dark, so you could hardly see, For the moon refused to shine…. #overthegardenwall #cartoon #cartoonnetwork #cwstoneking"
9 likes, 0 comments - claybayman on February 9, 2026: "The night was mighty dark, so you could hardly see, For the moon refused to shine…. #overthegardenwall #cartoon #cartoonnetwork #cwstoneking".
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
A few years ago I managed to get hold of the fantastic book on American shortlines called Mixed Train Daily, decided to make a bit of a love letter to it based on my save in Railroader... #trains
Two images, made to look like old book pages, the text is a history of my fictional Railroad the Tuckasegee River Railroad, I've edited screenshots to look like black and white photos.
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Who could possibly be to blame... Guess we will never know.
Twitter post claiming David Blunkett, former big wheel in the New Labour shit factory, had heard new Green MP Hannah Spencer talk and couldn't understand why she would choose the Green Party over Labour.
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The real tragedy here is the gamerisation of military operation codenames. We used to have Operation Overlord, Operation Dynamo, Operation Torch, Operation Bagration, Mars, Jupiter, Seelöwe, all bangers. Now this can of white monster, neck beard, slop. We are days away from Operation PWN the N00bs.
Department of War post: OPERATION EPIC FURY (all caps cos it's epic)
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Best of all, the waitresses and showgirls are all real Brits...
Gentlemen, I give you GBR! A railway with all.the glitz and glamour of the British isles.Freshen your drink Governor?
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
The duality of man.
Police on horse back attacking trade union members at orgreave during the miners strike.
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
It's almost like this history of centre left parties offering nothing and then getting obliterated by the right, all across Europe, could teach labour something
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Manchester South RMT @manchestersouthrmt.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Solidarity with the trans and non-binary community. @rmtunion.bsky.social policy is unequivocal in its support for all our trans and non-binary members and their right to gender identity.
A adaptation of the old National Union of Railwaymen logo, NUR across the centre, over a globe coloured to those colours of the pride flags, around this is written 'National Union of Railwaythem'
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Manchester South RMT @manchestersouthrmt.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
It is outrageous that Avanti continues to intentionally run down our booking office at Manchester Piccadilly and across their network, by refusing to fill vacancies. This is an attack on accessibility purely motivated by profit.
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
New obsession thanks to @wtyppod.bsky.social
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I cannot fucking believe I'm having to defend the idea of free mass transit from a guy that's on my union's NEC.
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
If schools are teaching woke propaganda why are their children playing cops and robbers whilst I'm waiting to pick up my child. ACAB includes those children.
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Three cheers for no clean-air zones, I for one welcome the early embrace of death because we couldn't even make the bare minimum effort to save our planet
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
That the bourgeois are not human.
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Salute the flag.
British Rail double arrow flag
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Railway workers should not be complict in state oppression
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Little hairy guy with lots of train related hats saying 'I love trains'
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
When will I learn to carry a toilet roll at work so I don't have to use that wretched train toilet roll.
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
I spend at least 25% of an early shift absolutely convinced I'm about to shit myself.
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 04/04/2024
First baseball cap I've found to fit my head. This is how it feels to be normal. I'm a hat guy now. Also keep the A's in Oakland. #rootedinoakland
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
Never forgive, never forget.
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
Starting my own brand of pork scratchings called 'Rindland'
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
I wish I could be a cap guy but my head is just too big
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
A cop - and a hobo. A hobo cop. Upsides: can be disheveled, doesn't have to wash, carries himself with lurched gusto. Hobocop doesn't need anyone or anything! No one can kick you out, because you don't *have* a home. Never pay rent again.
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
Deleted the curse app, tired of seeing dead people
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
Daft dog ate raisins today.
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
Okay lads, point me to the porn bots
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
'Tis no man, 'tis a remorseless remembering machine
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
But what about Kevin James as Lenin? I'm prepared for that.
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Clayton @clintonchives.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
Kevin James as Trotsky
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