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Claus Cramon Houmann

@claushoumann.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
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Infosec Librarian @BSidesLuxembourg co-organizer. Forgetter of things. But never knew much to begin with. #OpenTIDE, #DetectionEngineering #IamTheCavalry #CloudSec 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.social/@claushoumann, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Andre Louis @freakyfwoof.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 6h
Please, if you use something I made, be it music or sound, please just credit somewhere. It was free to begin with, attribution costs nothing but a few words. That's all I ask. Me, and many other creators.
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Andrew Benedict-Nelson @albnelson.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
I'm not the world's greatest Mastodonian so I'm a little nervous about this, but I'm going to try it -- #getFediHired My tagline: "I bring people together in new ways to solve problems no one thought they could." That has meant lots of things: strategist, facilitator, advisor, researcher […]
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Jaap Burger @burger-jaap.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 8h
By allowing higher emissions, you are not giving European car manufacturers more breathing space; rather, you are penalising innovation. And if you fall behind in the global race, this is no way to catch up.
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18h
Scum
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Solarbird :flag_cascadia: @moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gy · 18h
The GOP is a literal Party of Plague: "The United States has now had more measles deaths in the past two years than... in the previous three decades combined." Quoting Rachael Maddow: "It's almost like putting a quack anti-vaccine conspiracy theorist in charge of the nation's health policy has […]
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Ok...soooo...some of us aren't all about DIY. Don't judge.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 05/10/2026
This weekend at a political rally for Republican Senator Jon Husted in Ohio, Donald Trump took to the stage to rail against Democrats and transgender people. He falsely claimed Democrats "mutilize" transgender kids to "make them transgender." Subscribe to support our journalism.
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Trump Claims Democrats “Mutilize” Kids To “Make Them Transgender” In Ohio Rally For Jon Husted
Anti-trans campaigning has reached a fever pitch in Ohio.
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
No.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why is 🇺🇸 media not reporting on this 128 day Albanian protest of Kushner and Ivanka’s insane corruption?
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b4ux1t3 :trek_ds9_sisko:#1️⃣ @b4ux1t3.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
So, uh, job search update: About a month ago now, I pleaded on mastodon for help. I didn’t really have a goal in mind. I was just miserable at work, not getting paid enough to do too much work. I posted a big long, rambling post that ended with, effectively, “will someone please help me” A […]
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The New Oil @thenewoil.org · 02/10/2026
#California governor vetoes bill banning use of ‘pervert glasses’ to secretly record people techcrunch.com/2026/10/01/californi… #privacy #Meta #IoT #SmartGlasses
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Saustrup @saustrup.mstdn.dk.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
I fell for the Booking.com WhatsApp scam today. There has apparetly been a #databreach at #bookingcom, which provides a little bit of truth to this "please verify your credit card now" scam. They knew my name, my phone number, the hotel I was staying at and the exact dates. That, a little bit of […]
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Degrowth or Extinction @ecosurrealism.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
#thePoint #mastodon #degrowth #burnTheRich
there is this meme of a person rejecting on the upper box.
and down acknowledging.
on the top says:
"banning teenagers from using social media"
on the bottom one says
"banning billionaires from owning social media"
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Claus Cramon Houmann @claushoumann.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Long words in obscure dialects 4tw
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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026
Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think there are ways to use impeachment. But I beg of you: If you don't know that the plot to frame Joe and Hunter CONTINUED throughout the 2019 impeachment process, you really aren't weighing its value. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTod...
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Corruption is a Process
YouTube video by emptywheel
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Claus Cramon Houmann @claushoumann.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
So if someone publishes a website full of AI generated shitposts it quickly enters the training corpuses. Do with this what you will.
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Claus Cramon Houmann @claushoumann.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Lol
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my: LibreOffice just made "no AI" one of their official features: blog.documentfoundation.org/blog/2026/09...
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Yes, no AI is now a feature - TDF Community Blog
One of the comments on the announcement of LibreOffice 26.8 was a simple question: “So, no AI is now a feature?” LibreOffice does not reject artificial intelligence out of hand, but an office suite us...
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Claus Cramon Houmann @claushoumann.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
I will keep saying it: US friends, you’re the only ones who can fix all of this. Organize. Protest. That’s the thing they’re afraid of you doing.
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Claus Cramon Houmann @claushoumann.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Any AI illegally trained should be forced to open source everything
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Alexandre Dulaunoy @adulau.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
We did some improvements in GCVE extension - GCVE BCP-05-X-03 - Vulnerability Handling and Disclosure Timeline. We also review the alignment and interoperability with CSAF 2.1. Now there is a new object field `entities` to represent the entities in the […] [Original post on infosec.exchange]
We also review the alignment and interoperability with CSAF 2.1. GCVE X-03
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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
If you told me twenty five years ago that 2026 would feel like if douglas adams wrote cyberpunk i would think i’d be enjoying it more
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Julia Evans @b0rk.social.jvns.ca.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
RE: hachyderm.io/@molly0xfff/1173742139… finally signed up for a paid subscription to support Molly White’s cryptocurrency reporting loved her 2024 talk on the how building things on the web is magic too xoxofest.com/2024/videos/molly-white
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Then lets strip Musk of all his wealth, throw him into some random town in Mississippi with nothing to his name, and see what happens. That'd be a great TV show.
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Yes they can!
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Massimo :bot: @rainmaker1973.zpravobot.news.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
A simple massage turns into chaos. Chaplin’s "The Cure" (1917) is pure slapstick genius.
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Fucking BRILLIANT.
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Henri Horn @henrihorn.mastodon.energy.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
The new #Mispel law in Germany provides clear pathway for home batteries including bidirectional EV chargers to feed into the grid and avoid double grid charges. The existing EVs on German roads already have enough battery capacity to cover the entire national electricity demand for two hours […]
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Claus Cramon Houmann @claushoumann.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
RE: mstdn.social/@DemocracyMattersALot/… This actually supports their idea that this needs legislation. It doesn’t. Read @flyingpenguin
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hrbrmstr 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🇨🇦🇧🇪 @hrbrmstr.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Every organization should "assume breach". There are just too many humans with access to these tools. I cannot imagine what it is like to be a CISO rn.
A screenshot of a social media thread from October 3, 2026.

