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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A Smithsonian's National Zoo t shirt my husband gave me and a comfy skirt that my colleague gave me that says "NOQU VANUA" [our land/hertiage/family/society] "679" [the Fijian country code]
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#tw #petdeath goodbye, beloved old man
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
2) so good. but also. I wish this person knew about voseo. I wish this person was willing to commit to the grammatical inaccuracy of the 1st part of the joke and play it out in the 2nd part. either knowledge or need for correctness has made this slightly less than its potential. to me. VOSferatu.
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
1) perfect. perfectly executed. the structure is impeccable, great transition from the highly recognizable conceit of the 1st half into the equally recognizable 2nd half. the summary applies to both and the phrasing rules. I know about this topic and I love this for content, structure, and language
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
two tumblr posts to tell you about me:
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Proper preparation prevents [checks notes] starving to death
Salmon and salad and rice homemade lunchMore lunch
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this post in book form
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Often there are people walking across it
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
No cars or sugar cane trucks which hugely override into the sidewalk and not as crowded and the train bridge is a shortcut to the shopping center. There are very few trains
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My Fijian colleague eats breakfast crackers and we had a whole conservation about them -- I'd seen them at the grocery store but didn't know if they were nice or horrible -- so she got me some
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"did you really --" YES
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
international cat news (it is raining lightly so this cat may simply be opportunistically dry)
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I saw many nice things today but one of them was a cat far too beautiful and clean to be living in the middle of the forest on a tropical island
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You know what they're right
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
...I don't think anyone in @kjcharleswriter.com' excellent How to Fake It in Society has a job, exactly. I guess I make paints? I am a professional grade liar? Is that a job? That's kind of job. Con man is a job
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Stopped to thin out the long ignored lettuce like a responsible gardener. Have left it long enough that it's a little salad
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ciao 'til next time 🏝
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Hahah oh man. I've always pictured him as a little younger than that because I think Archie thinks of them as close in age? Actually I don't know where I got that idea. Anyway I have adopted the TV version look mentally now:
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Sunset over some tucked-in Niuean vaka
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Not pictured: local chicken-avid dog, shooed away
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
next week I'm coming for you
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I've styled myself at exactly the right level for the social meetup I've attended 🪄✨️
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The short story where he finds a corpse at a house party Nero made him go to and he goes and calls him like No. I don't want to find this fucking body. I'm waiting for someone else to find it. And then Cramer shows up like well well well if it isn't you again Archie: hey *I* didn't find it Cramer:
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Is this the pigeon of self care
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
What up Claudius &c
Scar and Zazu from the animated The Lion King movie
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Red dots are for the ones I've made myself
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
we are literally only to "fully clothed, getting out of the bathtub", but fucking kneecap me with this POV voice
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
@akaharriet.bsky.social reporting back in that the reviews are true: The Nice Guys novelization is actually quite well-written (it's available at my old library online, the ebay auction went to like US$100 and I decided nevermind)
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
FOUR gunshots! The pause between the third and the last!!! Andy Lau in the most devastating possible ending to this plot. The Departed (2006) could never. "Who wants to trade places with this man?"
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
eyes emoji (hey where did you get that picture??) (I got it from an australian ebay listing) (narrowed eyes emoji)
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Spent 3 days thawing a 2.5kg venison leg steak and 0 days thinking about what else to roast with it. No potatoes or onions or carrots in this house?! Well it's time for a delicious venison apple garlic Hungarian wax pepper rosemary bay leaf oregano roast. GLHF, deer leg
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Best star trek crew, wrong answers only
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Would that I could shut off the "AI effects" suggestion on whatsapp for photos. No I don't wanna AI effects this photo of cow skin with veggies that I'm sending my friend (attached bc you can't just say that)
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Is this really the first day in two weeks in China that you've taken any pictures?? No but it is not far off
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
The specialty bao were expensive AND small so I got the same dollar amount of preferred bao and it was just WAY too much but then I overhead a new student telling the intake ppl he needed to get some food so I offered him the rest of them
Boozing with a bit taken out of it so you can see the filling inside
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Good! Some specialty rice noodle soups as well
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The degree to which this sounds better (than Spotify + earbuds) with our real speakers, on vinyl, in the acoustics of our living room: marked
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
They're beautiful and durable little things, all block colors like a Mondrian painting, and they live in these massive complex colonies with copious hierarchy and roles and tasks. And they spend lots of time lounging in the sun looking insane :)
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
As you might imagine bee-eaters eat all kinds of largeish bugs although they do eat a lot of bees
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
But also yes. Only the strong survive
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
#6 VERTIGO) ANDY DIGGLE: THE LOSERS - it holds up?? It holds up well, in fact, even with the shadows of the truly abysmal 10-15 years that preceded and overlapped with it. It's tight, it's funny, it's affecting, the art is great. If you liked the second Suicide Squad movie, try it out. NOT for kids.
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
PETER TOMASI: SUPER SONS - one of the best re-introductions of the Bat/Supes dynamic without getting too bogged down in it. Fully establishes Damian and Jon as characters in their own right; it made them what they are now and had a damn good time doing it. Particularly good for younger kids.
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
JOELLE JONES: WONDER GIRL - comics as it should be!! Everything works together here to create a beautiful, robust, engaging world rich with culture and mythology. Not just suitable but perfect for kids looking for a new character to love. The art is especially beautiful and varied.
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
JOSHUA WILLIAMSON: GREEN ARROW - you're a DC stan??? name one Green Arrow comic. No, I jest; no gatekeeping here. Still, Green Arrow is not a background player to Batman nor even to Black Canary -- the Arrowfam shines in this with a full ensemble cast. Heavier themes/content, less suitable for kids
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
TOM TAYLOR: NIGHTWING - you don't need to know who Dick Grayson is to read this but you do need to be ready to love Dick Grayson. A Nightwing book written and illustrated by people who love Nightwing. Thank God. Some more mature themes and violence but good for all comics readers
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