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ckoppelman

@ckoppelman.bsky.social
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Computer programmer, progressive, Jew, mediocre ukulelist. Adams Morgan, DC. I like transit and urbanism, but not like *that*. Also like public education and public spaces. Views are my own. Tables are the DBA's. Two spaces after periods.

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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ckoppelman @ckoppelman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WTF! "'Punctuation marks in Hebrew,' [Hazrat] explains, 'are relics of a brutal colonial system that is far from over.' Adding punctuation turned Hebrew into a spoken language, 'paving the way for an artificial sense of unity among Jewish people from around the globe, encouraging them to move to...
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Rob From Flailthroughs @robflails.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wrote my senator, Angela Alsobrooks, demanding she oppose KOSA. She wrote back in a condescending form letter that she's one of the bill's sponsors. If you run to the left of her in a primary please let me know.
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Jim Sichko @jimsichko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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ckoppelman @ckoppelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Give a man two fish, he'll eat for two days
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Edward R. Morris Jr @eighthsamurai.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life." ---Sir Terry Pratchett
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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every woman you know 📢EVERY 📢WOMAN 📢YOU 📢KNOW has a story of sexual harassment &/or assault; most of us have more than one. I've been -grabbed & street harassed x infinity -dehumanized, grabbed, & harassed by men I thought I cld trust -stalked/followed at night -threatened (online & IRL) w/ rape
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What an inspirational message! The Republican Party, folks.
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ckoppelman @ckoppelman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I thought Duolingo was too gamified when I started this summer but ugh! The current setup seriously makes learning harder. Way too much tapping and the lessons are tiny. It went from a nice supplement to mostly a distraction
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Janeese4DC @janeese4dc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As we approach Yom Kippur, a day of reconnection, introspection and repair, I wish all who observe a meaningful fast. Gemar ḥatima tovah—may everyone in all of DC's Jewish communities and everyone in every Ward be sealed for a year of peace and thriving.
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Michelle Chappell @michellechap76.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I mean, the defense of the Kennedy Center is heartwarming and all, but my neighborhood is on day 3 of National Guard patrols and it’s already forgotten. This is how fascism takes hold
Group of around 10 armed National Guard with at least one DEA agent at Georgia and Newton NW this evening
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Jaime Fear Her 👻 @bogrosemary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Absolutely enraging for local journalists to hold tight to their "neutral" stance when it comes to the armed federal occupation of DC. This isn't about "fighting crime", it's an overt expression of racism, xenophobia, and power. We aren't "critics", we're community members who believe in a #FreeDC.
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ckoppelman @ckoppelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Breaking: Jem and the Holograms will not be opening for Ed Sheeran. Josie and the Pussycats could not be reached for comment.
Jen and the Holograms 1990s cartoon
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ckoppelman @ckoppelman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This summer, there were two highly-charged discussions in communities I'm in. One was about Israel. One was about condo decor.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Kanye West is touring with Heil Hitler. While Macklemore is banned for saying "Free Palestine." They couldn't care less about antisemitism, it's all about protecting Israel.
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ckoppelman @ckoppelman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I wanted background on the koan, "Does a dog have Buddha-nature?" DuckDuckGo AI says "Yes, a dog has Buddha nature." AI cannot say, "mu"
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ckoppelman @ckoppelman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is incredible. Very much reminds me of Herschel and the Hanukah Goblins by Eric Kimmel
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
nonpresidential tenner
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ckoppelman @ckoppelman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I feel like Silo the TV show is going further and further from the books. Both are worth experiencing, and I guess I'm glad I didn't read any spoilers.
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ckoppelman @ckoppelman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just searched DuckDuckGo: Q: Does a dog have Buddha nature. AI summary: **Yes, a dog has Buddha nature.** Not zen, dude.
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Michelangelo Signorile @msignorile.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This story is buried on NYT site. And they write "questionable and provocative" claims If Biden said this the whole story would be about cognitive decline--or outrageous lying.
NYT:At 9/11 Tribute, Trump Claims Firefighters Carried Him to Safety

