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Sarcastic middle school teacher with a solid GIF game.

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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"Be a Dan Levy" is always good advice.
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This made my day.
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Jon Stewart Stare
ALT: Jon Stewart Stare
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Journalism really IS the glorious, life-fulfilling profession Hollywood makes it out to be 😬
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
F*** yes. Well done, Senator.
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not pictured: Team puts guys on 2B and 3B with no outs and suddenly all bottles of bubbly fall flat and won't spray.
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is insane
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yes!! Finally!!
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's almost like signing/trading for a pitching staff with endless injury histories and/or guys who can only go 4-5 innings has catastrophic ramifications by the end of the year.
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Adam Sandler in Billy Madison: GOO!
ALT: Adam Sandler in Billy Madison: GOO!
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I may have a new favorite player.
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just awesome.
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
God, I love good journalism.
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Just awesome.
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Is it weird that I'm a writing teacher, yet train the same way?
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bregman picking a nice time to start looking like Bregman again.
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Pete Crow-Armstrong is the sixth player to reach 25 HR & 25 SB in his team’s first 115 games of a season multiple times (2025, 2026), joining: José Ramírez 2018, ‘24 Ronald Acuña Jr. 2019, ‘23 Alfonso Soriano 2002, ‘06 Jose Canseco 1988, ‘98 Bobby Bonds 1973, ‘77 He’s the first in CONSECUTIVE szns
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This. Look...I like Suzuki, but I don't exactly trust him in critical moments. Plus... he's a FA after this year. I'm cool using him to upgrade pitching. IF they had someone who could fill his spot in the lineup this year. Which they don't. And (big and)...he has a no trade clause!!
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/07/2026
Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/
I recently discovered Merriam-Webster's Time Traveler feature which tells you which words are the same age as you.
I'm convinced there are 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe your vibe.
Mine (1987):
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-adhd
• brain fart
-dad joke 
-potty-mouthed
-thirtysomething
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This sucks.
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
.. and our eighth grade writers rank in the Top 1-2% of the state every year 😎
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Well-balanced and shows how complicated the situation is. I wouldn't love a DFA, but the ugly truth is that may be the right move. I know I DON'T want him in the bullpen. I don't have the numbers in front of me, but it definitely feels like he gets hit hardest in the first three innings.
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Reuters @reuters.com · 21/07/2026
Reuters identified 129 people charged under the federal 'voting by aliens' statute since 1996. In none of those cases did prosecutors allege a coordinated effort to influence an election, and no defendant was accused of being paid to vote reut.rs/4vRXi1G
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Freaking Bluesky only let me like this once.
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Up next: A moat. Followed by changing the locks and keys before the next group moves in.
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I will never tire of PCA information.
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Funny how that works.
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Stephen Wolf @stephenwolf.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain. Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow. Happy 250, America!
An image of a list of the 27 grievances against King George III in the Declaration of Independence. Donald Trump's regime has committed at least 20 of them in whole or in part, condensed into the list below:
1.	He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
2.	He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of representation …
3.	He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing … his invasions on the rights of the people.
4.	He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; … obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners …
5.	He has obstructed the Administration of Justice …
6.	He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices …
7.	He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
8.	He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
9.	He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
10.	He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution … giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
11.	For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
12.	For protecting them … from punishment for any Murders which they should commit …
13.	For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
14.	For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
15.	For depriving us … of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
16.	For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:
17.	For … abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
18.	He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
19.	He has … destroyed the lives of our people.
20.	He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us …
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Hey, @bleachernation.bsky.social , where you been?
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Rev. Benjamin Cremer @brcremer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Imagine taking a few Bible verses on human sexuality as literal divine commands from God for all society, but minimizing 2,000+ verses calling for the care of immigrants, the marginalized, the oppressed, and the poor to be a personal choice.
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Tim Hirschel-Burns @timhirschelburns.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The three players in this photo: 1. Nigerian heritage, grew up in England, and is only a citizen thanks to birthright citizenship. 2. Born + raised in Holland, has a dad who immigrated to the US from Suriname. 3. Said he wanted to “make people who look like me proud” while playing on Juneteenth
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Rev. Benjamin Cremer @brcremer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
After a win, UFC fighter Josh Hokit claimed Jesus Christ as his personal savior then turned right around and called Michelle Obama a man.
This entire display is the epitome of the selfishness, greed, misogyny, racism, and violence that is inherent to Christian nationalism. Proclaiming Christ as savior, while practicing blatant self indulgence, vain displays of brute strength, and bigotry, all while the poor and the stranger are being trampled.
It is absolutely vile.
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Nancy Armour @nrarmour.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The 14th Amendment was passed 160 years ago today. Fitting that Folarin Balogun gave us a reminder that it makes us better as a country.
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USMNT's Folarin Balogun shows what makes really America great at World Cup | Opinion
Folarin Balogun was born in New York, chose to represent USMNT over England and Nigeria.
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Bleacher Nation @bleachernation.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Jacob Misiorowski's One-Hit Masterpiece Belongs in the Kerry Wood Conversation www.bleachernation.com/cubs/2026/06…
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Nancy Armour @nrarmour.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
World Cups are magical. But the legacy of this one will be the hostility and the greed of the United States.
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United States has already lost World Cup with its greed and hostility | Opinion
The United States is hosting the World Cup for only the second time and first since 1994. The country's worst has been on display.
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
So...what we've learned is the team with World Series aspirations are putting up historically good numbers vs bad teams/pitchers, but are putting up historically bad numbers vs teams/pitchers they would face in the playoffs.
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This. Is. Awesome.
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ReadJack🇺🇸 @readjack.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
“Memorial Day rooted in Black history” Great letter to the editor in the Sun-Times www.nps.gov/articles/000... sdarj.org/celebrating-... time.com/5836444/blac...
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Awesome
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Fact
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
100%. We teachers are often the first adult LGBTQ+ kids open up to (sometimes the first person). I will protect my kids. Full stop. Come at me and see what happens.
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
💔
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
😂😂😂
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 23/04/2026
Wait, why does Oxford get one? We want a comma.
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
"It's not fair, but it is the reality" is what really makes this suck because it shows how far WE still need to grow.
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Dammit, Ms. Armour!! Can't you just let me dislike a guy? (Spot on with the statement that a coach of color would never get away with the same antics, by the way.)
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Put these three together? Sold!!
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Preach.
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Yes!! .....now extend Busch 😁
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Clever Name @clevername37.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Better be next. And...as Boog noted on The Score this afternoon...zero in on Busch too.
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