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Clara Weaver

@claraweaverwrites.bsky.social
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sixteen different species of bird in a sundress Currently writing PLOUGHSHARES: Legends and Lattes meets Clarksons Farm as a litrpg On Beta Read Break with MACHINATIONS: eternally reincarnating dragons make their war trauma everybodys problem

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🍊LOG∀N🍊🔜PaxU @holloworange.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Hey Kamile, did you hear that Char Aznable has a six-pack? I haven't met him, but I heard he has one."
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Im still alive i swear #writingcommunity
A laptop, a notebook, and a cup of coffee on a wooden rail facing a small town main street
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Happy birthday dude!
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Roan | S&T Rewrite: DONE @faindriart.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It's my birthday! 🎂 I'd appreciate if you shared my art & Patreon info. 💫 Thanks for hanging out with me another year. ↠ Site: faindriart.com ↠ Art Comms: faindriart.carrd.co ↠ Patreon: patreon.com/FaindriArt
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sheet mulching counts as a crossfit workout, it is known.
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
READ. THIS. BOOK. #booksky
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Big Witch Energy
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Raymond Currier @teaandcharcoal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"Damn gen alpha and their obsession with liminal space" -me when my toddler insists on opening and closing the door 10 billion times and standing in the threshold.
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A Museum of Garnet and Night kind of slaps, actually #writingcommunity
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📚 Ellie Rhymer! Spaceships and Scoundrels 📚 @ellieyellu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Watching someone I love get on hormones and turn into a beautiful glowing ball of pure light almost immediately and now I understand why that one guy would rob a bank to pay for his girlfriend's gender-affirming care
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Mood
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When you've come to terms with the fact that you're not going to actually shoot your enemies-to-lovers situationship, its time to bust out the chemical restraints.
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"Wow what a great price on this farmland!" Thought Bru at the land agents. "I can't think of any reason why not to buy the cheapest plot possible!" #WIPSNIPS #litrpg #writingcommunity #writesky #booksky #amwriting #writingprompts #ploughshares
The house is, to put it mildly, fucked. Now that I’m looking at the walls and ceiling I’m a little alarmed at the thought that we’d spent the whole night underneath here. This place needs a sledgehammer. Or maybe another fire. The only thing that might be salvageable is the stacked stone chimney, which is also not in great condition. I can probably re-point it, replace some of the burnt up mortar with fresh stuff, but there’s a metal sleeve in there that’ll need to be replaced, and there’s no universe where I can get to it. Not with these shoulders. Maybe Kellan can get to it.
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I am currently playing a dnd character who is a building safety inspector in waterdeep and i gotta be honest its the best character ive played in a while
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It is a generally accepted fact that baseline bars are just Better than dungeon bars. #WIPSNIPS #litrpg #writingcommunity #writesky #booksky #amwriting #writingprompts #ploughshares
“Civilization!” Kellan gasps, raising his hands into the air as if in worship as I pull the cart out of the way of the footpath. “And the fruits thereof, by which I mean alcohol! Wine! Beer! Normal, human-made booze, nothing green or glowing! No weird debuffs that resist remove curse spells! Just regular alcohol that gets you regular-style drunk, what a godsdamned miracle!”
“We can’t get drunk,” I say, as if I’m not also feeling the allure of getting absolutely dead-as-the-gods hammered and passing out in sheets that are someone else’s responsibility to clean. My eyes drift to the goat cart’s absent goats. “Unless they have a place we can keep Wrack and Ruin.”
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I haven't written it yet in Ploughshares, but here's the moment Thomas catches feelings in Machinations. Warning: it's... idiosyncratic. #SumLuv #writingcommunity #writesky #booksky #amwriting
Penny looked him over, appraising. "Can I come over there? Sit in your lap?"

He scoffed at her. "Why?"

She shrugged, spreading her hands. "You look like you need a hug." She eyed him to see how that landed, saw that it really didn't. "Uh. I need a hug?"

That didn't fly either. He stared at her in stony silence. She huffed out an exasperated breath. "Because I need to get inside your guard far enough that if you decide you really hate the things I need to say to you, I have enough time to use this." She pulled a hypodermic needle from her pocket.

Thomas stared at her, then at the needle, then back at her. Then he burst into hysterical laughter. "Fucking… What? Jesus Christ Penny! What even is that?"

