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CleanupHitter

@cleanuphitter.com
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Sports betting, Las Vegas gambling, history, Texas, the '80s. Wish I didn't drift so much into politics... but, well, you know, life today. CleanupHitter1 on the (former) bird site.

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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 1h
I have some very long stories about interacting with him back in the late 90s/early 2000s. Way too long to encapsulate, but short takeaway: He was a really good guy.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 11/10/2026
We see again that Sarkisian still has no idea how to put away an opponent on the ropes. Also reminded there were reasons Manning didn’t beat out Ewers in two years.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 10/10/2026
I miss Quinn Ewers.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 10/10/2026
No, no, Arch Manning.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 09/10/2026
Do you think this pair has ever hosted a house party without a guest leaving them an upper-decker?
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 09/10/2026
Blonde Liar to be Replaced by Identical Blonde Liar
nbcnews.com
Katie Zacharia will be the next White House press secretary
The conservative commentator, currently an adviser to Trump Media & Technology Group, will replace Karoline Leavitt.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 09/10/2026
I believe Louisiana-Monroe did this about a dozen years ago. I recall their offense being a lot of fun to watch.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 08/10/2026
An East Texas and Longhorn football legend has taken his leave. texaslonghorns.com/news/2026/10...
texaslonghorns.com
Longhorn Legend Duke Carlisle passes away - University of Texas Athletics
An Academic All-American and Team MVP, Carlisle quarterbacked the Longhorns to the 1963 National Championship, which was the program's first.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 08/10/2026
Is it Eric "Stumpy Joe” Childs?
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 07/10/2026
“Ken Paxton cares. He got me a no-show job in Austin so I could be closer. That’s just the sort of small kindness all of us side pieces came to recognize as who he is.”
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 05/10/2026
Which is really a built-in problem with party primary elections. The “Christmas and Easter” party voters don’t turn out for primaries, but the mouth-frothing zealots will DEFINITELY vote in them.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 05/10/2026
The lunaticest of the lunatic fringe turned out in droves for the GOP primary earlier this year. All up and down the ballot.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 02/10/2026
This needs to happen.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 30/09/2026
Sounds to me like the casino sent over a heavy-duty cooler.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 30/09/2026
Not quite as imitated by 11-year-old kids as Julio Franco’s batting stance, but close.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 29/09/2026
We're gonna be signing a document today to make ‘fetch’ happen. We’re going to be saying ‘fetch.’ Officially making it happen."
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 28/09/2026
Would advise not bothering to issue an iPad.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 28/09/2026
Could even save a few bucks on makeup and costuming if he still has his old Las Vegas disguise.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 28/09/2026
Never change, aggy.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 27/09/2026
October came early this year.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 27/09/2026
Look, man. They did the math. peopleLeavingNYC = math.ceil(peopleLeavingNYC / 1000000) * 1000000
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 26/09/2026
Hingle McCringleberry says that was a tricky-tack penalty on Colin Simmons.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 26/09/2026
Stupid, stupid, stupid Longhorns.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 25/09/2026
You’re close, but wrong. The AL West race is actually a battle for aspiration of midness.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 25/09/2026
Bo French almost certainly *will* be a real low spot. Klan-level racism isn’t going to be enough to dissuade Texas voters who only see that “R” after his name.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 25/09/2026
Bo French overwhelmingly winning is going to put a very serious strain on my remaining thin strand of Texas optimism.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 25/09/2026
Have to admit I’m pretty impressed. He’s somehow made his work as a hard-shilling sports betting tout be known as his “respectable work.”
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 25/09/2026
Me, talking about the opening sequence of “The Rifleman.”
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 25/09/2026
Flipping through the channels and just came across “The Death of Stalin” right at the very start. Very funny AND a great preview of how things will go down when IT happens.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 24/09/2026
OUR SHORTS WERE KHAKI NOT BEIGE
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 24/09/2026
I’ve decided I’m fully on board the AL West being won with an 80-82 record. Let’s do this. Perfectly fitting for our Age of Enshittification.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 24/09/2026
You dogass Rangers.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 23/09/2026
This motherfucker.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 20/09/2026
aggy deserves this.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 19/09/2026
I, for one, will feel a little more secure knowing our troops are all sporting morning wood.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 13/09/2026
I simultaneously feel like Texas had no business winning at all and that they should have won by about 14.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 13/09/2026
Wow. WOW! What a comeback.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 13/09/2026
Texas is Texasing.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 13/09/2026
Here we see Ryan Wingo’s receiving mentor.
Orlando Jones in “The Replacements.”
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 13/09/2026
Ted Cruz making his presence felt early.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 12/09/2026
My theory is that every college football fan begins life as an Ohio State agnostic. They’re either then sorted by family history into Category 1 or they encounter a gathering of OSU fans… which naturally pushes them into Category 2 They’re in Austin today. Fuck ‘em all, obnoxious jerks.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 09/09/2026
Are you sure? That’s just a personal cassette player made in Germany.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 05/09/2026
H-E-B
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Aaron Cameron @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Let me tell you about trying to be an obsessed baseball fan in the late 1980s, kat 😭
Andy Allanson baseball cardAllan Anderson baseball card
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 04/09/2026
To be fair, there’s a pretty surprisingly large overlap between New Jersey and New Orleans dialects. Threw me for a loop the first time I visited NO.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 04/09/2026
As said by Leonard Cohen: “Everybody knows that the boat is leaking / Everybody knows that the captain lied”
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 03/09/2026
Never have forgiven Doug Rader for messing him up so badly.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 03/09/2026
Texting my wife to make sure she’ll vouch that I was home all night that night.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 03/09/2026
Going to be some bargains on strange equipment down at the Army-Navy Surplus Store soon.
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CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 27/08/2026
Too strong. It, Lake O’ The Pines, and Cedar Creek to instead to be put on the maps as The Pretty Good Lakes.
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