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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞

@clantzimisce.bsky.social
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We are the change. We are everywhere. We are inevitable. You look tasty. // I share surrealism and horror, so probably sometimes a little NSFW. Trans rights are human rights. Also bats.

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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
We were never here.
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a statue of a bat with the word behemoth on the bottom
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KENNETH SCOTT @superactionfunboy.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Another #yokai a Hone-Onna (bone woman) #darkart
An ink brush drawing of a spooky, skeletal lady. Robe open reveal her chest and rotting flesh. Holding a fan. Hair up in a bun. Aged paper
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
We follow Bats! 🦇, Horror Artists, Carnivorous Plants, and Cryptids... We are suspicious of why you want to know, but we shared anyway.
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
We were wondering what happened to that...but be assured none of us have been to Wyoming. There's nothing there, and most certainly not slumbering ancients.
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
// I think that's freaking amazing tbh! 😍🍖👑
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Tell us which chantry you'd like Sascha to visit. I'm sure they will be delighted to entertain you. However, it may be the last thing you enjoy hearing.
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
And again, we would look absolutely fabulous while doing so in our meat dress.
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
We would have to change all the lyrics to be less abysmal, but we can make the most angelic of chords, an entire chorus the likes of which could ensnare even Arikel in a trance all emanating from a single glorious being. Tis our Protean gift, one you mages posing as Cainites are unable to emulate.
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
One of our ghouls sent us this unidentified meatloaf from a "Story Yeller" as tribute. Should we accept it? Adopt it? Make it our mascot? What say we all?
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Also, our meat dress is amazing!
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
By writing songs for four of your followers and teaching Metallurgy 101 to some fledgling Caitiff (at least until proven otherwise...something we thought you were supposed to be good at figuring out) so she can go hunting the Glasswalker as Princely punishment for merely existing? wHy sO sErIoUs? 🙄
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Be careful or the fashion police aka @clantoreador.bsky.social may start judging the judges!
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Probably @clangargoyle.bsky.social They're already Mothman, might also be Batman.
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a poster for batman caped crusader shows a silhouette of batman standing in a doorway
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Dusty Ray @sloppjockey.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
mess. gouache and digital collage
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Dr. Sabine Metzger 🦇 @drsabinemetzger.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
🦇 #BatsInArt #PreciousBats #American #Contemporay #BatPottery #RichardFreiwald #NewJersey Richard Freiwald (Freiwald Art Pottery) BAT AMPHORA (detail) Pottery, massier luster
https://www.freiwaldartpottery.com/large-multi-view/Luster-pottery/2474744-39-176599/Ceramics-and-Pottery/luster-pottery-bat-amphora-massier.html
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
We might be spoiling things a little, but imagine the healing potential of Vicissitude and the transformative potential of Valeren. The East is a strange place filled with many interesting things...don't you agree @clansalubri.bsky.social?
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Right...Hentai...believe what you will, little one.
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Or you can have Protean: Weight of the Feather and never worry about falling from great heights while soaring around as a Chiropteran Marauder and having an unfortunate encounter with @clangargoyle.bsky.social.
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
You guys must owe Gary Golden a major boon or something.
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
So you aren't even good at making hellhounds? You may as well be Brujah at this point. Black Hand? More like Slightly Darkened Hand. True? False? What difference does it make. You're all lacking a few fingers these days.
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John Chen @johnchen.com.au · 14/12/2024
Full view of 'the cosmic ritual' sculpture without any fancy post overpainting. ( open image in new tab, for hi-res )
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
We love them.
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Abz-J-Harding ☾ @abzjharding.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Bio Hunter (water colour and ink)
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
If we get hungry, we can even hunt together!
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GROBO @grobix.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
In the works
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
"But this isn't what you promised at all!" 🦋 #theotherhappyplace
A black and white illustration of a woman facing a corner, above her head floats a glowing butterfly. Her spine is turning into a centipede and escaping out her back. Some of the legs poke through her skin. Horror illustration
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Agata Staniewicz @agatastaniewicz.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
🦇 I love old pictures of bats and I think I just found my favourite piece of #BatsInArt [Utagawa Kuniyoshi (1798-1861)]:
Anthropomorphized samurai bats from an old Japanese print
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
One little, two little, three little Tremere. Four little, five little, six little.....SNAP!
