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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 5h
Thank you. He was 18 years old so it was not a shock, but still we're so sad.
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 5h
Thank you
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 5h
Thank you and we sure did
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 5h
Thank you, I hadn't seen that one! A real creature he was
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 5h
Thanks. Pretty terrible for us but the loving thing for him. It's rough.
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 5h
Thank you
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 5h
Thank you.
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 5h
Thank you 💕
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 5h
Thank you, yeah, it was hard. Not sure old AG Bell was imagining a crying woman watching a crying man bury a housecat in a different country when he envisioned the potential scope of progress, but technology helped some at least.
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 8h
#tw #petdeath goodbye, beloved old man
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It was good! Honestly I enjoyed learning how to read a map, and I think knowing how to read a map remains a great backup skill to have. Plus you weren't constantly tracked for data to sell or exploit, (Calvin's dad buying a book speech)
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh my GOD what a line
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
1 on my computer, 0 on my phone. Clean house, full heart, whatever the fuck
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope you have an easy recovery! As far as emergency surgeries go at least that one's very straightforward and recoverable
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
bless you guys' matrimony or whatever but I need some kind of a party
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
2) so good. but also. I wish this person knew about voseo. I wish this person was willing to commit to the grammatical inaccuracy of the 1st part of the joke and play it out in the 2nd part. either knowledge or need for correctness has made this slightly less than its potential. to me. VOSferatu.
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
1) perfect. perfectly executed. the structure is impeccable, great transition from the highly recognizable conceit of the 1st half into the equally recognizable 2nd half. the summary applies to both and the phrasing rules. I know about this topic and I love this for content, structure, and language
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
two tumblr posts to tell you about me:
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Even the casual relaxed posture trot gets people alert
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hate being too senior to run at work anymore
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Glad to hear it, send her the internet's best wishes, I hope it was one of the simpler emergencies
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why so many suitcases for a two week trip?? because I told some people I want to bring one (1) medical device and now I have many (MANY) medical device to bring
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Planning what to put in my suitcases a week in advance. I have to take more than one suitcase (bad)
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Next week is going to be so exhausting
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Proper preparation prevents [checks notes] starving to death
Salmon and salad and rice homemade lunchMore lunch
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ROUGH
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
BUMMER
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sign me up. Sounds disgusting. I'll try it
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It has been an insane week in terms of how much work I have to complete on top of travel, and next week is even worse. I'm going to have to plan and pack for Fiji a week in advance (I'm on call this weekend so at least I can't be compelled to drive anywhere?)
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
who lives like this
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
yes two back to backs, too -- Sunday from Akl ✈️ PN and drove home and then round trip to Wlg on Monday, and next week Thursday PN round trip and then Wlg for g/t and then ✈️ Fiji
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I also had to drive to Palmerston and back on the weekend and have to again next week but that's an easier three hour round trip at least
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I canNOT believe I have to drive to Wellington and back in one day AGAIN this WEEK, TWICE, TWICE IN ONE WEEK
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm so sorry!! Much love to you both
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not even as a specific kink. Just like lose your mind go go go I love it
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this post in book form
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yes! It just was SO much and in a really good way
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In fact I liked how hard it went. Unabashedly committed to its characters' pathologies without excuses or bland normalization, you know?
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I really liked it!! Also I have nominated it for Yuletide :)
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sit with your feet up above the level of your heart and do slow breathing exercises -- boring but it works for me for example when I want to be able to eat and digest during a break in getting tattooed And yoga, I'm sorry to say, I know everyone hates it as a suggestion.
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is it A taste of gold and iron
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ppl will have a guy saying "I wouldn't've done that" and then not knowing what dormitory means
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fucking criminal
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It also is so blind to the trajectory of language learning! I don't know HR (my example is from, throwback, The Losers) but Ilya can put together full, compound sentences? He has been learning!! The language!
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Things I have had a character for whom English is not their first language be unfamiliar with: the word "cahoots". The phrase "Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men". And even then you're not like WHAT COULD THAT MEAN? It has to be a very specific word for you to not just... figure it out.
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yes!! FFS! Experiment is also a very common CONCEPT and you would end up knowing it. People do not understand what fluency is
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They're much like Melba toast except not a rusk so none of that crouton-y situation
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
*dense, obviously. I'm wary of overhyping them bc they are, at heart, crackers. But filling
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
These are roughly 5 x 5 cm flat squares of what I can only describe as very heavyweight crackers, but not unpleasantly fense or dry
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Clare @claredactyl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Speaking of my guest skillz we gotta find a day for me to come clean your house with you
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