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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 5h
Job done then.
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 10h
That's not how you spell excrement.
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 10h
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Man Covered in Chocolate Eating More Chocolate
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 12h
ETTD
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 16h
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Lazy Pat: Man in Neon Jacket
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 17h
Lewis Hamilton now on for a podium. #F1
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Limmy Falconhoof
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 17h
Anyone else remember when racing was run by competent people? #F1
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 18h
Total shambles. #F1
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 20h
"Britain is not a wealthy country." By pretty much any measurement we are one of the wealthiest countries on the planet but do go on.
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"synthetic AI focus groups" jfc Now where have I heard that before ... oh.
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He so vile might have said that, but not in this clip.
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Oh Sure Sure John Candy
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"They continue to fight and, as evidence continues to emerge, they increasingly resemble the once king, shouting down the tide." Sigh. How can you work for the NYT and write this historical abomination?
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For failed executions the state governor should have to strangle the victim with their bare hands.
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The state pension is not devolved. #clueless
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Which way is that?
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Medical fraudster says what?
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He may as well try to rename cheese.
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Hoecat Sough Park
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is it "fucked"?
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Landscape of Hell.
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The latest "fastest time" up Alpe D'Huez:
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Awkward Puppet Side Eye
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's called Anenema
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The lone and level sands stretch far away
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Northern & proud 👊 @gazlancs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
👇😝😝😝
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS"
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GOP Consultants : what do you mean she just fucking tweeted it out
Marjorie Taylor Greene
We have not seen a caravan headed to the U.S.
southern border in several years, why now?
Oh yeah, there is an election coming and the
GOP needs to scare you into voting because
nothing else is working.

Anthony Aguero Live
Over 400 aliens predominantly from
Honduras entered Mexico on Thursday,
ready to make their way to the US southern
border ... Here's footage of the caravan.
Someone is incentivizing this movement, t ...

@mt ... . 1d

@Anth ... . 1d
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"They might well be British, but they're not English"
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Cruella de Vil: Grr
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 27/09/2026
If only there were a more concise word for “an overtly political campaign advertisement paid for by the government.” If only there were a roomful of writers and editors one could consult…
Eric Lipton NYT
@ericlipton.nytimes.com
What an odd moment in United States history.
A U.S. president is running an overtly political camaign advertisement, right before midterm elections, paid for by the U.S. government.
Trump appears to believe he is immune from any kind of legal limit.
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Neanderthal man replaced by homo sapiens.
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hold on...
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Lance Armstrong: Zip It!
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Andy Burnham announcing he's going to lose the next election. #bbclaurak
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Straight Cash Homey Randy Moss
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Kenneth Williams: Ooh Matron
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you are dumb enough to film yourself criming, post it on the internet and then plead er, not guilty, then an extra few months for wasting the court's time would be fine by me.
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Salieri Amadeus: Rain Scene
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John Gallagher @earlymodernjohn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I will always remember fondly the student who finished an essay with the line "In conclusion, the early modern period marked a massive shit in European history."
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That it was 2 British Armies under the Conservatives would seem a good place to start.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"This is for fighting, this is for fun"
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🎶Hello darkness my old friend
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These guys crawling all over him would be a start. www.gov.uk/report-tax-f...
gov.uk
Report tax fraud or avoidance to HMRC
Report tax fraud by a person or business to HMRC - tax evasion, VAT fraud, false, Child Benefit or tax credit fraud.
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clatch.bsky.social @clatch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Please don't report it was 128,000 under us. Please don't report that it was 2 British Armies."
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