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Niamh

@cleanandpretty.bsky.social
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I like elves who commit war crimes 🧡 Find me @everythingnumbs on tumblr and AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/everythin…

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Niamh @cleanandpretty.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
New fic: A tiresome nightmare AKOTSK / ASOIAF (rated T, Daeron Targaryen, Aerion Targaryen, 1.9k words) archiveofourown.org/works/91851641
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Niamh @cleanandpretty.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“New” Niamh lore I forgot I yelled about on twitter
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Cozy 🌻 @cozyships.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Galadriel deserves nothing less than everyone longing and yearning for her.
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Niamh @cleanandpretty.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
not to sound like a medieval peasant but man i miss getting drunk on a nice day and watching a joust/knightly combat and picking my way between beautiful stalls of coloured silks and wools on a large estate
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кam 𓃵 ᨒ↟ @swordpaws.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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Niamh @cleanandpretty.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Hello @ the weather pls could I be not rained on for the first whole day this year soon?
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🐯🐻 Nugra Gente 🍉 @thenugrawesome.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Prince Baelor Targaryen 🥹 #baelortargaryen #baelor #akotsk #aknightofthesevenkingdom #asoiaf #fanart #digitalart #clipstudiopaint
Prince Baelor Targaryen from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
art made with lasso tool and colored on top.
a man with pale skin, with dark of hair with faint white streak here and there, in a black armor with a red sigil on the chest and a red cape, riding a back horse in a black armor.
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Niamh @cleanandpretty.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
sometimes see posts like "do y'all not care about X character, you don't talk about them much" and idk about anyone else, but i adore so many chracters i dont post/write about much. unfortunately for them, I am only really online to chew on the ones i really want to see suffer in specific ways
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vampyrum spectrum 💀🥀 @flyingbatknight.etheirys.social · 16/02/2026
elves: best served in distress
text meme in the style of anti-piracy ads from the 2000s: you wouldn't put an elf in a situation
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Niamh @cleanandpretty.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
He may be the worst guy around, but his deeply disturbed psyche and irrational dragon dysmorphia have fascinated me, like pretty boy you are SO fucked up and weird
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Niamh @cleanandpretty.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
every character i have written really embodies a kinda grasping, desperate obsession with holding onto/hurting something slipping away from them and/or a sense of grief that's slowly eating their bones and I dont think I need to bring that up in therapy at all actually
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Niamh @cleanandpretty.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I don’t watch sports and I’m not American so this is my effort towards the superbowl for everyone #seahawks
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drawulan🏳️‍🌈☮️ taking commissions @drawulan.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
#silmarillion #celegorm #murderelves
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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
something beloved about an old as fuck fandom that nothing new has is that any time you are curious about something related to it there is inevitably a forum or niche website dedicated specifically to what you’re looking for that was built when you were in kindergarten and is still updated regularly
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Niamh @cleanandpretty.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
just said this on tumblr but truly so happy this show aired when it did because i dont think i could manage the show about living in a technofascist world with quite so much optimism these days
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🇵🇸 Caleb 𓇼 ⋆。˚ 𓆝⋆。˚ 𓇼 🏳️‍⚧️ @littlestpersimmon.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Beren and Luthien
Fanart for J.R.R. Tolkien's History of Middle Earth. A forest of trees in the shades of blues, cool greens, and white. Two people stand at the center. A tall man, with brown skin, cloak, shirt  and wrap around fabrics all in shades of blue. He wears torn trousers. He smiles gently at a tall woman, whose ears are pointed. She dons a sheer, shimmery white veil- the same color as the rest of her clothes. Her skin is an even richer, darker color than the man's. The man is Beren, and the woman is Luthien, half Maia, half elf- they have just retrieved a silmaril, and they smile in relief at each other.
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Shey @strflr.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Loafing hare ❄️
A painting of a hare surrounded by large snowflakes, limbs and ears all pulled into a loaf shape.
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Just so we're clear, and so a tiny handful of wankers online don't create the wrong impression, the vast majority of your European friends are incredibly impressed by Minnesotans' courage against both the ice and ICE.
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Niamh @cleanandpretty.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Up late thinking about Mr Robot like it’s 2015-2019 again
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Niamh @cleanandpretty.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Perk of growing up in a small rural conservative ass town is that any time you even vaguely miss home, you can open Facebook to see people you served at the local pub dick riding Enoch Powell of all people and suddenly you’ve never been gladder to be gone again
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Niamh @cleanandpretty.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
New fic: And I welcome it Rings of Power / Tolkien (rated T, Haladriel, Galadriel, Sauron/Halbrand, 10.6k words) archiveofourown.org/works/76749021
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Niamh @cleanandpretty.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Reached the point of Xmas where I am thoroughly too sober for the activities being asked of me
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Niamh @cleanandpretty.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Woke up this morning with the sudden realisation that it’s actually quite late in December and I have an exchange fic to write
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Stephen May @idhrendur.com · 21/12/2025
Aurë Entuluva!
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Flying Mochis @flying-mochis.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
this is why you flip ur camvas while drawing, cuz I messed up which hand Maedhros lost and had to flip the whole thing djdbbfnf. I'm most nervous abt drawing the sons of Feanor cuz theyre prob the most recognizable Silm characters... Maglor is a cutie tho #Silmarillion #maedhros #maglor
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Flying Mochis @flying-mochis.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
nervous abt Celegorm and Curufin cuz theyre so pipular, but Caranthir is just angry guy so he's fine. Also i got his name wrong the first time. Too bad Celegorm is lowkey crazy and bloody-thirsty, the whole animao stuff is cool. #thesilmarillion #celegorm #caranthir
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Flying Mochis @flying-mochis.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
last sons of Feanor! I kinda want to go bacl and redo Maedhros now.. But I think house of Fingolfin next! #curufin #amrod #amras
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
"Fuck canon" has its virtues as an interpretive stance, but you've gotta know what the canon is before you can fuck it.
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Niamh @cleanandpretty.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Love that I’m considered timid and easy to startle by my flatmates etc but the second I go home you’d think I was the worlds most abrasive person the way I’m never in the door 5 minutes before my ma’s pissed off with me
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Muppets Christmas Carol is the best Christmas movie bc it includes a song with the lyrics, "your future is a horror story written by your crimes" & nothing says Christmas cheer more than that. Also Michael Caine deserved all the awards for that performance. Perfection. No notes.
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Niamh @cleanandpretty.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Anyway I go here now so I suppose the heavy mantle shall one day, when I’m more than 300 pages in, fall across my shoulders 🫡
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Tea with Tolkien @teawithtolkien.com · 03/12/2025
hey if your name is Celeborn and you live in the golden woods of Lothlórien your mates are at the tavern calling you “Teleporno” and they’re all giggling
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🇵🇸 Caleb 𓇼 ⋆。˚ 𓆝⋆。˚ 𓇼 🏳️‍⚧️ @littlestpersimmon.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Sons of Fëanor
Floral portraits of four of Fëanors sons. Celegorm with blonde hair smiling faintly, Curufin, lightly tanned with dark hair, portrayed as a trans man, staring sternly, Maedhros with red hair in small wraps, and Maglor with three thick plaits
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Niamh @cleanandpretty.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
One of the only lectures I remember clearly from my first year of uni is the one that ended with the professor setting up an incest plot scenario and letting the class react to the concept in real time and truly I have no idea what that had to do with first year psych stats but it *was* fun
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Niamh @cleanandpretty.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Seeing a lot of “well it was obviously fake from the start” posts on twitter about Jamaican masterpiece and like sure but also my uncle once introduced us to his new wife none of us even knew he had at my nana’s 80th birthday party. She was a self proclaimed voodoo priestess with ‘dancing hair’.
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Autobot Proudfellow 💍 @jobot935.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Like just about everything about her is almost dark here. Even the makeup they've used on her, especially around her eyes. Oh but he's so happy in the light. If only he could have left that final piece of his old life behind him. #TROPRewatch
Galadriel in armour on board the Numenorean shipHalbrand basking in the sunlight
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Niamh @cleanandpretty.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
One thing about me is the second I hear someone I live with have a bad time (eg: drop something, hit their toe, some nebulous cry of “fuck!”) my entire body will seize up with fear ✌🏻
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Niamh @cleanandpretty.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Me when there’s randomly a new 8k Maedhros/Sauron fic in the tag on AO3
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Niamh @cleanandpretty.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Love watching (assumedly newer) tumblr users play the “which characters from X media you are morally allowed to thirst over” for every new thing that comes out like that website wasn’t full in on wanting to fuck Eddie Gluskin from outlast in 2013
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No / Ly Blacktea @lyblacktea.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
1.1: "Home" for #TROPrewatch + #TROPreforged One of my favourite scenes of TROP. And it was perfect for the prompt!✨ The conflict in Galadriel is so huge and Valinor feels so imposing (almost terrifying) that even the first time I watched the show (still not very convinced) it gave me the chills👀
Coloured illustration in golden tones, depicting Galadriel in a white long robe seen from behind, sailing into the golden light of Valinor that appears at the head of the ship. 
She is turning to us, to look at the dagger (her brother's dagger) left on the floor, which is the closest object to the spectator, in the center of the illustration below Galadriel's figure, slightly darkened by her shadow. Galadriel is extending her right arm to the light and there are a couple of shadowy figures before her, one of them gesturing to take her hand (but they can barely be spotted in the blinding light surrounding them).

