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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Golazo from Sidny Lopes Cabral, level again
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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I love this kid vomiting up FIFA
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Mordi is an Ania Magliano stan @mordi-rc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
NUEVA YORK PANTALONESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Andrew Ungvari @drewunga.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Big Sky Conference @bigskyconf.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Ella Brockway @ellabrockway.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The loophole that was opened during the 2016 World Series rain delay was officially closed during Jalen Brunson's 13-point fourth-quarter scoring run tonight
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Crattler @cjrattler.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Minnesota Timberwolves not even listed breaks my heart even more. They have a 72 year drought if you count the last time the Minneapolis Lakers won in 1954.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Jalen, Josh and Mikal:
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Crattler @cjrattler.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
“I love watching games for the refs” said no fan ever!!!!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Wemby elbows Naz Reid in the face, he was given a flagrant 2 and ejected
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Kurt Helin @basketballtalk.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Well, this is less than ideal.
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Crattler @cjrattler.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It’s so bad!
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Crattler @cjrattler.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 09/02/2026
the white supremacist alternative halftime show, very exciting stuff
kid rock looking 500 years oldsome nerd and a woman playing violin
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Crattler @cjrattler.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
They already had Luka Garza. What else do you need? Dude is elite!!
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 03/02/2026
From @theathleticfc.bsky.social: FIFA is selling parking passes at 2026 World Cup games in Los Angeles for $250 or $300 per matchday and per spot — more than the price of some actual match tickets.
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World Cup parking for $300? FIFA selling spots at L.A. games for more than tickets
There's plenty of focus on the price of 2026 World Cup match tickets, but simply driving to the stadium will come at significant cost, too
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Minnesota United FC @mnufc.com · 03/02/2026
Scenes from the inaugural MNUFC Power Soccer Invitational 🎥
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Absolutely beautiful and way more than 10,000
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Amber Woods @amberspeaks.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Reminder: The Epstein files aren’t delayed. A law is being broken. We’re still missing 99%.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 24/01/2026
Microsoft handed the government ecryption keys for customer data
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Microsoft handed the government ecryption keys for customer data
Microsoft complied with a warrant to hand over BitLocker recovery keys to the FBI, and privacy advocates are worried.
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Alex Pretti "used to tell people off when they made sexist comments to female physicians. He bought me coffee when I had a really bad day as an intern...I laughed alongside him daily. He made a point to teach medical residents without judgement, but with a smile on his face and a joke."
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
When you lose the conservative former child stars
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
“Right this moment, in newsrooms all across the country, there are untold Bari Weisses preaching the doctrines of high journalism while quietly going about the work of making the actual journalism suck.” - @tcraggs22.bsky.social defector.com/bari-weiss-i...
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Bari Weiss Is The Symptom | Defector
Who says Bari Weiss doesn’t know how to run a newsroom? “My general view here,” the CBS News editor-in-chief wrote in a memo before shelving the now-infamous 60 Minutes report on El Salvador’s CECOT c...
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Crattler @cjrattler.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Would someone please just give AgentForce™️ to Matthew McConaughey? The poor guy is no longer able to function as an adult without it.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 28/12/2025
had other responsibilities tonight so gave up on waiting for this, assumed the toaster was broken, instead we had what was clearly a rewriting of the script? he certainly did not stick the landing.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/12/2025
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
This week’s Just for Skeets and Giggles is out! Have a great weekend. open.substack.com/pub/statusku...
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
South Carolina scores a TD to extend its lead over No. 3 Texas A&M (it's now 30-3 at halftime) and then deals with a shoulder check from a Texas state trooper. 🏈 👮‍♂️ #CFB
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Wemby goes off the glass to himself for a slam 👽
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Sara Montour Lewis @saramontourlewis.com · 15/11/2025
I am dyyyyyying at how low Wemby has to crouch to push into Draymond’s shoulders. 😆
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Daniel Thompson @dr-thompson.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
This is simply BRILLIANT basketball television. Draymond trying absolutely EVERYTHING. But Wemby is inevitable. Kevin Harlan on the call is chef's kiss.
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Hoop Informatics @hoopinformatics.com · 15/11/2025
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Crattler @cjrattler.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
My leftist head handles this far superior setup every weekend!
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 20/10/2025
In case you missed it - Wazzu @ Virginia. Wazzu signals for a fair catch, but a different player catches the ball. That puts the ball at inside the 5, which sets up the game winning safety by Virginia.
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 19/10/2025
It's beautiful
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Aaron Gleeman @aarongleeman.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Twins have a 1,191-1,299 (.478) record in the 16 seasons of the Target Field era, which ranks 24th out of 30 teams. They've missed the playoffs in 11 of 16 seasons, including 4 of the last 5. They've lost 90+ games in 6 of 16 seasons. They've won 90+ games in 2 of 16 seasons.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 21/09/2025
All 13 touchdowns the Coast Guard Bears scored today against Nichols:
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 20/09/2025
Pudge like me rn.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64" Number 64: "FUCK!"
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 06/09/2025
Pudge has an entourage now.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 06/09/2025
BREAKING: Pudge the Cat is on the ground in Cincy.
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Crattler @cjrattler.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
No one cares about Skip Bayless. I wish he would go away.
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
The 'College GameDay' crew rocks Lee Corso headgear on ESPN. 🏈📺🎙️
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NBA Cobwebs @nbacobwebs.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
July 8, 1984: Alvin Robertson "comes out of the roof" for a putback dunk over Bill Walton during an exhibition game between the U.S. men's Olympic basketball team and a team of NBA players at Carver-Hawkeye Arena in Iowa City. The U.S. Olympians defeated the NBA squad, 92-79.
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Matt Norlander @norlander.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Portland's Yang Hansen pick is going to be laughed at around the league; it's one of the more shocking picks of the past decade-plus. Was also told by sources that a few agents were intentionally not sending their guys there because they didn't love the current state of the franchise.
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Crattler @cjrattler.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Nembhard is going back to the huddle and telling Coach “Dentyne”. @nba.com #NBAFinals
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander lying on the locker room floor in a tank and short with a leg sleeve on his side with one palm on the floor and the other arm/hand propping up his headJack holding up a pad while drawing Rose from Titanic
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