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Clifford Batteau

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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 38m
Rumors say that for Buddy, Keegan-Michael Key while playing Buddy was acutally channeling his wife
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YOU KNOW THATS A LIE
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Gonza González (0/200) @gonzaegonza91.bsky.social · 3h
it is outstanding how they keep talking shit about Feige when on record has always been the middle with corpo and the artists, often defending the little one. Even Gunn mid-fired was like "Kevin is a nice guy"
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 1h
I don't know man. It seems like every story that comes out of Blade people are blaming the wrong guy. Hint: It's not either of these two
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 1h
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rpaye.bsky.social @rpaye.bsky.social · 3h
You know, with John being a Green Lantern but not quite part of the Corps, that may be the perfect entry for a similarly placed someone to come in and offer John some guidance
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 4h
The Ghost of Ted Turner HAS to be haunting what's left of Cartoon Network Studios at this point with how much disrespect the network's gotten for the past decade
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 4h
By the time this movie comes out, Pattinson will absolutely be the right age for a Bruce that meets Damian
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 4h
"Blade should be such an easy movie to make, why is it taking so long?"
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 7h
BET being prioritized over Cartoon Network is a certainly a choice. What's the point of keeping all the networks together if you're just gonna prioritize the ones that Paramount already owned anyway?
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 7h
Well, on the bright side, maybe MTV will actually run other shows than just re runs of Ridiculousness now
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 7h
I mean, YouTube only rewards simpletons, so going down that route checks out unfortunately
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Sebastian Fawkes 🎃 @acefawkes.bsky.social · 7h
Aaron Pierre was Perfect Casting as John Stewart. This Show did a Great Job introducing Him into Live Action, and I Hope 'Man of Tomorrow' utilizes Him well. #Lanterns
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John Stewart kills a bird
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 7h
Like sure, Rowling's not a transphobe. I'm also in a polygamous relationship with Anna Kendrick and Hailee Steinfeld. Since we're just creating our own realities now
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Charlie @cdtcharles.bsky.social · 18h
me breaking into James Gunn’s home to ask where John Stewart’s costume is youtu.be/-NvEmLvRlbg?...
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Where's Rick meme - Walking Dead
YouTube video by The Color Saqib
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 8h
So apart from the massive ignorance here (Oh, YouTuber, what a fucking shock), I'd like to point out this guy has been reposting NSFW of "Malfoid." Mind you, Draco Malfoy is a child. The genderbent version as such is a child
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 8h
You'd think the guy who made his entire career off of playing socially awkward simpletons would have more self-awareness than this...
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 8h
Dexter and Dee Dee about to go Kendrick on his ass In seriousness, this is disgusting
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Kendrick Lamar: Hopscotch C-Walk
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💀Texas Chainsaw MADSacre👻 @mads.bsky.social · 18h
In Brightest Day In Darkest Night I’ll embrace my fear I’ll do what’s right I choose this ring I choose this fight… In service to this lantern’s light. #Lanterns
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 18h
The Guardians this entire show operated The Corp in a way it wouldn't feel right for John to DIRECTLY be working under them like Guy. Which why him operating solo, for now, is a very enticing direction. The Corp operate as space cops. John is operating as his own hero. An opprotunity Hal never got
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rdmacq.bsky.social @rdmacq.bsky.social · 18h
Good writing rewards the audience for paying attention. Online speculation has caused people to think they have to be surprised 100% of the time or else the story is bad.
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 19h
On that note: I do appreciate this universe that so far isn't taking TOO long to pick up central plot lines. Yeah, we still have to wait til July for MOT, but compared to other superhero media where something shows up and we have to wait YEARS for it if at all, again it's a nice change of pace
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Mr. HP @isidoresdragon.bsky.social · 19h
I've watched the theories get wilder and wilder over the weeks and all the while found myself thinking "remember WandaVision? How fans convinced themselves we were getting Mephisto, the X-Men, and Reed Richards in the finale? This isn't that kind of show."
