CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026So you need flour? Salt? Yeast? Oil? 🤷♀️static.klipy.comChef Tossing Pizza DoughALT: Chef Tossing Pizza Dough 130
CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Do you need basic baking ingredients again? Please provide a list & they'll be delivered to your door toot sweet! 🚚😁 190
CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Uh....not exactly. Oreo would've purchased only Lacoste items. You know, for all the alligators. 🤭🐊 1100
CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Someone very kindly helped by being my shopping eyes & picking out the perfect thing! 🪄🥰static.klipy.comBewitched Magic: Samantha's SpellALT: Bewitched Magic: Samantha's Spell 1150
CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026✨🌠✨🌠✨🌠✨🌠✨🌠static.klipy.comPotato PerfectionALT: Potato Perfection 130
CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026🤯👀🫢static.klipy.comNun Crying: 'I Can't... It's Too Much'ALT: Nun Crying: 'I Can't... It's Too Much' 120
CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026But who would dare to categorize Barry as an "everyday potato?" 🫨🤭 130
CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026👇 This is me on the inside. OK, it's me on the outside too. 😳😄static.klipy.comLittle Girl Cheering EcstaticallyALT: Little Girl Cheering Ecstatically 190
CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Muffin is somewhere up above, looking at that carrot,& wondering why she never got one that big. 😠 You know, the appropriate size for a 7 pound Yorkie. 🙄🤭 1100
CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Super duper extra big Happy 17th Birthday wishes to our most favorite pirate - Frodo!!!! ☠️🪩🥳🎂😘🖤🤍static.klipy.comHappy Pirate Dance on ShipALT: Happy Pirate Dance on Ship 180
CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Extra dots can be, like, really confusing. For some.. 😕🤭static.klipy.comMan's Confused and Thoughtful ReactionALT: Man's Confused and Thoughtful Reaction 140
CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If it makes you feel any better sweetie, I sneezed 7 time in a row this afternoon & scared the bejeebers out of Oreo. 🤧😳🤍 180
CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We're always here for you! Especially if you want to plan something sneaky. It's our specialty. 😁 150
CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's what mums do, Suzie. Ugh. 🙄 You're a smart cookie, so "borrow" her camera & return the favor. Just a suggestion. 📸🤷♀️🤭static.klipy.comPengu the Penguin Takes a PictureALT: Pengu the Penguin Takes a Picture 150
CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Noooooooooooooooooooo!static.klipy.comNope, No NoooALT: Nope, No Nooo 140
CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sending happy birthday wishes your way! You're always a bright spot for me. 🎂🌹🎁🎉🥰 110
CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026RIP Tim Currry 👄💔 www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1E...youtube.comRocky Horror Picture Show The Time Warp (music video)YouTube video by DJ Fuggi 080
CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Thunder, you're he goobest boy*!!!!! 🌟🖤🥰 ** Tied with Oreo. Obvs. 🤭 190
CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Exactly what I was thinking! 😄static.klipy.comWii Tennis Volley WiiALT: Wii Tennis Volley Wii 170
CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Our vet very sweetly says, "Try not to worry.." Dude, I ASPIRE to just be worried. 😬 I;m pretty sure my name in their system is Cha-Ching Worrywart. 🫰 170
CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm so glad Henry is healthy! 😘 🥰 Don't you love it when they tell you not to br neurotic? I always reply, "Have you met me???" 🙄😟😁 170