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Matthew M

@cjmatthews.bsky.social
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I am ashamed to say I haven't been able to open this app and read a single piece of news since around Thanksgiving. I feel like I had a mental breakdown. I have no idea what's going on, and at the same time, without knowing, I still feel no relief from the anxiety of knowing "What's Up (generally)".
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
@cjzero.bsky.social The Islanders just beat Las Vegas in OT on a SHORTY!
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
#NYR
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
This New York Rangers season will go down in history as one of the prime examples of why you shouldn’t buy season tickets for sports
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
@cjzero.bsky.social can we get a clip of the TNT crew as the guys from Slapshot?
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I actually don’t think the Dem spin on who did the shutdown is necessary because it is probably a good idea to try to limit government functions if you think the ruling party is doing accelerated fascism
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Nothing like the time honored tradition of the Mets missing the playoffs on the last day of the regular season by losing to the Marlins…
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Europe wins the Ryder Cup and Long Islanders go home sad! Have fun sitting in traffic!!!
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Live Laugh Latke
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Hey should I not pay my federal quarterly taxes by Monday? I feel like I'm not getting the bang for my buck that I should be getting...
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Concerning…
A tshirt with the words “just the tip” and under it an American flag facing south to north with one of the tips of the stripes looking like the tip of a bullet, and below the flag “DILLIGAF” aka Does it look like I give a fuck” aka insinuating…
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The City Reporter @thecityreporter.nyc · 21/08/2025
BREAKING: Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/20/w...
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Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips
THE CITY reported the incident to law enforcement and was promptly contacted by the Brooklyn U.S. attorney’s office.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Jessica: What he is doing with redistricting this cycle, going after universities and law firms, firing people who give him information he doesn't want like the head of the BLS… Gutfeld: What your alternative? Jessica: To have a democratic president.
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
@pablo.show *Jeremy Tache voice* Let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Amazingly, word for word what my 92 year old grandmother said to me today about my father
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Guilty as charged
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Best of 3, with 2 at home
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
Gerald and Kaleb from Clarkson's Farm
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Wrong move, Knicks
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Me, looking at my white John Starks jersey that I've had for 25 years, after wearing it out to the packed bar tonight, and looking at it for stains and not seeing anything... "OPSEC is clean"
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
@mtsw.bsky.social you know the drill…
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
@mets.com the new Mr Met leaves a lot to be desired, completely blew off the crowd on the way out of the coke deck tonight, couldn’t even turn for a quick picture
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
@wyshynski.bsky.social #jerseyfoul
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I, for one, welcome our future robot umpire overlords #mets
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Not that this quote in particular should be the big takeaway from this read, but boy this quote really feels like it's speaking to me personally and gives me hope for myself
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Sanders: I will tell you what I think the worst addiction in this country is, the most dangerous, and that is the greed of the oligarchs. Everybody wants to do well. These guys already have billions, tens of billions, hundreds of billions. How much money do you need?
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I was a lifelong liberal Democrat. Then I saw what kind of tax break the Republicans would give me if my salary ever jumps from $74,000 to $14 million.
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
For someone who is intrinsically connected to a company that has fulfilled more Make-A-Wish requests than any other person or organization on the planet, and also runs their own charity for sick children, there is no excuse not to know this.
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
JD: "Hey, you over there! Go open a business when you know nothing about it, don't have the materials or the environment for it, or aren't interested in doing it! We have to have our own isolated consumerism economy so our citizens can go into debt buying all the shit we produce here in the USA!"
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Things you don’t expect to see on the island of Manhattan: an oversized house on a trailer driving down second avenue
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
The world is my oyster: slimy, disgusting, and I don’t want any part of it.
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Never in my life have I been more aware of the persistent existence of the fast food fish sandwich than I am right now while watching sports
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/02/2025
media.tenor.com
a man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says that 's a shame .
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says that 's a shame .
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Sign me up
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
@pablo.show I was just thinking about your conversation on #LeBatard last week about Trump and the Executive Orders, and it occurred to me that he's using them like Tweets, because he knows nobody pays attention to those anymore, but this makes news headlines so people have to read them.
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
What the fuck is this scorebug?
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Nothing like supporting good journalism
Welcome to WIRED!
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
terrorscrolling
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Tonight is a 2 xanax night
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Sadly it is very hard to enjoy wrestling these days when you know the terrible beliefs and opinions of most of the people benefiting from your viewership. I stopped watching WWE a while ago, and wrestling as a whole about a year ago. I miss it, but can't justify watching anymore. I'll read sheets.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
AOC: I don’t care what Elon Musk is doing behind the presidential seal, but in this country we hate Nazis. Kind of like a foundational defining thing. Two of the foundational things about American history is that we beat the confederates and we beat the Nazis.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Social Media was a mistake
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
There are some who say “your life won’t change much when trump is President” and I get why they’re saying that in the sense that I’m well off and a citizen who was born here to parents who aren’t gonna be deported either, but all else aside fuck yourself, I have a conscience
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Nice
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Roy (R-TX): But to take this bill and congratulate yourself because it's shorter in pages, but increases the debt by $5 trillion, is asinine. And that's precisely what Republicans are doing.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
How it feels arguing on social media:
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Grandpa Simpsons standing in the stands holding an Old Man Yells At Crowd sign
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