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@cleverpun.bsky.social
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LFC, heavy metal and cycling. Some witty word salad to imply depth.

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Mark @cleverpun.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
From the 1906 guys #LFC
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Mark @cleverpun.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Cat jumped on me and woke me up early saying Into these Redmen, crush the blueshite or mew mew depending how you read it #lfc
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Matt @whatsupspence.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Seun Kuti has a message.
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
I mean, this is just straight up censorship by the government and the BBC
Police in Somerset say they are assessing comments made on stage by rap punk duo Bob Vylan and Irish-language rap group Kneecap at Glastonbury Festival on Saturday.
The government has "strongly condemned" chants from Bob Vylan who called for "death" to the Israeli military during their performance which was broadcast live on the BBC.
Rapper Bobby Vylan led chants of "free, free Palestine" and "death, death to the IDF [lsrael
Defense Forces]".
A BBC spokesperson said some of the comments were "deeply offensive", adding it had issued a warning on screen about "very strong and discriminatory language". The set will not be available to rewatch on BBC iPlayer.
The Israeli Embassy posted on the social media site X that it was "deeply disturbed by the inflammatory and hateful rhetoric".After Bob Vylan's performance, a government spokesperson said Culture Secretary Lisa Nandy had spoken to BBC director general Tim Davie to seek an "urgent explanation about what due diligence" the broadcaster carried out ahead of airing the act.
The government added that it welcomed the decision not to re-broadcast the performance on
BBC iPlayer.
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Peter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
🚨One million blood donors are needed to meet demand & avoid a ‘red alert' shortage, the NHS has warned Giving blood is one of the most rewarding things I’ve done Book an appointment or register today. You could be someone's lifeline ❤️🙏👇 www.blood.co.uk
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Mark @cleverpun.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
#hawksmoor
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Mark @cleverpun.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Shamelessly lifted #lfc The time on the watch? 19:95 I think
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Mark @cleverpun.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Yes Reds…. Graft but the better side won. 13 more points #LFC
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Mark @cleverpun.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
#lfc
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Mark @cleverpun.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Manifest and Bunch in a day, amazing wine and food in Liverpool
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Mark @cleverpun.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Just been to see the excellent #Ghoststories in Liverpool. It was too scary for the lady in the row in front of us who was sick!
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loucat @loukitten.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Save the Prince Charles Cinema in London! Sign the petition please! #skymovie #movie #film #skyfilm #london #savethepcc
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Mark @cleverpun.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
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Trades Union Congress @tuc.org.uk · 16/01/2025
This is why CEOs don't like the phrase 'work-life balance'.
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Mark @cleverpun.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Enjoying the Darts but looking at scores…”Not seen a worn that terrifying song dune pt2”… Clearly not watched Tremors
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Mark @cleverpun.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Happy New Year all you lovely #bluesky people
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dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @davemacleod.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
the brick in the nuts guy just got sentenced to two and half years in prison which makes this even funnier 😄
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Mark @cleverpun.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I think Grav struggled on Wednesday as Newcastle could swarm him as we didn’t have a more expansive right back. Saturday I think should be back to usual service #lfc
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 02/12/2024
Wow. This Boris Johnson column about Gregg Wallace is absolutely wild.
I had the great privilege of spending a Saturday with Gregg Wallace recently. 
Unfortunately, I had to leave our banter fest early to attend Lord Lebedev of Siberia’s annual festive soiree. So I missed the moment the media began a concerted campaign to discredit the barrow boy turned plucky pudding evaluator.
At one point during our game of Total War Saga: Thrones of Britannia, Gregg turned and looked at me through his full-rimmed Silhouette varifocals: ‘Do middle-class women of a certain age have it in for you?’ he asked probingly as he consolidated Alfred the Great’s victory over the Danelaw at the Battle of Edington. 
If by ‘women of a certain age’ you mean ‘totty half my own’ then look, I told him, I have always found them very kindly and friendly and polite – until that is, you get one pregnant and they start making ceaseless demands about maintenance and remembering your children’s birthdays, and names and the like. 