"Haloperidol." She didn't even look a touch ashamed.
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Charlie left the Owens clan because he hated it, not because he was bad at it. #WIPSNIPS #urbanfantasy #writingcommunity #writesky #booksky #amwriting #writingprompts #Machinations1
Charlie, at least, kept his focus. He ushered them through the stacks toward the place he’d already staked out as the most likely place for any confrontation to occur. Niamh tried to move like him, stepping in his footprints, quiet and careful as a human possibly could be.
She wondered for a moment at the man’s unearthly calm. She’d seen him working the bar, keeping track of drinks and drunks alike with a sort of detached amusement. He was good at that, one of the better bartenders in the city, but he was built for this. He found the deepest part of every shadow, slipping between pools of darkness with an economy of motion usually only available to big cats. Niamh was impressed despite herself.
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I have never felt more like this panel in my life. xkcd.com/2071
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Indirect Detection
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Condolences parent pal. Kids get extra-extra on vacations and it's always rough. It gets better eventually!
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Some bandits pick the absolute worst wagon to rob. #WIPSNIPS #writingcommunity #writesky #booksky #amwriting #writingprompts #ploughshares #litrpg
I’m not in the dungeon. Angelsbane is packed away. I’ve got Breaker on my hip but my hands are full of heavy-ass wagon. 
And the fact is, even a poorly fired arrow can kill me out here. I’m not worried about infection, but dungeontouched bleed out just like baselines do. I can’t ignore the threat.
“So don’t ignore it, draw me and stab the everliving shit out of them before they know what’s happening!” Breaker snaps. 
It’s right, but isn’t that why I left the dungeon? To not live like that anymore? To be a normal woman who does normal things? What would a normal woman do in this situation?
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Writing a modern day AU Ploughshares chapter just so i can have Kellan show up in this shirt
Long sleeved black tshirt featuring a bearded wizard pondering a pair of blue orbs with the words "MANA IS STORED IN THE BALLS"
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I originally thought Brunhilde was going to pair up with Matthia, but when i was turning the characters over in my mind they just didnt have the chemistry. Hildy and Stef worked much more immediately on the page #SumLuv #Ploughshares #litrpg #writingcommunity
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I have always admired you for your desire and willingness to Just Learn New Things. You're one of the coolest people ive known, and i dont know that i expressed that right back when we hung out. So. Here it is now.
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You don't get to be friends for 25 years without having a few stupid-ass fights. #WIPSNIPS #litrpg #writingcommunity #writesky #booksky #amwriting #writingprompts #ploughshares
Kellan growls, but is silent for a few moments. He wants to shout at me. I’d like him to shout at me. All my dungeon-diver instincts have me keyed up for a fight and the only one around who can actually offer me one is Kellan. But he doesn’t want to fight me. His voice is intense, low, and biting. “I’d like you to acknowledge that if you don’t share the plan you don’t get to call it a plan. You don’t have to apologize to me, but you also don’t get to blame me.”
I take as deep a breath as I can, hold it for a moment, then let it all out in a rush. “I’m too angry to hear sense right now.”
Kellan lets out a groan and presses the heels of his hands into his eyes, but he leaves me alone.
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Brunhilde is kind of over getting the shit kicked out of her in melee combat. #WIPSNIPS #litrpg #writingcommunity #writesky #booksky #amwriting #writingprompts #ploughshares
I shrug. I lift a bare arm. Kellan winces in sympathy. The armor on that arm is gone. There was a disruption enchantment on the king’s sword that fucked up the scales. They were able to blunt the edge enough to spare me any of the cutting power, but I still took the full kinetic force of the strike. It was like getting a love tap from an avalanche. The bruise spreading beneath my skin is huge and dark, and the flesh is swollen. “He tagged me pretty good.” I let the arm fall. It’ll heal. Everything heals eventually. “How did y’all do?”
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I know, right?? Like, there I am, standing in front of a mirror watching my lips go blue thru black flecked vision as my attempts to breathe pull the marble farther and farther into my throat and all i can think is "damn, what a stupid way to go." (I self-heimliched against the sink)
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I'm doing the mouth full of marbles diction exercise from My Fair Lady while alone in the house.
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Its a museum of medical history and has a b u n c h of weird human bits preserved or taxidermied
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Brunhilde and Kel I'm taking to see the Trenton Thunder because theyre jocks, but like, cheap jocks. The Machinations crew im taking to Philly cause they'd all get a kick out of the Mutter Museum. #AwesomeCharacters #writingcommunity
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sending good vibes.
