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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷

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Brain-injured Blue Jays ⚾ fan just trying to survive this airborne pandemic, societal collapse and the Blue Jays front office. #MasksWork so wear the best one you can. Your brain is a dreadful thing to lose to a virus. Ask me how I know.

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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 20h
Same re: my parents and the Charitable Donations. Every single year, for decades, they donate a very similar large amount and every year they are challenged and have to submit their proof...
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Struggling to disagree.
Tweet (account redacted) on the elimination of the Dodgers from the MLB playoffs: "And fuck Eric Lauer"
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Sportsnet with the Ohtani erasure. Ngl. Rather loving it.
Screenshot of Sportsnet MLB Central chyron 
"Home Runs in Series": Brewers: 7   Dodgers: 0
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I simply cannot be happier to have lost. The evil bracket that I got had the Dodgers winning the WS.
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Guillermo Martinez, hitting coach, Milwaukee Brewers 😬 Yes. That Guillermo.
Guillermo Martinez hugging Christian Yelich after the Milwaukee Brewers win the National League Pennant.
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
And for me. And you.
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Sitting in my dentist's waiting room this morning was a young man wearing a T-shirt that said "Everybody vs Covid-19". Maskless. Sometimes I despair about the big brains part.
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Pam M 🇨🇦 @pam111.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'd love to see the bike lane removal protests turn into a full-blown general strike against the Ford government that results in his resignation. #ONpoli
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Happy Batflippiversary to everyone, whether you celebrate or not! (If not, honestly, why not?!)
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Had mine for breakfast! (Incl stuffing.) Only now realizing I forgot the cranberries.
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Aaron Cameron @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I know for a lot of y'all Tim Anderson isn't much of a sympathetic figure, but Josh Donaldson dickish, derisive "Jackie" digs at Anderson probably should disqualify him from front-facing broadcast gigs like this one, but what do I know?
Josh Donaldson is working for MLB Network this week as a guest analyst
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
*Dumlings People don't know there's a 'b' in.........
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
People don't know there's a 'b' in dum.....
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I was explaining to my dad that Curtis Granderson is the baseball Pinball Clemons. Both irreplaceable treasures.
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🫂
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I don't want to go check. Can someone tell me if MB or ABS have suddenly ceased to exist?
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Paused the game to tell my dad the moving story of Alex Vesia, WS25, the Blue Jays pitching staff etc. Dad was like, what a place to stop.
Photograph of TV, with Brewers/Dodgers game paused on Alex Vesia picking his ass.
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Asher, J.P H**rnstra will never be funny enough to deserve a RP. #LiarLiarPantsOnFire #StillAnnoyed
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🤬 I will be your alibi. No questions asked.
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You just can't hate Tim Mayza
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Totally with you re: Dodgers elimination, hopefully embarrassingly. (Which is your team?)
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I believe this should help.
Chase DeLauter was born in Frederick, Maryland, and grew up in Martinsburg, West Virginia.
• Birthplace: Frederick, Maryland (born October 8, 2001)
• Where he grew up: Martinsburg, West Virginia (in the Eastern Panhandle region)
• High School: Hedgesville High School in Hedgesville, West Virginia, where he played baseball, basketball, and football
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They'd better get a move on.
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🤢
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Go Sox!
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have gone back and forth 5 times. I'm landing on No. But holy fuck.
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Getting to the point that I wish it was me.
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
age yourself with a childhood crush (This may or may not give some insight into my love of Dave Stieb.)
Tom Selleck as Magnum, PI
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Jen the Feisty Librarian @feistywaters.com · 09/10/2026
Cold and flu season is year round now that we live in an ongoing pandemic that most people stopped caring about 4-5 years ago, hope that helps.
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This truly looks like some horror flick where D'ugh is sucking the literal life force out of Prince Edward through his hand. You can see the prince shrinking and imploding before our very eyes.
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Avi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 09/10/2026
We won’t stand by while Mark Carney launches the biggest attack on workers’ rights, Indigenous rights, and the environment that we've seen since the Harper era. Join our emergency town hall on October 14th, and let’s build the power to stop Bill C-39 together. RSVP here: www.ndp.ca/stop-bill-c39
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
questions?
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Had to scroll a very long way to finally get to this. Can't believe it's not more common. 👊
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
For a good laugh: youtu.be/ssdN9gntqDw?...
youtu.be
Peter Kay - Misheard song lyrics
YouTube video by Legends of Comedy
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh... I read the sentence wrong! I thought it was 3 parts. 1) explanations of icing, 2) how one would see (recognize) icing and 3) how icing was not called icing. lol
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was tracking until...how/why was icing not called icing?
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thank you. Yes. I saw that. And, with decision fatigue added onto my (post-viral) brain injury, sifting through all that to make a decision is more than I'm capable atm. Good luck with your decisions and working out access. 🫶
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Honestly, having endured the video, I kinda feel I missed out on going with "...sound like whore".
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I wish I had a solid grasp on the science (if such exists) to decide whether it's worth all the effort at this point. As one able to tolerate mRNA vaccines, the question for me is efficacy/longevity/variety etc. Over the past 6 ish years, I've had 4? NVX shots. I'm just really tired and need help.
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You should have seen the sneering disgust look I got in response to inquiring if my L*blaws pharmacy was going to be offering it. I hadn't even finished the last syllable of the question before she shot out "No!" - but further inquiry showed she didn't even know what I was asking about. 🙄
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having not yet recovered from my first and, hopefully, last viewing of that spectacle, I'm now spending too many innings wondering what is the difference between these two pronunciations. Can think of no other pronunciation for war. (Q, does "worr" sound like wore?)
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Rev. Benjamin Cremer @brcremer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you are feeling hopeless and overwhelmed right now, please know that not only did the enormous political propaganda machine not work on you, but you are the exact kind of person we need to engage, raise your voice, vote, and speak truth to power. We need you. Do not give up.
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can you imagine being that Yankees fan who assured the prompt exit of their team from the postseason? Do you think they're going to show that ball around to friends and family? Display it in a place of honour? Yeesh.
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Taylor Noakes @taylornoakes.com · 06/10/2026
We can thank Mark Carney for (once again) selling out Canadians to American Big Pharma #cdnpoli
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I had only committed to remaining ignorant of the helmet ad and that other thing. I'm not sure how much benefit searching "what is N*vig" is if I didn't go to a site and would never use it. But you are correct. I blame people for all the cryptic teasers.
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not having been subjected to this in Canada, after hearing so many of you comment, I unfortunately looked up what N*vig is. That is disgusting. Get your porn and gambling out of baseball. Also, just saw Vladdy in some gambling ad?! Aw come on, man.
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CJ is..... ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What does this actually mean?
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