There are four white stars surrounding Galadriel and many beams of light around her.
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Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · 08/11/2025
freaks (affectionate, enthusiastic, beaming, radiating)
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Niamh @cleanandpretty.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Reminded of the line “there is no prize to perfection, only an end of pursuit” by a tiktok edit and I will be storing that one away for fanfic purposes
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Kith Kerulin @kithkerulin.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
#Halbrand ✨
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Niamh @cleanandpretty.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
“Melkor ever marred or undid the works of Aule, and Aule grew weary in repairing the tumults and disorders of Melkor.” Boy fuckin howdy didn’t he just
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
idk why this concept is difficult to grasp for a lot of people and doesn't take priority over wether or not liking wizards makes you a good person. Dont give her money! The money funds evil! its truly that simple
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Niamh @cleanandpretty.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Versions of Robin Hood involving prince John as the big bad vs the sheriff of Nottingham are so funny to me - like ones going “here is the traitorous younger brother to the king” while the other just introduces you to the WORST guy in local politics
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Niamh @cleanandpretty.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Fingon has the energy of a guy that used to bite people as a child
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Niamh @cleanandpretty.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Controversial opinion but frankly I don’t think the ASOIAF people are writing *enough* fucked up incest fan fiction
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anor londo’s catboy ornstein merch peddler @irithyllians.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
melian the maia —— for @meladriel.bsky.social ✧
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