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 19h
I know people will focus on the wrong thing, miss the finer details because a theory didn't come true, and it's understandable. But as far as finales of superhero shows go, this did everything it needed to do without trying to do too much
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 19h
Also, THANK THE LORD we didn't get a last minute Parralax ass pull
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 19h
#Lanterns Honestly, this whole show was so incredible with character writing and exploration and the arc they gave John was so satisfying to watch, the fanboy in me is only SLIGHTLY edged by the fact we still didn't get a suit reveal. But it better be in that first Man of Tomorrow teaser
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 21h
I think Smash fans gotta accept we're probably not getting a Smash 6 for Switch 2. The next console maybe. Ultimate was such a huge culmination of the series that any follow up is gonna need time to breathe
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everytime I start to think Will Smith was out of line, this motherfucker keeps proving he wasn't
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
CN saying this is funny, not only because of CN Real only lasting 11 months, but also Chowder was like the only show outside of Total Drama and Ben 10 carrying the network in-between Foster's Home, Billy & Mandy, and KND being canceled and Adventure Time and Regular Show coming on the scene
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Reminder: You cannot give consent when you are fucking DEAD!
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Ice Cube: Bye Felicia
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AidanStar64 🌟🐈‍⬛️🎃🧙‍♀️: 30 Years of 96's Sabrina! @aidanstar64.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Billionaires on October 6th:
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Something I just noticed: They pointed out Harry Potter as if it's it's own faction. Pointing out DC makes sense because DC is a studio. But they're REALLY pointing out of EVERY popular franchise they now own, it's the one that's the brainchild of a transphobe. Definitely not telling....
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Like, yeah, they were totally gonna get rid of the guys who's superhero movie outpaced every Marvel movie in 2025 and who's current show is drawing in the same number as The Walking Dead's audience at it's peak and are still currently producing two highly anticipated films just because of one flop
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Say what you will about Disney's merger with Fox, it wasn't THIS....It wasn't THIS
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, on the bright side, The Cult's no doubt having their 10,000th consecutive bitch fit right now
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Welp, now that Danny Trejo is on the shit list, I think they should pull a Jimmy Pesto with Vasquez in Big City Greens. Just he's on a "temporary mission" in Columbia until they recast, or something idk
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Big City Greens: Vasquez and His Hyenas
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fawful's Minion is the only "memelord" review YouTuber I've seen who's not a smug prick. That and he's actually funny
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Because this movie of all movies broke theses dipshits brains so much they decided to side with a billionaire rapist as a result
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Deadpool & Wolverine: Go Go Pose
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mind you he jumped on the Ryan Reynolds and Shawn Levy hate bandwagon (Because of course) and says Reynolds "repeating the same shtick all the time." *Insert "Wonder who that's for" Garfield meme here*
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"But Dehydration Gun Meme Funny"
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Is It Though Karen Obilom
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Gonza González (0/200) @gonzaegonza91.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's .. weirdly telling. Like there's no "i'm one step to become chud..." You're just a chud dude, you're just keeping your Mask on
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Taylor BLOODLETTER @tlrledbetter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If nothing else, Skydance will be required to operate WB separately from Paramount for 5 years...which is a few years more than I expect this whole merger to last.
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*Sighs* Because of course he said this
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What's so funny about Schaffrillas' dickriders is they almost always view discourse about him being a one time occurrence, when no, he does this to himself ALL THE TIME. So excuse the fuck out of us we're tired of the mediocre animation reviewer/Former YouTube Poop creators acting like this:
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Schaffrillas Stans when you tell them him acting like pretentious twat who's "above" certain animated movies isn't "valid criticism" or an excuse for a personality
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Stolas Helluva Boss Christmas Meltdown
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hello? This is actually perfect?
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The shorter your screenplay, the better. The perfect screenplay is zero pages
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't tell Twitter this. They'll have an aneurysm
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Clifford Batteau @cliffordbatteau.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Spooky Season
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Doug The Pug: Ghost in a Pumpkin Bucket
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
found on facebook
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