CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 1hI have some very long stories about interacting with him back in the late 90s/early 2000s. Way too long to encapsulate, but short takeaway: He was a really good guy. 030
CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 11/10/2026We see again that Sarkisian still has no idea how to put away an opponent on the ropes. Also reminded there were reasons Manning didn’t beat out Ewers in two years. 010
CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 09/10/2026Do you think this pair has ever hosted a house party without a guest leaving them an upper-decker? 000
CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 09/10/2026Blonde Liar to be Replaced by Identical Blonde Liarnbcnews.comKatie Zacharia will be the next White House press secretaryThe conservative commentator, currently an adviser to Trump Media & Technology Group, will replace Karoline Leavitt. 000
CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 09/10/2026I believe Louisiana-Monroe did this about a dozen years ago. I recall their offense being a lot of fun to watch. 000
CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 08/10/2026An East Texas and Longhorn football legend has taken his leave. texaslonghorns.com/news/2026/10...texaslonghorns.comLonghorn Legend Duke Carlisle passes away - University of Texas AthleticsAn Academic All-American and Team MVP, Carlisle quarterbacked the Longhorns to the 1963 National Championship, which was the program's first. 020
CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 07/10/2026“Ken Paxton cares. He got me a no-show job in Austin so I could be closer. That’s just the sort of small kindness all of us side pieces came to recognize as who he is.” 010
CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 05/10/2026Which is really a built-in problem with party primary elections. The “Christmas and Easter” party voters don’t turn out for primaries, but the mouth-frothing zealots will DEFINITELY vote in them. 010
CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 05/10/2026The lunaticest of the lunatic fringe turned out in droves for the GOP primary earlier this year. All up and down the ballot. 110
CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 30/09/2026Sounds to me like the casino sent over a heavy-duty cooler. 010
CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 30/09/2026Not quite as imitated by 11-year-old kids as Julio Franco’s batting stance, but close. 021
CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 29/09/2026We're gonna be signing a document today to make ‘fetch’ happen. We’re going to be saying ‘fetch.’ Officially making it happen." 000
CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 28/09/2026Could even save a few bucks on makeup and costuming if he still has his old Las Vegas disguise. 110
CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 27/09/2026Look, man. They did the math. peopleLeavingNYC = math.ceil(peopleLeavingNYC / 1000000) * 1000000 110
CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 26/09/2026Hingle McCringleberry says that was a tricky-tack penalty on Colin Simmons. 000
CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 25/09/2026You’re close, but wrong. The AL West race is actually a battle for aspiration of midness. 120
CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 25/09/2026Bo French almost certainly *will* be a real low spot. Klan-level racism isn’t going to be enough to dissuade Texas voters who only see that “R” after his name. 110
CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 25/09/2026Bo French overwhelmingly winning is going to put a very serious strain on my remaining thin strand of Texas optimism. 110
CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 25/09/2026Have to admit I’m pretty impressed. He’s somehow made his work as a hard-shilling sports betting tout be known as his “respectable work.” 000
CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 25/09/2026Me, talking about the opening sequence of “The Rifleman.” 000
CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 25/09/2026Flipping through the channels and just came across “The Death of Stalin” right at the very start. Very funny AND a great preview of how things will go down when IT happens. 010
CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 24/09/2026I’ve decided I’m fully on board the AL West being won with an 80-82 record. Let’s do this. Perfectly fitting for our Age of Enshittification. 010
CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 19/09/2026I, for one, will feel a little more secure knowing our troops are all sporting morning wood. 000
CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 13/09/2026I simultaneously feel like Texas had no business winning at all and that they should have won by about 14. 110
CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 12/09/2026My theory is that every college football fan begins life as an Ohio State agnostic. They’re either then sorted by family history into Category 1 or they encounter a gathering of OSU fans… which naturally pushes them into Category 2 They’re in Austin today. Fuck ‘em all, obnoxious jerks. 010
CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 09/09/2026Are you sure? That’s just a personal cassette player made in Germany. 031
Reposted by CleanupHitterAaron Cameron @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Let me tell you about trying to be an obsessed baseball fan in the late 1980s, kat 😭 4273
CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 04/09/2026To be fair, there’s a pretty surprisingly large overlap between New Jersey and New Orleans dialects. Threw me for a loop the first time I visited NO. 010
CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 04/09/2026As said by Leonard Cohen: “Everybody knows that the boat is leaking / Everybody knows that the captain lied” 000
CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 03/09/2026Never have forgiven Doug Rader for messing him up so badly. 000
CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 03/09/2026Texting my wife to make sure she’ll vouch that I was home all night that night. 010
CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 03/09/2026Going to be some bargains on strange equipment down at the Army-Navy Surplus Store soon. 020
CleanupHitter @cleanuphitter.com · 27/08/2026Too strong. It, Lake O’ The Pines, and Cedar Creek to instead to be put on the maps as The Pretty Good Lakes. 010