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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's October 3rd 💗🩷💗🩷💗

The four stars of Mean Girls - Lacey Chabert, Rachel McAdams, Lindsay Lohan & Amanda Seyfried - doing a "shush" with their index fingers in front of their mouths.

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Exactly what I was thinking!! 🎵😄

Dick Van Dyke as the one man bank in Mary Poppins. He has a huge smile & is wearing all black surrounded by various instruments

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted." Dead/Not Dead Mitch McConnell to Elizabeth Warren, 2/17/2017 Two days later, this tattoo free old broad hauled herself to a shop & that was that. 👩‍🦳💪💙

Woman's left inner forearm tattooed with "Nevertheless, she persisted" tattooed in black script

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Angel(ish) Muffin wearing a birthday cake hat very begrudgingly is sending the gentlest of hugs. 🤗🥰 (Me & Oreo, too! 😊)

A close up of a tan Yorkie's face. She has on a white birthday cake hat with one candle & is absolutely not amused.

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Howdy Darla! In case no one's mentioned it, you are adorable. 🥰 This is Oreo & he loves making new friends! 💞

A floofy white & black dog with a black button nos looking up at their human wondering why they're taking a photo & not giving scritches.

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Oreo just noticed this afternoon that when I get up from the couch after eating crackers. there might be crumbs on the floor. He's lived with me for 10 years & 106 days. Not sure if I'm impressed or embarrassed for him.😳😁😂

A small white dog with black splotches & floppy ears is sitting & staring intently at the floor

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

The Muffin Club! 🥰 I couldn't decide on a name for her. After a few days of continually telling her she was a little love muffin, it was like "Duh, CJ!" 🤦💡😂

The head of a little tan & black Yorkie looking like she's backed into a berry muffin. She has a little strawberry on her head. ** No Yorkies were injured in the making of this photo. :-)

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I understand your desire for privacy, but you can always put big black lines/boxes over the things you don't wish to share. It's super simple to do!

A medical board certification with all personal information blacked out for privacy.

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Nothing but the goodest, strongest & most positive vibes for beautiful Miss Izzy & extra big hugs for you. 🤍🤗🥰 Power of the Paw! 🐾

A white/gray paw print on a pink background

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Al & Oreo Oreo & Al The real deals. 😁

A close shot of a white & black dog laying on his side with his green BFF Al the Alligator sleeping ion top of his head

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Is it this one by any chance? 🧸😁

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

What a shock, me too!! 🫨😄

A little white & black floofy puppy laying on his side on a white blanket with colorful polka dots. His little green BFF Gary the Gator is his pillow. His four paws are facing the camera & his little black tow beans are easy to see on his white paws.

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

But you obviously know that Oreo is a rootin' tootin' cowboy, so maybe you are too! 🤔 🤠

A close up picture of a little white & black dog, staring right into the camera & wearing a faux cowboy hat.

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Are you hangry, fren? Maybe you need a little snack. 🤷‍♀️

A blue rectangular package of Oreo Cookie Dough with the happy, smiling Pillsbury Doughboy holding an Oreo Cookie

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

I love penguins!! 🐧🖤🤍🥰 Not many people know that. 🤭😁

An inflatable penguin sitting by a wire sculpture of Big Ben while wearing z fuzzy black & white penguin hat that squeaks

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Ten years ago today a neighbor asked if I could possibly take care of a puppy for a few days. My heart was still broken after losing my BFF Muffin, but I reluctantly agreed. Then this tiny guy arrived at my door & that was it. He was Oreo & he was home. 🏡🥹💞🥰

A very small white & black fluffy puppy sleeping soundly on his side laying on a blanket with a tiny tennis ball & bright green alligator in front of him. It was his first big snoozle in his new home.