Poor Gregg. This is no misogynist, or hubristic grocer turned gourmet. This is a 60-year-old man who had the sheer guts and resilience to get out there, day in, day out, and eat desserts between Marcus Wareing and Monica Galetti while occasionally making a wildly inappropriate comment. 
Predictably the left-wing establishment are throwing everything at him, including umpteen remarkably similar reports of the same behaviour, in a shameful and counter-productive attempt to keep his working-class palate off our screens.
And never has the expression ‘Let he has not ruined everyone else’s deconstructed roast pork belly with chargrilled peach salsa with chauvinistic overtures, cast the first peach stone’ been truer.
We are at a crossroads. We can keep going with the hair-shirted miserabilism of women who believe they have some sort of inalienable right to go through life without being demeaned and objectified by their inferiors.
Or we can listen to Gregg. Yes, the estuary epicurean is a bit unreconstructed, like those deconstructed Eton Messes he’s sound fond of sampling. But I say, don’t listen to what he says, or the parodies of what he says. Look at what he does. Which is coordinating the Saxon reoccupation of London whilst weathering the Great Heathen Army and increasingly irate calls from his PR team.
Gregg is in the shape of his life and he doesn’t mind letting people know it. Will he want to go down as the first factory inspector on the Beeb to be thwarted by women of a certain age?
I just can’t see it. The astonishing events of the last week have proved one thing. This man is a supreme competitor. And when the cakes are burned, he remains the only man on national television with the courage and tenacity to keep sampling them.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Gregg Wallace taking charge of his own PR.
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Mark @cleverpun.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Not played anyone yet
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Juliet Brando @sliderulesyou.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Mastertwat.
Nick Holder on Twitter: @greggawallace Hi Greg I am cycling just over 180 miles in 2 days for Macmillan Cancer Support. Any chance of a RT? (LINK)
Wallace: Gregg ?
Nick: No worries mate, it's only people with cancer. You worry about your extra G. Mastertwat.
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Mark @cleverpun.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Can’t not share this
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Mark @cleverpun.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Is rite #lfc
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Miguel Delaney @migueldelaney.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
So, to go with a first time he lost four then five consecutive games, this is the first time Guardiola has squandered a three-goal lead bsky.app/profile/migu...
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Mark @cleverpun.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
However bad you were affected by the mess at Euston and all the flooding, you didn’t need to travel with a giant purple furry cup.
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Mark @cleverpun.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Up those top of the league Reds #lfc
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 22/11/2024
'Only Reform UK is committed to safeguarding women' is quite a flex when one in five Reform MPs have been to prison for violently assaulting women.
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 19/11/2024
Neil Parish must be beside himself, he usually has to pay a subscription for this stuff.
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
If you bring central London to a halt in order to campaign against catastrophic climate change then you're a "barmy" eco "fanatic" who deserves to be locked up. If you do the same to hang on to your multimillion pound inheritance tax exemption then you're a brave freedom fighter defying the odds
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Mark @cleverpun.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
The press seem oddly ok with rich people disrupting traffic in London #farmersprotest
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dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @davemacleod.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
very much looking forward to Farage, Oakeshott, Hartley-Brewer and the rest demanding these idiots get the same jail time (5 years!) as the Just Stop Oil protestors… #FarmersProtest #jso
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
If you don’t know about Sophie Lancaster Foundation I really encourage you to find out more
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Mark @cleverpun.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
#Hawksmoor Liverpool are doing a turkey sandwich and poutine as a festive lunch special and it’s ace
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 16/11/2024
NEWS! Children in Need celebrates raising 0.4% of the money written off by the Tory government for PPE that wasn't delivered by their mates
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Children in Need celebrates raising 0.4% of the money written off by the Tory government for PPE that wasn’t delivered by their mates
Friday night saw Children in Need raise an incredible £39m, which is 0.4% of the amount the Tories wasted on unusable and undelivered PPE contracts handed out like confetti to friends of Tory polit…
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Mark @cleverpun.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Lucky enough to get this rum, it’s an absolute baller. Drink not flipping #rum #foursquare
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Mark @cleverpun.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
This is gold
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Mark @cleverpun.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Coote has been on the toot? I for one am shocked
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Mark @cleverpun.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Watched Terrifier 3 last night, no one told me it’s a bloody Christmas movie.
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