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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 27/09/2026

October came early this year.

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 13/09/2026

Here we see Ryan Wingo’s receiving mentor.

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 14/08/2026

“Grok, make me look like the hero from ‘The Untouchables,’ Frank Nitti.”

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 10/07/2026

This hotel bathroom designer says, "Hold my toilet paper."

A hotel bathroom where the walls surrounding the toilet were designed to be, for reasons unknown, translucent. And also not going all the way to the ceiling.

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 09/07/2026

You’re telling me the MAGA guy soon to take over as Comptroller for the state of Texas has a twin brother? And this is him? Man, we’re getting the wrong twin.

Phillip Huffines and a magnificent mullet.

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 05/05/2026

Astros city connect caps look like they’d be just about perfect for the UT-Arlington baseball team.

Houston Astros cap with a blue and orange stylized A.

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 30/04/2026

This sounds like the name of a slots-only Fremont Street casino before Fremont Street got popular and cleaned up. Thunder Gulch would have had a video board outside advertising $2 margaritas and fried Oreos at the snack bar.

36. Thunder Gulch
1995, First

Another way to make sure you have a high-quality horse name: If the name sounds like it belongs to a roller coaster, it’s a really good horse name.

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 24/04/2026

My theory is that Whiskey Pete made fun of Kelly for trying to order a McFish.

A 2021 tweet from Greg Kelly:
"I just went to a MACDONALD’S and there was no MCFISH on the menu. When the hell did that happen? Is it permanently banned? Or is just my 'local' MACDONALD’S. I demanded to see the 'manager' but they accused me of being a 'MALE KAREN' so i walked out."

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 22/04/2026

Is Uncle Baby Billy the CEO of ServiceNow?

Photograph of a man who looks remarkably like Uncle Baby Billy from "The Righteous Gemstones."

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 10/04/2026

Share a preacher, nun, or priest.

Brother Dave Gardner's classic comedy album "Rejoice, Dear Hearts!"

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 24/03/2026

Here we see Bristol Palin embarking on her new career as a Jackie Rogers Jr. tribute act. www.huffpost.com/entry/bristo...

Martin Short as his great character Jackie Rogers Jr.

Bristol Palin, showing facial paralysis.

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 10/03/2026

What’s a movie you genuinely enjoy that’s known for being bad?

Battleship (2012)

Hell, yeah, I love this terrible movie.

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 26/02/2026

On this day 40 years ago rookie Pete Incaviglia hit a ball THROUGH the outfield wall in the old Pompano Beach spring training stadium and immediately launched himself into the top tier of my all-time favorite Texas Rangers. Feb. 26, 1986 #MLB #SpringTraining #TexasRangers

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 18/02/2026

I don’t know why they chose to post this, but I do know Olivia Nuzzi has a thick new callus on her fingertip.

Bizarre (even by MAGA standards) photo of RFK Jr. and Kid Rock, both shirtless.

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 17/02/2026

Such good investigatory work being done here. So much that I hate to ruin all the Far Side forensics that were done... but I have it on good authority that Sting was actually still chuckling about an anecdote from the Erma Bombeck book he had put down only moments before this photo was taken.

Sting, laughing at the humor in everyday life as described by Erma Bombeck in "Four of a Kind."

Erma Bombeck's "Four of a Kind," a compilation of four of her previous books.

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 14/02/2026

Impossible for me to say without lapsing into Schoolhouse Rock sing-song.

Indubitably... from Schoolhouse Rock's "Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, Get Your Adverbs Here"

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 12/02/2026

Which explains a lot about wife-carrying races. And, come to think about it, MMA ground-and-pound fights.

Man carrying his wife in a race. They look like a couple that has skimmed instructions on how to perform a 69 but should have taken the time to read a little more closely.

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 10/02/2026

Texas Republicans are a sucker for a man with sultry good looks in their mugshot.

Ken Paxton's Collin County booking sheet.