The first post is from Guillermo Rauch (@rauchg). He states that they have confirmed a KVM 0-day vulnerability through the Vercel Sandbox bounty program, noting that it affects the industry standard solution for Linux virtualization. He mentions that 2026 is wild and thanks Paulos and other researchers for helping create a secure sandbox for agents, adding that a full write-up is coming.

Below this is a reply from Paulos Yibelo (@PaulosYibelo), who says, "Full VM escape zeroday (guest>host root in industry standard hypervisors)! More soon".

Included in Paulos's reply is a screenshot of a bounty award notification. It reads: "Vercel Sandbox rewarded paulos__ with a $50,000 bounty. 5 hours ago. Thank you for the report. We are awarding a $50,000 USD bounty. The program caps per-report awards at $50,000, reserved for a vulnerability that lets a threat actor read or modify information belonging to another Vercel tenant. The Critical rows cover microVM->EC2 host escape and cross-tenant read / modify / RCE. This report's root cause (guest-controlled [redacted text]) delivers exactly that class."

The timestamp at the bottom of the image is Oct 3, 2026, 3:12 PM UTC.
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Claus Cramon Houmann @claushoumann.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
DID YOU EVER WONDER WHY WE HAVE TO RUN FOR SHELTER WITH THE PROMISE OF A BRAVE NEW WORLD UNFURLED BENEATH THE CLEAR BLUE SKY
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Claus Cramon Houmann @claushoumann.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
MOTHER SHOULD I TRUST THE GOVERNMENT?
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Claus Cramon Houmann @claushoumann.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON’T EAT YOUR MEAT?
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Claus Cramon Houmann @claushoumann.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
In this thread 🧵 you’ll see @saraislet doing stuff to cloud for no other reason than to see what happens. Its so hacker. Much cool. Read infosec.exchange/@saraislet/1151269…
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Insecurity Princess 🌈💖🔥 (@saraislet@infosec.exchange)
I'm starting my glider project! It will be slow progress in fits and spurts but I'll update progress here as I go. It will be awkward, because I haven't written code in 5 years. This is the idea that I'm attempting to implement: https://infosec.exchange/@saraislet/115054426499075647 #CloudGlider
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Claus Cramon Houmann @claushoumann.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
My feet don’t want to change out of summer wear (sandals’ish) into shoes! #hotfeetsyndrome its so uncomfortable, how did I ever do it? And jeans instead of shorts? Yuck, so uncomfortable too
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Claus Cramon Houmann @claushoumann.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Talked to a gardening company yesterday here in #Luxembourg. Guess the hourly wage of hedge cutting.
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AFA Nederland @afa.todon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
(from My Voice, My Choice) "TODDLERS ARE APPEARING BEFORE IMMIGRATION JUDGES. WITHOUT LAWYERS. In the United States, migrant children as young as 2 are being brought before immigration courts that can determine whether they are deported. Many have no attorney. A […] [Original post on todon.nl]
Picture of a toddler taken to a court, with the text:

'TODDLERS ARE APPEARING BEFORE IMMIGRATION JUDGES. WITHOUT LAWYERS.'Picture of a child sitting in court, with the text:

'In the United States, migrant children as young as 2 are being brought before immigration courts that can determine whether they are deported. Many have no attorney.'A picture of a toddler sitting in court, with an adult on the right. The text:

'A normal day in a Texas courtroom: 25 migrant children wait for a judge — a б-year-old plays airplane, a 3- year-old plays with the mic.

Among the first to appear before the judge was a 13-year-old Honduran boy named Angel. He didn't have an attorney.'

The text continues in the post.'Three years old. Migrant And expected to defend his right to safety in court.

RACISM IS AMERICA'S OLDEST TRADITION.'
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
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