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

It's April 1st & I'm no fool...I couldn't wait to flip my @theherdhouse.bsky.social calendar to see the brave boy who encouraged me to never give up, Kiefer Sutherland! 🌻💪🤗

Kiefer Sutherland, an incredibly handsome floofy boy sitting next to his sunflower snuffle mat & looking straight up towards the camera

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

I think he might be working up to that! 💚 Muffin, my first pup, might be helping him. ☘️🤭

A small Yorkie leprechaun in a green dress & top hat. She's sitting on the handle of a stein filled with green beer that says, "Happy St Paddy."

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

I can't get this scene from Airplane! out of my head. 🤭😂

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Oreo's snoozle is over (for now 🤭), but this older pic is pretty much spot on! 💤🤫🥰

A small white & black dog sleeping on his side. His front paws are sticking straight out & his little black paw pads on his white paws are showing.

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Today is a most special holiday - it's #NationalOreoDay! 🎉 We all know it's really about this adorkable little white & black floofy boy. 🖤🤍🥰 But our hearts are big, so we'll celebrate the cookie too! We're nice like that. 🍪😁

A small white & black floofy dog with one ear up & one ear down looking up at the camera

An open Oreo cookie with a heart shape cut out of its creamy white center

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Carleton the Doorman 🤭😄 IYKYK

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Dogs are IN the Olympics, therefore dogs can WATCH the Olympics. Just ask Nazgul!! 😁

A 2 year old wolfdog, bounding in the snow during the women's cross country skiing event at the 2026 Olymics.

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Oreo had a mini stroke last week. 😢 His back legs are weak, but functioning. Can't run/jump so we'll work on that. Since I have personal experience, I'll coach & Al will be head cheerleader. 🐊📣 Pawsitive thoughts & good vibes are appreciated. He was there for me, I'll be there for him. 🐾💞🥰

Oreo, a small white & black fluffy dog holding & nomming on his BFF Al the Alligator's snout. Probably brainstorming physical therapy ideas.

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Martin Luther King Day 🕊️⚖️❤️

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

And coming right back to you my amazing-in-every-way friend! 🖤🤍💜🥰 For your New Year's Eve viewing pleasure, an oldie but a goodie...

The face of a small white & black dog with a little black button nose. He's wearing a crown & ready to rock in 2026 like the little prince he is.

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Oreo knows all** his friends have been very good this year & Santa Paws will shower you with treats & presents! 🎄🌟🎅🎁 From our house to yours, happy & healthy Christmas wishes! ♥️💚 ** This even includes those who refuse to call him by his name. *cough* 😡 *cough* 😘

The face of a small white & black Yorkie with a black button nose wearing a Santa hat looking as sweet as can be

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Absolutely no one should find my purchase from Target today the least bit interesting. 🥱 Oh wait. 😲 A certain not-so-happy someone might be amused &/or annoyed. BTW, Oreo says "Hey!" @isamiscreant.bsky.social 😡😘

A yellow Chobani Cookie Dough Coffee Creamer purchased for the sole purpose of annoying a certain someone who likes to call dogs, cats, lizards, narwhals, cheetahs, penguins - you name it - anything other than their actual name.

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Muffin, my first pup, was a vicious killer attack dog trapped in a 7 pound Yorkie's body. 💪 If she heard a leaf blow past a window, she lost her little mind. 😲🤭

A small tan & black Yorkie perched on the arm of a sofa & looking directly into the camera

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

This is Muffin & I lost her 11 years ago. I miss her every day. She was a ball of energy, never met a stranger & I can imagine her, Charlotte & Sherlock becoming bestest buddies. 🥰

A small tan Yorkie looking back towards the camera wearing a red bandana with a Winnie the Pooh & Eeyore patch & her name "Muffin" embroidered on it.

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Sweet Thunder, Oreo & I are sending the yappiest happiest birthday wishes & lots of love to you! 🥳🎂🎁🎈🪩🎉 (We had help from Muffin, who once wore this birthday cake hat under a great deal of duress. 😬🫣)

A small tan Yorkie wearing a birthday cake hat with a candle on top. She appears calm, but there is white hot anger boiling underneath.

