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Cleo

@cleopalooza.bsky.social
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I like baseball things.

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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I just am refusing to figure out what today's date so I can pretend it ends tomorrow (aka the heat is making me delusional)
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Sam Miller @sammillerbb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm with the Padres; I'm against baseball on cable
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't care about the physics; that was spiritually a dinger.
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(I clearly come back to this clip far too often)
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtube.com/shorts/WIeCe...
youtube.com
Teoscar Hernandez's Reaction To Seeing Hazel Mae 🥺
YouTube video by SPORTSNET
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They change times of postseason games at the drop of the hat if it benefits the tv scheduling but not for safety 🫠
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That feels like it's even more on brand
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Isn't that her thing
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Genuinely what the fuck is happening though (I say as a snek fan)
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Let me know if you figure out anything that works because I just spent a few minutes trying to explain to Ruth that even though I'm home all day, I didn't actually want to get woken up to start hanging out at 4 am
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jerry yes
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jerry no
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tbf Javier Sanoja is a menace (extremely complimentary)
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
wheeeeeeee!
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MLB HR Videos @mlbhrvideo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Corbin Carroll walk-off HR (21)
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I was literally in the middle of replying to your previous post with "C'mon Claire, that would be asking for too much!" When I got a notification pop up about runs scored. lol
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's become incredibly easy to figure out what people to avoid simply by how frequently they use the word capital and aren't referring to letters.
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I thought I had an idea but I'm still stressed because of how she apparently makes out with all the moms in town (unless I totally misunderstood that that was a joke)
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yes, but even more specifically, what age the government says she is, instead of what age her soul feels (because I'm sure those are two very different numbers)
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Could you ever gauge how old Oona is meant to be?
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Honestly until the episode with her 18th birthday I kept thinking she was at least in her mid to late 20s because I just kept thinking about her skincare routine from the first episode's opening sequence
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I took a sweatshirt to a football game tonight and I never even thought about putting it on 🫠
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Giddy [pause for emphasis] up
Padres to call up 20-year-old catcher Ethan Salas
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Sand campaign would respond by showing a photograph of Charles Grassley at the same age, but photography had not yet been invented then
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Explaincars Drama: San Diego International airport is the only airport in the world built atop a giant lazy susan
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Same.
Daniel Huang
Dream Job: Retirement
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The way I also didn't realize this but knew exactly who you were referring to.
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Seeing one (1) billionaire act like a likeable person and I don't know what to think anymore
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
bad news. there was an inventory mixup at the Weekday Factory so tomorrow is just gonna be a thursday
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
lol I found this conversation I had with a friend in April
Screenshot of a text message conversation about Jake cronenworth's fun fact that he liked to drive in total silence. The messages read as follows

Me: Lol I also just remembered this photo I took at the first game I went to because I read it and thought "wow Jake is kind of a psychopath"

Me: And now that he got hit in the face with 97mph and ended up staying in the game, I think that even more

Other person: Alone with his thoughts??

Me: Right??
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I remember seeing Jake's fact up on the Jumbotron for the first game I went to this season and I still can't get over it!!
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I screenshot that slide to send to multiple people with "one of these is not as fun as the other" 🫠
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Two of those years were for the former minor league team in my little hometown in Iowa. I love seeing the kids grow up and do all these amazing things. 🥹🥹
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Claire @baseball-broad.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
LEO RIVAS, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
@baseball-broad.bsky.social new baseball cat dad just dropped?? (I don't know why but I immediately needed to tell you even if it's not the mariners)
Screenshot of an Instagram post of a picture of Corbin Carroll holding two Siamese cats.
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I see the Mariners and Brewers decided that no game this series was going to be normal.
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Claire I'm stressin'
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I am too 😭
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Waldschmidt wheeeee!
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
YAY
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Oh definitely! He's just one of those guys I am *so* used to being a Cardinal that it's gonna throw me off for a while.
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I don't know if I'm ever going to get used to him.
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I scrolled sooooo far back into my reposts earlier to specifically make sure I reposted this again
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
this is the energy we need thank you Benny Biceps
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Melissa Lockard @melissalockard.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I feel like the issue with the Dodgers getting Skubal has less to do with a need for a salary cap or anything else and more to do with it being boring. Everyone knew that’s where he’d end up. Sports are more fun when there are surprises. This is just uninspired script writing.
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Breaking: Harrison Bader's foot.
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
But it took a few minutes to finally get ejected which surprised me tbh
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Yeah stammen was arguing with the home plate ump for a decent length of time (the hp ump definitely deserved it)
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Cleo @cleopalooza.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Woahhh I'd never heard about this but that's crazy and terrifying!!
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