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Claire

@clairepebble.bsky.social
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25 | Married | Madison, Wisconsin | i like walkable cities and being nice to people | Bengals & Reds | views are my own

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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
"i dont like small dogs" ok but consider this
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
the two categories of messages i send out on #TransDayofVisibilty 🏳️‍⚧️
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
how could this happen? what, just because the product is terrible, the service has no users, and the platform is astronomically expensive to maintain?
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
all monetary punishments should scale with the accused's income. a millionaire gets the same speeding ticket as a working class single mother. that's disproportionate punishment. so either the single mom should be fined a nickel, or the billionaire should risk bankruptcy. im fine with either.
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
im well aware that biotin gummies dont actually do anything. but they taste yummy and i like starting my day with a little treat after my skincare routine. sue me.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
It’s never been about protecting women’s sports.
Screenshot of an X post by Tom Bonier stating that the “save women’s sports” crowd has been quiet since Trump mocked the U.S. women’s hockey team, suggesting they don’t genuinely care about women’s sports.
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
so ive gotta know. what is so unfathomably difficult about getting your packages from the mail room? how can u order things only to let them sit there for MONTHS? like can someone rob this building please? it would be so easy! i'm so sick of sifting through YOUR crap whenever i wanna find MY crap
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
caring strongly about how someone pronounces the filename extension ".gif" in 2026 has the same energy as saying "doggo" or "sportsball." what's next? gonna ask me if a hotdog is a sandwich?
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
hey @zoesaintbernard.bsky.social im a Wired subscriber and queer person. im aware that journalists dont have complete control over their articles and the manner in which they are presented. but this is bad--really bad. 🧵
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
u ever walk by a house that's being built and think "im so glad im not building that."? because i think that all the time. im so glad im not building a house right now. i dont know how to build a house, and when i see others do it, it doesnt appear intuitive.
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
coworkers after you send them a 5 paragraph Teams message that requires their input: 👁️
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
it feels so absurd to talk to someone who believes ICE can be "reformed." regardless of whether or not an unregulated militia of fascist sycophants that do nothing but break up families and harass communities CAN be reformed; how can you believe an organization like that is even WORTH reforming?
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
i cannot get my head around why people judge those that pursue the arts as a career. how are you not enamored by it? you honk a horn so well that youre able to feed and clothe yourself?? or the pictures you paint can pay your rent??? YOU'RE INCREDIBLE! TELL ME MORE!
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
everyones using computers wrong. this is not what they're for. turn it off. give it to me. you can have this back when i feel like you've earned my trust.
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
me: yeah i got one. what song lyrics do you think about when you're high? doctor just trying to end the visit: i meant more like medical questions.
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
my hair dresser moved to a studio ON MY BLOCK so now i walk 30 seconds instead of 15 minutes for my hair appointments. i have the perfect life.
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
this sweet shy little colleague of mine asked if i could help him pick out nail polish, learn makeup, and restyle his wardrobe. in a totally cis way, im sure. THIS IS MY DREAM! IT'S HAPPENING!! WE'RE GONNA GET YOU OUT OF THERE, QUEEN!!!
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
when a dev tells me they learned to code in the 90s, i imagine it looked like this
one of those old Charles Babbage style loom computers with punchcard rolls
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
at my yearly check-up yesterday, the nurse asked if i was planning on having a pap smear bc she didn't see one on my chart. i did not know what to say so i stammered and said "idk i'll see what my doctor thinks"
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 05/02/2026
I’ve watched this about 20 times already
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
misogyny aside, the sentence "Men go to therapy so we can regulate our emotions" is a hilarious statement
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
there must be checks and balances in the gestapo, he says
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Madison Wisconsin in the summer: a beautiful, friendly, walkable & progressive little beach town Madison in the winter:
a painting of a fantasy city in a cold desolate tundra. in the background stands a towering wall of ice
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
"see? he's not in the files! just like he said." - republicans when discussing a guy whose name appears 38,000 times in the files.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
i love having grownup money
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
this is the best youtube video of 2026 so far, and it's not even close
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
coworker gave me my new favorite turn of phrase. "i would like to put him in a stew." it's so versatile. it can be positive or negative.
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
small victory in the grand scheme of things. but good news nonetheless. i love Wisconsin so much :3 share.google/ioUFKtx1pdR5...
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QTS not moving forward with DeForest data center
DEFOREST, Wis. -- QTS is not moving forward with a proposed data center in DeForest.
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
it's always the alleged ball knowers who know the least ball that claim women can't know ball. ball is really not that hard to know.
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
me when i mistake the sound of loose rocks clattering around in my skull for a coherent thought, and no one is around to take my phone away
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
things might get tough. but every day i get to go home to my wife and dog. and every time they're both so excited to see me. so i got that going for me.
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
this has always been a secondary goal of these cloud-based "hardware as a service" devices. there is no reason that a live video feed ever needs to leave your network. if it does, exercise some healthy skepticism and ask yourself why. unplug your bugs!
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
with this wonky ass NFL season, there was so much opportunity for fun conference championships. jags, bears, texans, or bills wouldve all been cool to see play this late in january. instead we get seahawks & rams and patriots & broncos. ughhhhnnnngnh
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19/01/2026
this is what it has come to for Mexican restaurants in the Twin Cities
We are open: please wait for us to unlock the door. Thank you for your understanding
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
if i hear "ball comes out, and New England falls on it!" one more time im going to lose my mind. the texans have the worst divisional playoff offense ive seen in my life.
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
nvm i think i've seen enough
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
i have a new favorite bit. someone has an item i go "woah i guess i didnt get the [name of item] memo!" so like imagine ur wearing a red sweatshirt and i go "woah i guess i didnt get the red sweatshirt memo!" you'd be devastated. i got you. so good.
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
hosting feels so good. the means to plan an evening to dine with people you enjoy comfortably in your own space is such an amazing privilege. i feel peak gratitude when i look around my home and see my friends laughing, getting along, and eating food i made. i think it might be my favorite thing.
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
SAME OLD BENGALS 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 SAME OLD BENGALS 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
i cannot tell if CJ Stroud is good at football. and when you ask someone, they cant tell you either. "shows flashes of greatness, but overall inconsistent" "mediocre production, but definitely has potential" "he had a great rookie season!" OK BUT IS HE GOOD?? nobody will give you a firm answer.
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
my tattoo artist posted a collage of her work and one of them was mine
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
can you believe this
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
"theyre nicer to me on the nazi app" is a wild statement
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
literally me after three semesters of japanese
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
whenever i see fans at football games wearing jerseys for teams that are not playing, it makes me think of this image
rob lowe at that packers + niners game where he wore a hat that just says "NFL"
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spooky scary renegade cut @renegadecut.com · 22/12/2025
60 minutes CECOT segment. Recorded through my browser. HD quality. Not phone. Spread it around. If you're press, it's yours. Go nuts. It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long. www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...
filemail.com
Banned 60 Minutes CECOT Segment - Filemail
Get it while it's hot.
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
what do you mean your lamp needs a firmware update??? oh your matter-based threads are broken because your mesh unsynchronized with your border router so your hub can't talk to your bridge???? GOT IT, YEA THAT MAKES SENSE. SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME JUST KIDDING WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?????
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
i love special teams. like way more than anyone i know. more than you're supposed to. ask me my favorite long snapper! ask me about the highlight punts this week! who's the best upback???
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Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
the seahawks and rams game last night was one of the most unbelievable sporting events i've ever witnessed and i need someone to talk about it with
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