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KENNETH SCOTT @superactionfunboy.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Another entry into my #Yokai feed, A very crabby Kappa #darkart bsky.app/profile/did:...
A portrait of a crabby looking Kappa, a Turtle-ish Yokai. Vintage paper texture
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
And we are always watching with you...we are the trees and the rocks. We are the land. Well, at least some of us. Some of us are just a step or two above a hellhound. But the rest of us? We are the land.
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Sounds like we should have started the pool for you instead of the one you were trying to adopt. Though, it's never too late...Place your bets!
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
They're probably hiding from you what with the frequency of which this past month you've discussed how many of them you've slaughtered.
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Two heads are better than one!
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Hello! I'm Trevor, a horror illustrator / creature concept artist working in Toronto.🪳📻 📮 trevorhenderson86(at)gmail dot com ⭕ trevorhenderson.com 👁️ instagram.com/trevorhenderson ----------------------------------------- ☕ ko-fi.com/slimyswampgh... 🖼️ inprnt.com/gallery/slimyswampghost/
A snowy parking lot at night. An abstract, fleshy, meaty thing is draped over a rusty, bloody shopping cart. The shopping cart melts into the creature through long ribbons of flesh to the point where the cart might actually be an extension of the creature. Its head is an oval on a long neck, like a sperm. Its only feature is a hole, making its face appear like a sucker.a creature with a fake face that looks like a sleeping old man crawls on all fours in a dark, tiled roomthe rotten corpse of a woman stands and stares at the viewer with malformed empty eye sockets. the raw flesh of its face is dominating by many rows of teeth, twisting around a black void of a mouth.giant dog made of meat in a parking lot at night. it's snowing. the dog has no eyes and its skin is sloughing off.
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
We were more looking for this as a GIF, but similar enough we think.
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
If you see this, quote with a horror film you love.
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
You say that like you have cornered the market on an entire ethnic group. For all any of you know, he may have been a Grimaldi.
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Ouroridae @ouroridae.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Updated my artwork of Taash! #dragonage #dragonagetheveilguard
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jesse hawke @serhawke.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
✨️ you're right, Taash, transphobia *IS* an axe-able offence ✨️ #art #taash #dragonageveilguard
A two-panel comic style digital art of Taash from Dragon Age. The first panel shows their grimacing mouth in profile, the second their eyes staring directly and defiantly at the viewer. Over these are speech bubbles saying "my pronouns are they slash them", and the slash is emphasised by two swinging axes.
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Paminthedesert @pammylynn65.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
A rebel raven #birds
A  Raven reading a No Trespassing sign
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Looks like everyone lost the betting pool. Things were looking good there for a hot minute for everyone who had somewhere around "2 weeks" for how long this one was going to be among us. Nobody had a month, and although there's still time, we suppose the house does indeed always win. 💰
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
We do what we can to keep up appearances lest our enemies think we have softened. Yet, displaying their kin upon pikes outside our walls is maybe no longer the best introduction. We found this to be a suitable middle ground.
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Where would you like them? We could give you more ribs. Maybe an extra pair of femurs? How about tusks? We really can't stress enough how elephants are en vogue right now.
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
You already tried that. That's what got this Second Inquisition mess started. The Sabbat is barely even a thing anymore. Try harder.
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Do you also despise Zantosa and Obertus? Or perhaps you are just upset that even most in the Sabbat think your family is too inhumane for their company? Disgusted that the Grimaldi are more valued in these modern nights? I'm sure there are plenty of feral woods in Siberia that still need your kind.
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
We will be most pleased to contribute our scientific prowess to dissect and understand the "brain rot" to aid you in this most honorable endeavor, cousins. We are told the most susceptible are the young, however, which does provide some ethical quandaries, but perhaps we can find late-term samples.
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Our Grimaldi servitor assures us that you aren't missing anything. He called it "brain rot" though, which now intrigues us...
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Oh, do you know Kirill? Great guy! His domain is centered at a barcade near Buffalo. You'll have to ask to see his special collection downstairs...We hear he's got an original Polybius cabinet.
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Clan Tzimisce (Parody RP) 🔞 @clantzimisce.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Indeed, the Classics:
"The Corpses of the De Witt Brothers" by Jan de Baen
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