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 06/02/2026

They have a knack for good-looking uniforms. Their national American football team uniforms from several years ago still rank as one my very favorites.

Mexico Aztecas football team, sporting some cool-as-hell unis.

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 30/01/2026

Thinkin @theonion.com might have a case for copyright infringement here.

Sicko, or possibly a "DEA Task Force" member, peering in through a window.

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 30/01/2026

Thinking of Kristi Noem and her lovely locks, for no particular reason.

French collaborator having her head shorn.

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 28/01/2026

"These people will kill you."

A group of women in heavy coats in the snow.

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 28/01/2026

They've given him a t-shirt. Unfortunately not one of these.

T-shirts worn in the losing locker room of the cinema classic "BASEketball."

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 28/01/2026

Dude? Not a dude? Tough to tell from the camera angle.

Some brave soul attempting a 72-ounce steak challenge as a late lunch.

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 23/01/2026

Quote skeet a gif with a clue of where you’re from…

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 06/01/2026

Life on Mars/Ashes to Ashes. (Note: my winner is based solely in the era that started after M*A*S*H went off the air. That final episode remains the ALL-TIME all-time best.)

Promo images for "Life on Mars" and "Ashes to Ashes."

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 23/12/2025

I don't know what you're talking about, man. How could this be a big civil war if the Orphans wasn't there?

The Orphans. So far down they're not even on the map. Real low class.

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 19/12/2025

Yes, but DO NOT go searching for more details. It's basically this scene, but with dildos.

"Dawn of Man" bone-smashing scene from "2001: A Space Odyssey."

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 16/12/2025

You're missing the whole point. These are clearly meant in tribute to late U of Kentucky quarterback Jared Lorenzen. A subtle homage to his time spent playing arena football.

Jared Lorenzen, a man of size, who nevertheless was a heck of a quarterback.

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 15/12/2025

If you have seen this person please contact authorities.

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 18/11/2025

Everything else is jockeying for second place behind Elvis Grbac and the whole clusterf*** behind People magazine's "Sexiest Athlete" in 1998. (Short version: Photographer mistakenly shot the wrong guy. People editorial staff said, "Screw it. Just go with what we have.")

A magazine spread featuring the decidedly non-sexy Elvis Grbac.

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 21/10/2025

Finally -- FINALLY! -- a team is putting to use the lessons taught to us many years ago by the Pittsburgh Pisces.

Poster for the masterpiece film "The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh."

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 21/10/2025

My favorite fan in the game is the little Canadian kid having a Corona tall boy. #ALCS #BlueJays #Mariners

A small Canadian child enjoys a baseball game with a tall Corona beer.

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 21/10/2025

Reggie understood the art of subtlety.

Screenshot of Reggie Jackson taking a throw off his hip to prevent a crucial double play in the 1978 World Series.

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 20/10/2025

My stick-on calendar (and bonus stickers) from @djgloverepair.bsky.social arrived today and immediately took a place of honor on my refrigerator door. Really appreciate it, y’all.

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 08/10/2025

Filing a report right now against Kate Bush and Donald Sutherland.

Donald Sutherland and Kate Bush (with an awful hairdo) doing some nefarious weather modification that the brave state of Florida ain't gonna stand for no more.

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 01/10/2025

LAA announce manager’s departure by releasing a tribute graphic that looks like a movie poster for a remake of “Angels in the Outfield” starring Ron Washington. (Related: I would definitely watch that movie.)

Graphic from the Los Angeles Angels reading “Thank you Ron Washington.”

Washington gazes down from a field of clouds.

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 09/09/2025

Also offers the opportunity to fulfill the "early season setback" checkpoint on the annual aggy roller coaster. (Yet another hat tip to the brilliant MS Paint artist Thujone Von Thujone, who really ought to get onboard here.) 1.bp.blogspot.com/-6yGWK7Wh6ZQ...

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 05/09/2025

New Eric Adams campaign poster just dropped.

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