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Matthew M

@cjmatthews.bsky.social
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
lol you idiots
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I am ashamed to say I haven't been able to open this app and read a single piece of news since around Thanksgiving. I feel like I had a mental breakdown. I have no idea what's going on, and at the same time, without knowing, I still feel no relief from the anxiety of knowing "What's Up (generally)".
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Please, make them on soft shirts
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
@cjzero.bsky.social The Islanders just beat Las Vegas in OT on a SHORTY!
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Are you mentally ill?
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Resign, retire, re-think your approach
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
You need to retire
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
You fool
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
#NYR
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
This New York Rangers season will go down in history as one of the prime examples of why you shouldn’t buy season tickets for sports
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Steinway, or some sort of beer garden
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
One out of five...
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a man with a beard and mustache is talking about performance issues
ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is talking about performance issues
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
🎯
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
That was @theonion.com
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I bought a Breville during COVID, and I'm still learning to dial in beans, and use the steam wand. But I can make my own iced latte at home during the summer and not spend $10+ on one every morning, so that's a victory in my book.
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
If you don't succeed by next year's Halloween it'll still make for a great costume
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Cry more, losers
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
As a Jewish New Yorker, he owes me no special treatment, he just owes everybody equal treatment.
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
False
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Hell yeah
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and @schumer.senate.gov look like clowns, and not just because of this but especially because of this. I hope someone younger and more in touch runs against them.
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Funny how that works. Not voting for @schumer.senate.gov next time around.
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
At least put on the foil!
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a group of men are sitting in a locker room with the words putting on the foil below them
ALT: a group of men are sitting in a locker room with the words putting on the foil below them
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
@cjzero.bsky.social can we get a clip of the TNT crew as the guys from Slapshot?
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Wait till Trump hears about it and makes them take it down
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Fuck off
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Oh fuck you
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Unfollow
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Retire loser
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I could use a summary like this on a daily/weekly basis, it's so hard to keep up with everything happening these days.
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Get their asses!
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
They don’t care about either issue, they stand there or in the general area every day and never take any action. Literally synonymous location for buying counterfeit merchandise in the city is literally where NYPD HQ and courts are. They turn a blind eye.
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
You’re done, pack it up and go home
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
GOAT wrestling video game. Can still go back and play a full Royal Rumble for 2+ hours and have a great time 25 years later.
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
If only they became LIRR conductors instead. They'd make twice as much money, do half as much work, scam just as much overtime, and still complain all the same.
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Hey now, I'll be 39 next month!
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Mmmmmm, spicy rolls... 🤤
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
That was Chavo
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Jets will run one on the first play on purpose, as tribute
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Otherside
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I actually don’t think the Dem spin on who did the shutdown is necessary because it is probably a good idea to try to limit government functions if you think the ruling party is doing accelerated fascism
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I'm blaming it on the Underpants Gnomes
The Underpants Gnomes from South Park. Phase 1: Shut down the government. Phase 2: ?  Phase 3: Profit
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Nothing like the time honored tradition of the Mets missing the playoffs on the last day of the regular season by losing to the Marlins…
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Europe wins the Ryder Cup and Long Islanders go home sad! Have fun sitting in traffic!!!
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
The guy with classified documents in his bathroom said what now?
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
FYI, his interest in Ron Paul is most likely rooted in him being a meme on 4chan back in the day knowyourmeme.com/memes/people...
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Ron Paul | Know Your Meme
Ron Paul (born August 20, 1935) is an American physician and legislator who served as the U.S. Representative for Texas from 1976 to 2013 and a nominee for
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
“Better” is subjective to these people
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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Matthew M @cjmatthews.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Live Laugh Latke
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