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CJ Xtopher

@cjxtopher.bsky.social
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Oreo's Executive Assistant 🐾🥰️ If you do something, do it whole-assed. Half-assed is never acceptable. Ever. One terrified little blue dot in a humongous red state. 🔵

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I want this on an eternal loop in my head! The one on the left is my spirit bird. 🤍🎵😂🤣 (Sound up! 🔊)
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Teresa @thelilychronicles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tomorrow I am taking 6 naturalized U.S. citizens to get registered to vote in Texas. They saw the signs I have for @jamestalarico.bsky.social & @ginafortexas.bsky.social & stopped me outside of my house to say they & their family are no longer intimidated to vote. Texans, let’s do this thing. #gotv
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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Oreo just noticed this afternoon that when I get up from the couch after eating crackers. there might be crumbs on the floor. He's lived with me for 10 years & 106 days. Not sure if I'm impressed or embarrassed for him.😳😁😂
A small white dog with black splotches  & floppy ears is sitting & staring intently at the floor
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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
RIP Bonnie Tyler 💔😢 This is such sad news. Just listened to Total Eclipse of the Heart earlier today. What a voice. 🎵💗
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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
And now is the time when I send up a wish & a prayer, as I do every year, that my neighbors do not mind extremely loud 80's music. 🐶🚫🙉🎆 We're starting off with a little ditty from AD/DC that is weirdly apropos - You Shook Me All Night Long. 🥁🎸🤘
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Kids get it
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 18/06/2026
Stephen Colbert wore a tan suit to the Obama Presidential Center opening ceremony 😂 REUTERS/Octavio Jones
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Hilary @hilarylauer.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Please share over and over to help this sweet girl. She's only 10 months old and is in a kill shelter. Please, please, please let's get her out of this kill shelter 🩷🐾🩷🐾🩷🐾🩷🐾🩷
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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Ten years ago today a neighbor asked if I could possibly take care of a puppy for a few days. My heart was still broken after losing my BFF Muffin, but I reluctantly agreed. Then this tiny guy arrived at my door & that was it. He was Oreo & he was home. 🏡🥹💞🥰
A very small white & black fluffy puppy sleeping soundly on his side laying on a blanket with a tiny tennis ball & bright green alligator in front of him. It was his first big snoozle in his new home.
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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
You get me @rachelbraunigan.bsky.social. You really, really, REALLY get me. 🧘‍♀️✌️👵🥰🤭
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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
It's April 1st & I'm no fool...I couldn't wait to flip my @theherdhouse.bsky.social calendar to see the brave boy who encouraged me to never give up, Kiefer Sutherland! 🌻💪🤗
Kiefer Sutherland, an incredibly handsome floofy boy sitting next to his sunflower snuffle mat & looking  straight up towards the camera
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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I just saw Oreo stand on his hind legs for no reason, do his little tippy tap dance & then walk away. 😲🤯🎉 I cannot stop crying. 🙌😭🙌😭🙌😭 Please send Kleenex. Thank you. 🤧🥲🖤🤍🥰
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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Gladly!! 😘
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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Today is a most special holiday - it's #NationalOreoDay! 🎉 We all know it's really about this adorkable little white & black floofy boy. 🖤🤍🥰 But our hearts are big, so we'll celebrate the cookie too! We're nice like that. 🍪😁
A small white & black floofy dog with one ear up & one ear down looking up at the cameraAn open Oreo cookie with a heart shape cut out of its creamy white center
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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Big day - Oreo had a bath! 🛁 He stands on his hind legs in the sink with his front legs on the divider. I was nervous & prepared to bail if need be. Oreo got washed top to bottom, dried off & given more chicken jerky treats than usual. Obviously! 🤭 So proud of him! 🥲🙌🎉
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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Apologies for being tardy to the party*** but we wanted to wish Thunder & Miss Izzy's mom @maudegertrude.bsky.social a super duper extra special great big Happy Birthday!! 🥳🪩🎂🎁🎉 She's the bestest! 🤗🥰 *** Oreo wants everyone to know he's in no way responsible. 🙄🤭
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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
We had a follow up with the vet today & per Dr. Joel, Oreo's an all star patient! ⭐️ His back legs are getting stronger & he's moving much better. Dr. Joel knows Oreo's not a wild man, so I'll watch & see what he's comfortable with. In summation, woo hoo!!! 🙌🥰
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RAYGUN @raygunsite.com · 24/02/2026
Woke bitches winning? We love to see it. www.raygunsite.com #raygun
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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Finally got my act together & got a much needed Target delivery today. Thankfully Oreo is feeling more independent. (ex - I can go to the bathroom by myself again. 🤭) My order included blueberry cheesecake ice cream because of its obvious medicinal value. 🍨 Right? RIGHT?!?!?!? 😁
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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Since Oreo isn't allowed on the sofa right now, I put blankets down on his two favorite floor sleeping spots. He loves to spin around & make a nest, but he's been unable to do that. I got up this morning & found TWO nests!! 👀🎉🥲💜
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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Oreo had a mini stroke last week. 😢 His back legs are weak, but functioning. Can't run/jump so we'll work on that. Since I have personal experience, I'll coach & Al will be head cheerleader. 🐊📣 Pawsitive thoughts & good vibes are appreciated. He was there for me, I'll be there for him. 🐾💞🥰
