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michael @motifsinthecity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

considering adopting 4 chihuahuas at some point in my life and naming them leo, donnie, raphael, and michelangelo.

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Chris Keilman | Author @ckanomalies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

There's a fragrance men wear that I can only describe as Baja Blast WD-40.

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Chris Keilman | Author @ckanomalies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Controversial but I am pro-breadcrumbs in a baked mac ‘n’ cheese.

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Chris Keilman | Author @ckanomalies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Not every writer can be from New York or LA. Somebody's gotta be holding it down from under this cloche. #writer

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Chris Keilman | Author @ckanomalies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Thinking about how the suburbs are like breeding grounds for conservstive Christians, not unlike the shallow pools where stingrays give birth. They make their pilgrimage to church and then Starbucks, and then I'm not sure what happens after that. Maybe they give birth in the parking lot.

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Chris Keilman | Author @ckanomalies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When you get to a place where you're not actually sure you know what you're doing, that's where the magic is, I reckon.

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Chris Keilman | Author @ckanomalies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What if the Death Star got a "hip startup” makeover with like mid century furniture and a chalk wall and espresso bar. “Yeah I mean the CEO’s kinda psycho but at least there's foosball.” #starwars #startup

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Chris Keilman | Author @ckanomalies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Started writing an essay about getting my phone fixed by a guy in a van. #writer

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Chris Keilman | Author @ckanomalies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's true, time really do be wrapping you by wrist, directing you where to go.

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Chris Keilman | Author @ckanomalies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Cheddar cheese now comes in an exhilarating “extra sharp.” I don’t think I was built for this level of excitement.

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Chris Keilman | Author @ckanomalies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Started writing this essay late last night. For the unanointed, Rohnert Park is an utterly forgettable town in northern California that, for several years, was everything to me.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

there are only three narratives in fiction: 1) the hero's journey 2) a stranger comes to town 3) a greedy developer is going to tear down our beloved community center...UNLESS we put on the greatest breakdance show this town's ever seen

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Chris Keilman | Author @ckanomalies.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You're in her DMs. I'm a Pegasus. We are not the same.

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Chris Keilman | Author @ckanomalies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The pitch for Bubble Tape must’ve been like, “so you know how kids love TAPE??”

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FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 23/09/2026

I put this donut pillow on my dog 20 minutes ago and he loves it and won't let me take it off...

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Chris Keilman | Author @ckanomalies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“Holy crap, I think this hotel is haunted.” “That’s just Billy Corgan.” “But I keep hearing this weird nasally moaning—” “Corgan.”

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Chris Keilman | Author @ckanomalies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I don’t think I’ve ever heard about Ed Sheeran on purpose.

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Chris Keilman | Author @ckanomalies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

One thing to be said about vapes--the annoying hat guy now has another prop to add to his arsenal

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Chris Keilman | Author @ckanomalies.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Starting to get Maynard James Keenan confused with Stanley Tucci #metal

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Chris Keilman | Author @ckanomalies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Uber driver is reckless Rustling chip bag, car smells like Lay's Doesn't talk Five stars

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Chris Keilman | Author @ckanomalies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This whole time I thought an "IPO" was a droid in Star Wars

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Chris Keilman | Author @ckanomalies.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The key to productivity is to procrastinate on the important thing you need to do by doing a slightly less important thing.

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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

For those gray area social situations an easy reminder is to use music. For eye contact and smiles I find 1 "Hey man, nice shot" length of time is about right. Just start the song on your phone and lock eyes/hold smile until the song ends. Instrumental is best.

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Filter - Hey Man Nice Shot (instrumental)

YouTube video by Nick OXID Music

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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

BATMAN: The Movie (1966)

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FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 16/09/2026

The owner says: "My dog gives me daily reminders to literally stop and smell the roses"

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

the best thing about being in my 40s by far has been the freedom to refer to anonymous guys in their late teens/early 20s as “kid” like Han Solo calls Luke in Star Wars. been waiting my whole life for this. worth every second. indescribable feeling of power.

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FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 17/09/2026

Nobody: me when i see a dog:

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

asked my 5 year old If she wanted chicken for dinner and she just started booing

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