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🌆Live From The Apocalypse🌆 | TTRPGs For Charity @livefromtheapocalypse.com · 12/08/2026
This Saturday at 12 PM EST, @roseycheeks.bsky.social and LFTA present a Blades in the Dark one-shot benefiting Comedores Sociales PR! Part fundraiser, part screaming about the many crises on the island: from water to Esencia. Please attend if you can, donate if you are able, and listen to our story!
A graffitied wall that reads ESSENCE NO VA, PR LIBRE, then 15 DE AGOSTO DE LFTA 12-4P EST. A sticker overtop reads AN ACTUAL PLAY BENEFITTING COMEDORES SOCIALES
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Like its namesake, Ploughshares will delicately pierce and part the soil, coyly hiding the point of penetration amid the churn of fertile earth and bedsheets. #SumLuv #litrpg #writingcommunity
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Stolen from a discord: "Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk."
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🍊LOG∀N🍊🔜PaxU @holloworange.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
New concept, a TTRPG that is actually fun.
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Honestly? Id like Niamh to teach me how to restore furniture. Sure she's an ancient lizard deity, but she's also really good at her day job #AwesomeCharacters #urbanfantasy #writingcommunity #Machinations1
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The fact that everybody knows everybody else is often one of Baltimores charms, but occasionally its really aggravating
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Aahahahahaaaa the laptop had PHI on it so i got to do that whole song and dance routine. 0/10 experience, do not recommend. Thankfully we knew who stole it (Baltimore is like that) and he isnt a hacker so i at least knew that the data wasnt going anywhere once he factory reset it for sale. Still.
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Its a good move, someone stole my work laptop out of my locked car with a range extender.
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Eury | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🔞 @peerlessserpent.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Sometimes being anti-AI feels like being the guy in the bee movie who was like “why are you cheating on me with a bee” and everyone acts like he‘s the crazy one
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Top quality toddler behavior, 10/10.
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I got "border" instead as Brunhilde describes her farming vision to Kellan before they leave the dungeon #WIPSNIPS #litrpg ##writingcommunity #writesky #booksky #amwriting #writingprompts
“Tell me about the town,” he says. 
I pull a map from my inventory and toss it to him. It’s a pretty good map of the Heronstep Bay region, from the swampy areas down south of Descant to the broad rivers of Sylvania that drain into the bay. I put my finger on a point quite close to the Sylvania border, almost equidistant from the elvish capitol of yFell and the human city of Ebmorrea. 
“It’s called Lane,” I say. “Not named for the type of road, but for a guy, Torvold Lane, who founded the place. It’s a pretty small community, maybe a couple thousand people, and most of them are farmers or people who support farmers like feed stores and fencepost sellers and blacksmiths and stuff.”
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My last audiobook ended exactly one hour before my next audiobook on hold at the library released, this is clearly some form of beneficial fate! ...the only problem is the next book is Exordia by Seth Dickinson and now i must side eye the entire concept of fate.
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Friends, it was Star Wars Episode 1 fanfiction on the internet. #SumLuv
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Brewing potions is complicated! #WIPSNIPS #urbanfantasy #writingcommunity #writesky #booksky #amwriting #writingprompts #Machinations1
Then came the magic. They invested the gold-glass-spice-smoke mixture with Niamh’s energy. Then Joey poured in the carrier liquid blended 50-50 with Niamh’s blood. Once the whole mess was brought to a boil Kimmy sent her power coursing into the cavitation bubbles to diffuse throughout the liquid and turn it from something that would shred your insides when you drank it to something that would, hopefully, counteract Void.
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Yes hello i would
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This is true Tree Logic
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hell yeah. I recommend against kousa tbh, they drop fruits that are technically edible but quite unpleasant. You can brew decent beer with them according to my permaculture friends but unless youre a brewer I'd pass on em
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hildy meanwhile thinks Stef is awfully cute and daydreams about her constantly, totally oblivious to any flirtation until Kellan yells at her.
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
...despite being 37 years old and knowing better, Stef's early affection towards Hildy is inspired in part by her father's hatred of her. She's so sick of her dad's shit that nobody who he hates can be *that* bad. (1/2) #SumLuv #litrpg #writingcommunity
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Clara Weaver @claraweaverwrites.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
What fashion of dogwood is that? Ive got a massive kousa in my front yard, but i want to plant a mess of cornellian cherries instead
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