Oreo, a small white & black fluffy dog holding & nomming on his BFF Al the Alligator's snout. Probably brainstorming physical therapy ideas.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Two days after Trump posts a racist video, he now attacks Bad Bunny: "Nobody understands a word this guy is saying." He adds: "There is nothing inspirational about this mess." FYI: The billboard behind Bad Bunny read: "The only thing more powerful than hate is love." #SuperBowl
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
So proud of you Minneapolis. Heroes.
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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Today is Penguin Awareness Day & in case you're unaware, I absolutely L🖤VE L🤍VE L🖤VE all things penguin! 🐧😘 How can you not?!?!? 🤗🥰
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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Martin Luther King Day 🕊️⚖️❤️
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SuzieQ and Mum @suzieqandmum.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Santa paws has been and it’s me birfday! And me friend Archie has come to celebwate wiv me! Oh what a day!!!🥳🎄🥳🎄🥳
A little brindle staffy with a red and green Christmas collar smiling at the camera beside her is her mate Archie he’s wearing antlers and also has a big smile on his face behind them as the Christmas tree and what mum caused the snack station on top of the fireplace.
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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Oreo knows all** his friends have been very good this year & Santa Paws will shower you with treats & presents! 🎄🌟🎅🎁 From our house to yours, happy & healthy Christmas wishes! ♥️💚 ** This even includes those who refuse to call him by his name. *cough* 😡 *cough* 😘
The face of a small white & black Yorkie with a black button nose wearing a Santa hat looking as sweet as can be
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Thundy, Izzy, and Lynn @maudegertrude.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
The perfect human is out there who will be a perfect match for Melia. Training costs are funded for the adopter or rescue group. A wonderful opportunity to grow and learn together. The sun will rise and set around the person who adopts Melia. Located in Hempstead, NY. Please share.
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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Absolutely no one should find my purchase from Target today the least bit interesting. 🥱 Oh wait. 😲 A certain not-so-happy someone might be amused &/or annoyed. BTW, Oreo says "Hey!" @isamiscreant.bsky.social 😡😘
A yellow Chobani Cookie Dough Coffee Creamer purchased for the sole purpose of annoying a certain someone who likes to call dogs, cats, lizards, narwhals, cheetahs, penguins - you name it - anything other than their actual name.
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Thundy, Izzy, and Lynn @maudegertrude.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Quick update. It’s been a long week. His incision has been draining and had a seroma on Sun when last at ED. It’s burst through the incision. It’s infected. They identified high volume of wbc and bacteria via microscope. They’re putting him under now to address. They can’t close it entirely as 1/
Thundy a black lab sitting with his head in a cone resting on his mom.
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Baby Violet,Daisy &Kirsten 💜🌼💕 @teacherkknu.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
PAW CIRCLE NEEDED FOR THUNDER Furreinds- Thundy is back in ER & we need to sends himb & his momb some lubs! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Goldendoodle putting her paws in for her beloved Thundy.
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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I just spoke with Thunder's mom @maudegertrude.bsky.social . Thunder's at home, but it's been a bit bumpy. As all pet parents would guess, she's not getting a lot of sleep. She truly appreciates all the good wishes coming their way & will post when she can. Extra big hugs for Thunder & Mom! 🤗🖤🥰
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isamiscreant 😡 @isamiscreant.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Please if you can repost and help 💔
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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Add five more and keep it going (Cause I like you 😉) @suzieqandmum.bsky.social 🥰 @cat4d1.bsky.social 🥰 @wenz.bsky.social 🥰 @pawprintonheart.bsky.social 🥰 @isamiscreant.bsky.social 🙄😡
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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Thunder & Izzy's mom is always the first one to help others. So if you can, please give. Every little bit will help! 🖤🤍🥰 ** Oreo approved this message. 🐾
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Thundy, Izzy, and Lynn @maudegertrude.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Please share Melia. Over 800 days in the shelter, that’s an eternity to a dog. She’s located in Hampstead, NY. #Adopt
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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
This result would make my parents proud, but seriously? SIX profanities? 😲 Online CJ clearly is unaware of Real Life CJ. 🤬😁
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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Other people's results are making me curious - exactly how foul mouthed am I @profanity.accountant? 😲🫣
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Wen Z @wenz.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Happy Pretend 18th Birthday Eve-Eve to Delilah! Lilah has long been a face-palmer—her face, my palm. But over time, her snuggling has also taken the form of face-forearming and -shinning, and the rarer face-footing, -wristing, -kneeing, -elbowing. ... #Caturday #Cats #CatsOfBluesky Ex- #BodegaCat
Lilah face-palming. A gray tabby cat is on her person's lap; the fingers and thumb of the human's right hand are gently cupping the cat's head and left ear as the cat presses her face into the human's palm. Only the cat's ears and her upper body are visible.Lilah face-forearming. A gray tabby cat is lying in such a way that she can nuzzle her person's lower arm, so, much of the cat's face is hidden. The human's hand is bent at the wrist to reach over the cat's head and massage the scruff of her neck. 

