Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 04/08/2026gen con is such a blast! i only lived a couple hours away so i went every year as a kid :p 000
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 27/04/2026mainly so you get to see Rodger Goodell get booed 32 times 010
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 09/04/2026tee higgins mentionedmedia.tenor.coma football game is being broadcast on cbsALT: a football game is being broadcast on cbs 010
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 31/03/2026the two categories of messages i send out on #TransDayofVisibilty 🏳️⚧️ 020
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 26/03/2026the guy at the store said he's the only guy he's ever seen pull it off 020
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 23/03/2026this reminds me of how conservatives hate "liberal arts" colleges/degrees as if that term is at all related to liberal policy 010
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 18/03/2026how could this happen? what, just because the product is terrible, the service has no users, and the platform is astronomically expensive to maintain? 020
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 12/03/2026my opponent thinks we should give cedar longpenis one million dollars--this is unamerican. tonight id like to tell you about my patriotic plan that actually aims to help americans and solve the crises that plague this country. the plan is called "give cedar longpenis two million dollars" 120
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 12/03/2026all monetary punishments should scale with the accused's income. a millionaire gets the same speeding ticket as a working class single mother. that's disproportionate punishment. so either the single mom should be fined a nickel, or the billionaire should risk bankruptcy. im fine with either. 050
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 02/03/2026im well aware that biotin gummies dont actually do anything. but they taste yummy and i like starting my day with a little treat after my skincare routine. sue me. 000
Reposted by ClaireGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 25/02/2026It’s never been about protecting women’s sports. 562861528
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 25/02/2026i don't know who you are but you are so pretty and cool 010
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 24/02/2026so ive gotta know. what is so unfathomably difficult about getting your packages from the mail room? how can u order things only to let them sit there for MONTHS? like can someone rob this building please? it would be so easy! i'm so sick of sifting through YOUR crap whenever i wanna find MY crap 010
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 23/02/2026caring strongly about how someone pronounces the filename extension ".gif" in 2026 has the same energy as saying "doggo" or "sportsball." what's next? gonna ask me if a hotdog is a sandwich? 120
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 22/02/2026@zoesaintbernard.bsky.social i dont know the kind of person you are. i dont know your intentions, goals, interests, or experience. but i feel you've published bad journalism. i hope that you'll take this feedback to heart, and in the interest of good faith, you'll retract this article. 140
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 22/02/2026@zoesaintbernard.bsky.social most Wired readers are aware of the harm that billionaire technocrats inflict on society. so to make baseless, lofty claims that link this harm to queerness is the kind of cruel, dangerous bullying that honorable journalists aim to call out--not contribute to. 140
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 22/02/2026@zoesaintbernard.bsky.social now as a reader, i can only make assumptions regarding intent. but i'll tell you how it reads to me. it reads like the gay panic hit pieces of times i thought had passed. it feels like you've fabricated a boogeyman in hopes of scapegoating a marginalized community 150
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 22/02/2026@zoesaintbernard.bsky.social id love to understand what you thought you were going for here. what was the goal of a piece like this? what were you hoping the reader would come away with here? what did you think the words you published would do for tech workers, consumers, and/or queer people? 140
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 22/02/2026hey @zoesaintbernard.bsky.social im a Wired subscriber and queer person. im aware that journalists dont have complete control over their articles and the manner in which they are presented. but this is bad--really bad. 🧵 170
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 18/02/2026u ever walk by a house that's being built and think "im so glad im not building that."? because i think that all the time. im so glad im not building a house right now. i dont know how to build a house, and when i see others do it, it doesnt appear intuitive. 120
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 17/02/2026coworkers after you send them a 5 paragraph Teams message that requires their input: 👁️ 010
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 16/02/2026it feels so absurd to talk to someone who believes ICE can be "reformed." regardless of whether or not an unregulated militia of fascist sycophants that do nothing but break up families and harass communities CAN be reformed; how can you believe an organization like that is even WORTH reforming? 130
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 13/02/2026i honestly think people are just bitter. most of our jobs are dull and small. yours isn't, and that feels unfair to them 020
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 13/02/2026i cannot get my head around why people judge those that pursue the arts as a career. how are you not enamored by it? you honk a horn so well that youre able to feed and clothe yourself?? or the pictures you paint can pay your rent??? YOU'RE INCREDIBLE! TELL ME MORE! 130
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 13/02/2026everyones using computers wrong. this is not what they're for. turn it off. give it to me. you can have this back when i feel like you've earned my trust. 030
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 13/02/2026smallness is a state of mind. im 5'10 but im also teensy. im soooo tiny. 030
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 12/02/2026me: yeah i got one. what song lyrics do you think about when you're high? doctor just trying to end the visit: i meant more like medical questions. 010
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 12/02/2026(just curious, not interrogating your methodology) do you happen to know what counts as a single use of an emoji? i would think it would be really hard to not double dip when collecting this. do u know what the sample was? the more i think about it, the more interesting the problem seems. 120
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 12/02/2026interesting that while they've changed order, it has remained the same ten emoji. 120
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 09/02/2026my hair dresser moved to a studio ON MY BLOCK so now i walk 30 seconds instead of 15 minutes for my hair appointments. i have the perfect life. 030
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 09/02/2026this sweet shy little colleague of mine asked if i could help him pick out nail polish, learn makeup, and restyle his wardrobe. in a totally cis way, im sure. THIS IS MY DREAM! IT'S HAPPENING!! WE'RE GONNA GET YOU OUT OF THERE, QUEEN!!! 050
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 06/02/2026when a dev tells me they learned to code in the 90s, i imagine it looked like this 120
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 05/02/2026at my yearly check-up yesterday, the nurse asked if i was planning on having a pap smear bc she didn't see one on my chart. i did not know what to say so i stammered and said "idk i'll see what my doctor thinks" 010
Reposted by ClaireJordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 05/02/2026I’ve watched this about 20 times already 1584526974
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 04/02/2026misogyny aside, the sentence "Men go to therapy so we can regulate our emotions" is a hilarious statement 030
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 03/02/2026there must be checks and balances in the gestapo, he says 011
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Madison Wisconsin in the summer: a beautiful, friendly, walkable & progressive little beach town Madison in the winter: 000
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 02/02/2026agreed. not that this makes one immune to disinformation or abuse, but now is the time to rapidly improve media literacy and gather a collection of reliable, ethical, vetted sources and creators. i think people underestimate how bad it's going to get. 2 years ago, it couldn't do hands and fingers. 030
Claire @clairepebble.bsky.social · 02/02/2026as a bengals fan im praying for caleb downs. he has a mind for football that we desperately need on defense. also he's capable of making a tackle. but there's no way he's around by round 10. we really need a cb2 anyway. dj turner can't do it all. good mock draft. 010