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Clarkey

@clarkeysean.bsky.social
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Season ticket holder at Arsenal with an unhealthy obsession with the club with a cannon emblazoned on their badge.

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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 55m
We haven't scored a set piece for a while.
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 1h
Eze and Gyok are probably getting Lille.
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CallieBalloo @redsoledgooner.bsky.social · 1h
I could not give less of a shit about how City players feel. Every single one of them knew what had been going on when they joined. When they signed their contracts. Fuck them, Pep, Mancini and Qatar.
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 1h
Noticed on my mooch round the concourse they have actually gotten the self pouring things actually fitted in the walls now, rather than the units in front. Nice to continue smarting everything up mind.
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Phil Costa @philcosta.bsky.social · 1h
Good thing we centred all the pre-match podcast talk about Eze and Gyokeres
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 1h
Yeah that too. And being honest I wouldn't be against that, Merino is a goal machine. But does raise the worry if it comes to the point of injuries and having to rely on a Vik with little game time. Hopefully Kai is fully fit and isn't being pushed through as will be wincing any time he goes down.
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Tam @tam2.bsky.social · 1h
Is it possible we now live in a world in which Benjamin White and Jurrien Timber are both fit and can be rotated? It feels like a dream.
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 1h
He was going to move back to Manchester but...well.
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 1h
Be interested to see how he does when he inevitably does move on. I mean hopefully we'll be too concerned with our new star forward(s) to notice.
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 1h
Also could it be Mikel thinking they would be preparing for Vik? The interesting thing for me will be if he doesn't come on. And a bigger sting would have been starting Merino over Vik if Kai was out.
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 1h
Does Mikel hate Vik, or just greatly prefer Kai? I don't have kids so guess it would be like asking parents if they have a favourite.
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 1h
Myles starting too, which is nice.
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 1h
Oh I forgot it was another F1 weekend.
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 1h
Mikel has had some time to work with Noni on the left in mind, and him and Saka can swap if needed. I'm for it.
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 1h
Happy with the team we have gone with. Thought Kai might have been out so that's a plus.
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REDaction Gooners @redactionafc.bsky.social · 3h
Arsenal station is open today
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 3h
Living right near the train station is both a bonus and a curse. Do I leave now and wait what feels an age at the station or late and push making it. I guess at least the station has a newish coffee shop now. Also the neighbours kid running around downstairs is driving my head up the wall.
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 3h
Oh yeah they will, but will the team turn up? I guess you factor in Maresca and him being prone to a Pep galaxy brain.
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 3h
But of course, concentrate on our own business. Have a feeling Max gets some minutes today too if making the bench/squad. Easing him in.
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 3h
Away from our game, it would be so Manure and Liverpool for Man U to give Spurs their win today and Liverpool to bend over tomorrow following along all the Citypool malarkey we had to hear for years. Obviously too wanting the inverse results.
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 4h
Maybe Myles and Zubimendi if so. Guess we'll see. Good to have depth...well bar left wing. Maybe even Noni there actually as we were chatting about what feels like an age ago.
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Lewis @lgambrose.bsky.social · 5h
Loved this at the time, shame we won't see the same energy around the Premier League this weekend
Kalvin Phillips, then of Leeds United, warms up wearing a t-shirt protesting the proposed Super League breakaway.

It features the UEFA Champions League logo and says 'EARN IT.'
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 4h
So guess I should get ready to go. Guessing it’s Gyok and Eze starting today with everything in mind following the knocks? Myles in for Bruno with Bruno’s travel?
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The Tuesday Club @tuesdayclub.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They have to be stripped of everything, the threads are too complex to follow. The whole ecosystem is infected.
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Lewis @lgambrose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Basically everyone associated with City denies everything and doubles, triples, quadruples down. Maresca the latest. They do not have to do this. There is zero remorse. There is zero accountability. They all know the situation, and they are lying or are wilfully ignorant at every single turn.
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Keithy @metalgiroud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Public executions good Kinder Eggs bad What a fucked up country.
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am lucky to not have to use it often, but the ticket exchange and online box office feels even more of a nightmare than it used to be. Guessing more bots now we're Champions? Been trying to see if I could get my Mum a ticket and it's torture. Feel for everyone with their reds and silvers.
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mansoor to move?
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Seriously though, interested in what he says. As you still have idiots trying to taint him when he was literally a coach. And couldn't get out and to Arsenal sooner, even interviewing when Unai got it.
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Imagine if in his presser today (pretty sure it would be today) they inevitably ask Mikel about City, and he reveals that he was one of the leakers.
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just saw Ian Holloway going in on Etihad City. Nice.
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ed Gamble has thrown me with that new haircut.
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Surely Richard is off. Hence not showing the vote last week.
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I never really 'got' VR. I mean whenever I tried at my brother in laws insistence I was underwhelmed and it made me sick. Does it even do well? I assume so with the Meta Quests etc and the places in the cities that have it. There was even that Half Life game to shill it for Valve 🤷
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I rarely peruse Twitter nowadays, but the City stuff has me nosing the reactions and lark. But I just took some time scrolling through Liam Gallagher's timeline...what a rollercoaster.
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Michael @michaelmccarthy92.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hope these 114 charges gives every City legend an existential crisis and makes them scramble for any kind of meaningful legacy.
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Arsenal PhD @arsenal-phd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Shhh don’t forget Maresca’s ▪️Premium Bonds ▪️Child Trust Fund ▪️Stocks & Shares ISA ▪️Greenshield Stamps ▪️Gold sovereigns in a biscuit tin ▪️Safety deposit box in Turks & Caicos ▪️ Self-storage unit near Heathrow Airport ▪️ Coin jar on the bedside table in Monaco ▪️Bank vault in the Cayman Islands
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
David Silva came out of retirement. Could of waited to come out for the Rymans League.
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Billie Piper has been busy since they cancelled the Christmas Special.
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
With his new deal Mikel is the highest paid manager in the league, well except for if you don't include Maresca's brown envelopes.
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Certified lover boy, certified paedophile” bsky.app/profile/dbel...
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___Kraig___ @kraig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"He's 28 until he's 29".
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just saw this shared, I'm always go Finsbury or Highbury and Islington anyways. But a heads up for Saturday and Tuesday everyone:
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Philarsopher @philarsopher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can’t get my head around this. In light of the scale of Man City’s cheating, we are owed transparency on this. What is the timeline? When were they invited? When were the referee games decided?
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyone booked in their calendar with all the managers pressers for the weekend. I think they are all going to be asked some common questions.
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh so Alvarez supposedly wants to come now? Is that a hint some Etihad lads are off to Barca to kill that move dead?
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So this Arteta guy, any good?
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes. Please. (should be Team Asobi though really, unless they gift us another Astrobot)
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wait...he actually rested Saka?! It's a miracle. (Hopefully Eze and Myles stay injury free).
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Clarkey @clarkeysean.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also firmly tongue in cheek but I was saying to my Mum over the weekend when seeing the stuff about the stadium…why not delay it until we sue Etihad City and allow th to fund it?
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