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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

That someone's wealth can fluctuate $65b in a single day is the greatest proof that meritocracy in capitalism is a myth.

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just seems like a circuitous route back to slavery

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

They could make a whole game just explaining what's up with the Dwemer and I'd play it.

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is just a threat, right? These guys are holding the kill switch to the ticking time bomb they planted and are trying to sell us the bomb. Surely we cannot be THIS stupid.

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Make sure everyone has boners, give them beer, let them carry guns everywhere. This is Christ's America. One nation under God.

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Guy with a John Brown avatar: Have you considered asking for your civil rights nicely?

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Because there are no safe spaces, obviously

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"Fuck you You're cool Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you..."

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I'm fairly certain that's the only they do that. Nobody likes that shit and I don't think you can turn it off.

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

And god is Netflix's UI dogshit now

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Severe=Severe High=High Elevated=Significant Guarded=General Low=Low Perfect, no notes

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Can you imagine reaching over to try and press those tiny buttons on the right while driving?

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I'm glad it's normal to hate this, I hope it stays that way. I like staying alive on the road. Also it just sucks, aesthetically. Look out your windshield and see the beauty of the world, man.

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

You just know if any of this were true this loser would 100% be using it to boost his ELO

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

And then they'll have to change the gate for everyone else, thanks a lot John.

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Yes? Mr President? Everyone is starting to say how cool and sexy socialism is and I am but a humble (indicted for fraud) conservative in a very tight race for my seat, could you please come call me dumb and ugly? Thank you so much, looking forward to working closely with you in the future.

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

"I wouldn't wish it on anyone" except the millions of people you explicitly, repeatedly wished it on.

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Nobody thought to connect those things except every conservative for several decades

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Woah, look at them, rejecting the framing of a statement. So brave. They should try also doing that when they're not completely wrong, and about something that matters! I can think of a few examples for them just off the top of my head.

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The wrong 80-year-olds keep dying. RIP Dolly Parton and Tim Curry. The Grim Reaper is on thin ice. If he messes up one more time I think we gotta let him go.

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Do these people think working at a luxury retail place makes you rich? It's still retail lmao

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Yeah my point is it's not impressive for a machine to beat a human record, especially an athletic one. Nobody needs very fast robots.

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Yeah and a crane can beat the world deadlift record, who gives a fuck

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Yeah and a crane can beat the world deadlift record, who gives a fuck

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

You don't even have to wait til next week or whatever to know he doesn't remotely believe this. Just listen to anything he's ever had to say about homeless people or drug addiction.

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

This is why I liked Batman Beyond

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I know One Weird Trick that would save these guys $14 million and make everyone like them a lot more: Give me $1 million and simply shut the fuck up.

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

My irrefutable counterpoint: no.

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

They could simply give me $1 million instead and it would save them $14 million. Just something for them to think about.

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

This was a clue in a crossword I did recently.

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Yeah, thanks for nothing on this one.

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

They made a commercial of some sort with this premise, but I don't remember what for. "Expecting Batman, but getting Bateman?"

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I might accept this as a ranking of can design, if Bud Lite and Natural Lite were switched.

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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Education, not annihilation. Health care, not warfare. We must stop funneling money to this corrupt administration as they risk more innocent lives. Slash the Pentagon now.

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

So tired of the aggrieved billionaire owner schtick. Does the taxpayer get free tickets to games? Discounts on concessions? A fucking parking pass? No? Then pay for your own fucking stadiums.

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

God had to grant me this gift himself, and it's only gonna cost you $99? What is there to think about? Buy now!

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

That's kind of the thing though, right? I know exactly what I'd do with a million dollars, because I've imagined it any number of times. I can't imagine what I'd do with a billion dollars. It's an inconceivable amount of money that no one should have, not even me.

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Stay low, make sure to wrap up with your arms, really drive through with your legs. I won't even flag ya for hip dropping.

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

That's what they mean by tackle the risk, right? Haven't read the article, just assume they're talking about proper form.

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Allow me to do my part to make sure you are not a silo dweller: your opinions are shit and probably not even your own, and your show is a complete waste of time and resources.

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Why do I care what some dead idiot said? The guy looked at Keynesian economics and said, "what if instead of that, I was wrong about every aspect of how money works". A real genius.

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Yes, Vietnam, a war everyone famously loves and thinks was good.

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

So you should or should not vote for Collins?

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

How the fuck can this be the lesson you learn here?

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I'm always asking, "On a scale of 92 degrees to 94 degrees, how hot is it?"

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Classic Brian @classicbrian.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Zuckerberg's whole thing for the past decade has been to be a couple years too late on the latest dystopian tech bubble. I have a hard time believing any of these tech giants will ever go truly belly-up, but if any of them ever do, it will be Meta.

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