President Trump has long sought to position himself close to the Sept. 11 recovery effort and has made a series of questionable and provocative statements to burnish his political brand.
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Alona Ferber @aloner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Miliband says issue is with the Israeli government, not Israeli people, and that holding British Jews responsible for the actions of the Israeli state is antisemitism
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
and this is especially true again for antizionist Jews. Telling antizionist Jews that its fishy or hypocritical for them to care about how their identity is used to justify atrocity is itself antisemitic, imo.
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ckoppelman @ckoppelman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Kid: Shakespeare should have written a murder mystery Me: Yup - Hamlet K: Fantasy? M: Macbeth...? K: Comedy? M: yes. K: Action? M: yes K: science fiction? M: ok you win.
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Janeese4DC @janeese4dc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m proud to announce our People’s Survey. If you aren’t able to make it to a listening session in your ward, take the survey: janeesefordc.com/survey Hearing from residents in all 8 wards is how we build a people’s government. So I want to hear from YOU.
Poster with a photo of Janeese and the words "I want to hear from you. Take the People's Survey. JaneeseForDC.com/Survey"
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Liberals say the Supreme Court is hastening the end of our democracy. They’re wrong— the Supreme Court is hastening the end of our republic.
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ckoppelman @ckoppelman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I don't mean to trouble trouble, but how does the decline of the USDA impact the status of cholov stam?
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Ohio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sometimes i think about how, in the late 90s, USPS was moving to set up a secure email address for every US resident and how congress prevented it.
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ckoppelman @ckoppelman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm reading an audiobook which has surprisingly turned into a romance novel. The female lead wants dinner or drinks at the male lead's. The waitress starts flirting with the male lead out of the blue. The female lead flirts back. It's VERY surprising because the book is called Learn Romanian.
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Martin Austermuhle @maustermuhle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It looks like D.C. police officers are now including the names and affiliations of federal agents present at arrest scenes in police reports and court documents. This stems from a transparency bill the D.C. Council passed earlier this year and @mayorbowser.dc.gov unsuccessfully vetoed.
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Dawn Summers real or fake @dawnsummers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you can find common ground with Jared kusher, but not zohran mamdani, you shouldn't be in democratic leadership
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ckoppelman @ckoppelman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Jewish mother: You've hardly drank anything. Here! Have some more.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Data Mining
Miners attacking Data from the TNG episode Phantasms
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ckoppelman @ckoppelman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Data based imgix.bustle.com/uploads/gett...
Data from Star Trek dressed as Sherlock Holmes, and Geordie LaForge as Watson (holodeck)
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ckoppelman @ckoppelman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Learning Romanian. So far, the vocab is pretty easy. But the word "the" is **so** much more complicated than you'd expect
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 07/08/2026
Today's daily reminder that the UAE is currently engaged in a genocide in Sudan using weapons they receive from the US and money they receive from our tourism dollars, and every celebrity who lives or vacations in Dubai or Abu Dhabi is knowingly funding it.
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ckoppelman @ckoppelman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is insane
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"You horrible slut!" - Review by Lena and Sophia @haymarketatdawn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Thank goodness Abdul El-Sayed won the primary. I am asking my fellow leftists and all progressive Democrats TO STOP FUCKING USING ZIO AND ZOG AND TO STOP USING THE ADJECTIVE "ISRAELI" AS IF IT WAS A SLUR TO THROW. Signed, an exhausted Jewish anarcho-communist
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Sporkamarink @strivingally.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Alexandra reposting this reminded me of a tumblr classic:
Tumblr thread juxtaposing lyrics from The Sound Of Music and Les Miserable, complete with screenshots of the Von Trapp children around Maria, and the revolutionaries looking intense.

Text:

RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN
TEA, A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD

heLP I DON'T KNOW WHICH TUNE TO SING IT IN

SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WEIDERSENG GOOD BYE

LOOK DOWN, LOOK DOWN, YOU'RE HERE UNTIL YOU DIE.
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 04/08/2026
While American families are getting flattened by skyrocketing costs, Donald Trump is spending $1.4 billion to keep troops on the streets in Washington for years on end. The National Guard are not pawns, and taxpayer dollars are not a piggy bank for Trump’s political stunts.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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🎃Darin S Pumpkins🎃 @darinself.com · 31/07/2026
So basically an adversary could attack any blue state and Trump wont care because he doesn't see himself as the President of the "United States" Without a doubt the most worst president we've ever had. Anti-republic, anti-democratic, anti-constitutional just devoid of basic dignity
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Ko-tutankhamun @kingoftheu.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The year is 2357, Great Britain is a dystopian wasteland, ruled with an iron fist of terror. Northern Ireland remains unaffected because no one wanted to fuck up the Good Friday Accords
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ckoppelman @ckoppelman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Downplay a book or movie: Animal Garden
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Sam Heller | سام هيلر @abujamajem.com · 30/07/2026
Stupid empire x.com/reutersafric...
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Yglesias urges El-Sayed to throw trans people under the bus, where the polling is at best ambiguous, but isn't urging Stevens to get on the right side of an issue where she is bucking more than 3/4 of the electorate.
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Martin Austermuhle @maustermuhle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
In a letter to the D.C. Council, Door Dash says its recent advocacy for a House GOP bill that restricts D.C.'s ability to determine taxes and fees reflected its opposition to a new 20-cent delivery tax in D.C., "not D.C.'s broader ability to... govern autonomously."
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Jack Mendel @mendeljack.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Bernard Agyemang was a guard at Heaton Park shul on Yom Kippur. The terrorist ran him over, and he was left with life changing injuries and psychological trauma. I'd not heard of him until this week, which didn't feel right.. jackmendel.substack.com/p/a-quiet-he...
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A quiet hero I didn't know existed
Bernard Agyemang stood between a terrorist and Manchester's Heaton Park synagogue on Yom Kippur. Almost a year on, I realised I'd never heard of him
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cheavy(COMMISSIONS OPEN) @blucheavy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
these things are gonna 100% also spy on students right
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Kim Sokol (Open for Commissions/Freelance!) @kimsokol.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I come back to this tumblr post again and again
Tumblr post by sunderwight: The current AI situation is like if the people who were pushing NFTs had successfully gotten everyone to start referring to any and all digital transactions as an NFT, thus allowing them to pretend that things like online shopping, downloadable video games, bank transfers, etc were closely related to convincing middle-aged would-be techies to invest serious money in ugly digital paintings, and hold the former examples up in defense of the latter any time someone pointed out that the whole NFT thing was a racket. What do you mean NFTs are bad, don't you want disabled people to be able to use their phones to have medication delivered to their doorstep? Wow. Horrible of you, really.
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