The cat's ears, one eye, and some whiskers are showing, as are her white chest and white front toes. 

She is purring.Lilah face-footing. A gray tabby cat is lying on the footrest of a recliner, with one side of her face resting on her person's sock-clad toes. Her eyes are closed, and one paw is curled under her chin. A strip of white fur is visible at the curve of her neck, and some white whiskers are showing.Lilah face-wristing, in a one-time-only appearance. A gray tabby cat is lying on her person's lap, displacing a laptop computer onto said person's knees and lower legs. The cat is pretty much disabling any computing by leaning her face against the human's left hand.

In fact, I'm not quite sure how the human, also known as me, managed to take this photo.
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Thundy, Izzy, and Lynn @maudegertrude.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Please repost Otis. No dog deserves to lose their life due to being stressed in a kennel environment. It’s very overwhelming for them. Fostering truly saves lives. New York.
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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite wild animal
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Some No Kings Day 2.0 pics!
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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Jeff Hiller won an Emmy tonight & I bawled like a baby. 🏆😭 If you haven't watched Somebody Somewhere on HBOMax, you really should. It will give you all the feels. 😊
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
No brush, no pencil. Just a typewriter. Artist James, using a 1930s Smith Premier typewriter, typed out this painting. #art #printer #unique #typewriter #illustration
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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Is Cantaloupe Chopper Upper a job title? 🤔 A shopper inadvertently put a cantaloupe in my order. No big deal, I love cantaloupe. Then I realized I have no idea how to deal with it. Thanks to YouTube, I sliced & diced it like a pro. 🔪🎉 Please keep me in mind for your next soiree. 😂
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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
This sweet woman is my mom & she passed away 18 years ago today. A week from today is her birthday. She was barely 5' tall but she was bigger than life. Her brand was kindness & spunk mixed with a whole lot of silly. To know her was to love her & I did. 🤗🌻🥰
Black & white head shot of a smiling woman with short dark hair & happy eyes
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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Keep seeing photos of Anne Hathaway filming The Devil Wears Prada 2 in a dress described as "stain glass inspired." I'm sorry, but that dress is clearly Partridge Family Bus Inspired. 🤭
Anne Hathaway walking on a NYC street wearing a sleeveless dress that was made with "stained glass inspired" fabric. Allegedly.The cast of The Partridge Family with their bright, multi colored bus.
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15/10 Foundation @15outof10.org · 11/07/2025
You all fully funded the $15,000 air transportation and medical care of 50+ shelter dogs in 16 MINUTES!!! 🤯 That is absolutely incredible and we are so beyond grateful. Our community never ceases to amaze us. We will keep you pupdated here ❤️‍🩹
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