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Happy 1st birthday wishes to you Spike!!! You look mighty handsome in your snazzy blue birthday chapeau. 🥰 Enjoy your special day! 🥳🎁🎂🪩🎉

Five cupcakes in rainbow colored paper cups with candles that spell Happy Birthday

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Oreo is very camera shy. Or maybe camera leery. Either way, he sees me hold the phone & he's off to the races! I've taken quite a few photos of his blurry hind end. 😳 I have no idea how or why he cooperated for this one, but he did! 🤷‍♀️🥰

A head shot of a shaggy white/black dog looking like the most sweetest little boy in the world. (FYI he is!)

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

O! 🖤 R! 🤍 E! 🖤 O! 🤍 He is occasionally a prince or a cowboy, but never cookie dough. 👑🤠🚫🍪 He L💗VES you 😡 One. 🤗😘🥰

A smol white & black dog wearing a crown

A smol white & black dog wearing a cowboy hat

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Shiver me timbers, Frodo! This is Muffin, my first pup & she would be very impressed with your jaunty Talk Like A Pirate Day attire! Arrrrgh.. 🖤🦜☠️

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Here's a newsflash, please take a deep breath & remain calm... you are not the boss of me. 👇🏻 This guy is. 👇🏻

A small white & black floofy dog with dark eyes & a black button nose looking earnestly up towards the camera.

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Absolutely loved this show with Jason Ritter. 🥰

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Same Spike. Same. 🙄🤍🖤

A small mostly white dog with black splotches sitting on the floor & looking an his Winnie the Pooh Christmas elf stuffie

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

I know you had fun Suzie & that's good enough for me! 🥰 Silly humans think it doesn't count unless there's a picture. That's why I refuse to cooperate whenever I see Mom hold the phone up to her face. So she takes pictures of me when I sleep without permission. 🙄🚫📸

A small white & black dog snoozling on his side with his BFF Al the Alligator on top of his head like some sort of weird sleeping cap.

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

O-R-E-O, Oreo. His name is Oreo. 🖤🤍🖤

A choclate Oreo cookie split open with a heart carved out of the yummy white cream canter.

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

I was thinking this might be a Michael Scott bargain bin suit purchase kind of situation. 🤭

Michael Scott from the TV show The Office wearing a dark colored suit without a breast pocket on the jacket. Shockingly, he is not aware it's a women's suit.

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

This sweet woman is my mom & she passed away 18 years ago today. A week from today is her birthday. She was barely 5' tall but she was bigger than life. Her brand was kindness & spunk mixed with a whole lot of silly. To know her was to love her & I did. 🤗🌻🥰

Black & white head shot of a smiling woman with short dark hair & happy eyes

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Just remembered a company here in DFW that's used this in their advertising. They seem to understand their super powers. 🥶💪🏻🤭

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

No, but since he's black & white he considers himself to be in formal wear 24/7. 🤭 Personally? I think a snazzy tie would zhuzh up the look! 😊

A small freshly groomed white & black fluffy dog sitting by his XMas Wnnie the Pooh stuffy

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

If you close your eyes really, really tight - it's the 1970's! You may even see yourself wearing bell bottoms & something with a lot of fringe. ☮️🎵🕶️✌🏻😄

Woman sporting a bandana on her head, sunglasses, big bell bottom blue jeans & a way cool fringed jacket

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Keep seeing photos of Anne Hathaway filming The Devil Wears Prada 2 in a dress described as "stain glass inspired." I'm sorry, but that dress is clearly Partridge Family Bus Inspired. 🤭

Anne Hathaway walking on a NYC street wearing a sleeveless dress that was made with "stained glass inspired" fabric. Allegedly.

The cast of The Partridge Family with their bright, multi colored bus.

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CJ Xtopher @cjxtopher.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Nope. Do require any further explanation or did "Nope" suffice? 🤷🏻‍♀️🤭 P.S. It's Oreo. O-R-E-O, Oreo. 🖤🤍🖤 Visual aid, just in case...

Half of an Oreo cookie with a heart shape cut out of the yummy white filling.

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