claretheherb.bsky.social @claretheherb.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I used to work with someone who moved next to a church. Then complained to the council about the bells ringing 'early' on a Sunday morning (10.30am). 020
claretheherb.bsky.social @claretheherb.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Sigh. I used to think he was one of the good guys. 050
Reposted by @claretheherb.bsky.socialSecret Drug Addict @scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 16/12/2025 01125
claretheherb.bsky.social @claretheherb.bsky.social · 15/12/2025I must watch it. Everyone says it's really good. 100
claretheherb.bsky.social @claretheherb.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Also, 'Farage will pay your medical bills'. Bet they're based in Russia! 020
claretheherb.bsky.social @claretheherb.bsky.social · 02/11/2025I'm looking forward to seeing you tonight. 010
claretheherb.bsky.social @claretheherb.bsky.social · 26/10/2025I'll have a 'P' please, Bob (mandatory response any time Blockbusters is mentioned, for people of a certain age). 000
claretheherb.bsky.social @claretheherb.bsky.social · 11/10/2025I have a whole load of these (and other bizarre/incorrect comments). I used to put them on FB as 'colleagueism of the day'. I worked with some 'entertaining' people at the time. Although i once said 'I wouldn't touch him with a bargepole'. 000
claretheherb.bsky.social @claretheherb.bsky.social · 11/10/2025It's very disappointing. I always thought of him as one of the better guys until recently. 000
claretheherb.bsky.social @claretheherb.bsky.social · 26/09/2025That's not just a dad joke, it's a granddad joke! 110
Reposted by @claretheherb.bsky.socialSnuggleBeast (Alaina) @snugglebeast.bsky.social · 26/09/2025I dunno who made this but I applaud whoever did. Perfection. 10699137
claretheherb.bsky.social @claretheherb.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Must be why he spends so much time in Clacton. 000
claretheherb.bsky.social @claretheherb.bsky.social · 23/09/2025It's stolen from elsewhere, so I can't take credit, but it's too good not to use! 000
claretheherb.bsky.social @claretheherb.bsky.social · 23/09/2025I said this to my dad, but he said Trump probably has evidence and is the only person with the guts to raise it as an issue. How do I remove access to GBeebies from someone's tv? 120
claretheherb.bsky.social @claretheherb.bsky.social · 28/08/2025You can bet they'd run in the other direction if there were a school shooting there. 080
claretheherb.bsky.social @claretheherb.bsky.social · 17/08/2025The Adventures of Prescilla, Queen of the Desert is on this evening's watch list now. 010
Reposted by @claretheherb.bsky.socialPublic Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 30/07/2025I know people will know but for people who don’t know, kids eat free at Pizza Express and Bill’s during the school holidays. As I have discovered in the last week during the school holidays. 36937
claretheherb.bsky.social @claretheherb.bsky.social · 19/07/2025I still get scared when I see a rug on a hard wood floor! 😬 010
claretheherb.bsky.social @claretheherb.bsky.social · 05/06/2025I contacted BT and said I'd seen an offer with Virgin. The guy just said 'yeah we can't get near to that'. At least he was honest. 100
claretheherb.bsky.social @claretheherb.bsky.social · 29/05/2025They look like moles that need to be checked by a doctor. 010
claretheherb.bsky.social @claretheherb.bsky.social · 29/05/2025If it makes you feel any better, I once turned up at the wrong venue for a gig. It took me longer than it should have to realise why the area outside was so empty 🤦♀️🤣 120
claretheherb.bsky.social @claretheherb.bsky.social · 01/05/2025I find Mackenzie Crook's version nightmare inducing as well. Maybe I just don't like talking scarecrows! 010
claretheherb.bsky.social @claretheherb.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Yes! There are so many of them on there now. 110
claretheherb.bsky.social @claretheherb.bsky.social · 10/04/2025@laugsfadmns.bsky.social I'm so looking forward to seeing everyone but my trains are cancelled. Please let me in late. I'll stay for detention! 070
claretheherb.bsky.social @claretheherb.bsky.social · 31/03/2025This made me laugh. I am also a horrible person 😆 160
claretheherb.bsky.social @claretheherb.bsky.social · 30/03/2025I hate them. And I told him this, but he carried on. At least I got flowers, I suppose. I would have preferred crisps though 😆 200
claretheherb.bsky.social @claretheherb.bsky.social · 30/03/2025I used to go out with a guy who would buy me carnations. He would only buy them after 7pm when they were discounted and only carnations because they had a 2 week guarantee. 100
claretheherb.bsky.social @claretheherb.bsky.social · 27/03/2025They probably thought you were a foreigner. British people don't talk to strangers on their commute. 010
claretheherb.bsky.social @claretheherb.bsky.social · 20/03/2025I had this and loved it. I need to find a copy. 010
claretheherb.bsky.social @claretheherb.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Amazing achievement. And thank you for all you do. 010
