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Call me up day or night free drinks and bad advice. And it's not much, but my money's on you (they/them/their)

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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 8h
Health Care.
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 8h
Charlie, you need to set up a press conference. You've got something to say.
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 11h
She was so great, she finished the job in only five days! Now that's gumption!
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 11h
This is the closest I get to a voter's guide.
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 12h
Holy Carp, y'all, we finally found a unit shorter than a Scaramuchi. The Zacharia, five days long.
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Remember how hopped up mad MAGA got when the FBI went to the current president's golf motel after several warnings?
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Dominos. One falls, and the others follow inevitably.
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Where o where is Lars Ulrich when we need him?
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
What a bunch of spiteful little bitches. Thanks, Congress.
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This I can get behind.
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
How can you argue with watertight logic like that? The art of the deal, man. Declare the reality you like, then sit back and watch reality rush to please you.
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
**Starting** to look. Welcome to 2015, Mr Tusk.
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thoughts and prayers.
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Boy, that sure was lucky, that this 'Greek' tanker just happened to fill up with diesel fuel two weeks ago and head for a country that makes more diesel fuel than it uses but wants to buy some suddenly.
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oy.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Will anyone ask Trump or @MarshaBlackburn or @BrentTaylorTN about this today? Seems like a clarksville type Q 🤷🏼
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I know that rest stop. (:
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah, but the point isn't the guys who left. The important thing is the guys who stayed. (I know that sounds solipsistic but it's legit.)
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
But it's worked so well for me over the past 40 years....
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I do like his new wig tho. Much more natural than the old one.
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How to corruptly win an election, Part 393.
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Unfortunately, if there were an election today, I'd lay good odds on most of that 31% of former Trump voters voting for him again. (Despite the fact that voting for him again is unconstitutional.)
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't have vindictive parents/family. I don't have a conflict avoidant boss. I am in very little danger being out. So I kind of consider it an obligation to those who can't come out.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Going on record to say that for any company in America given the choice between 1. AI productivity gains mean our 10,000 employees can work 4 days a week. 2. AI productivity gains mean we can layoff 2,000 employees and have 8,000 people work 5 days a week. None will choose option (1).
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We said this about Reagan too.
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Agreed. Chef's kiss.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Even Dumocrats should know this. Duh.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 07/10/2026
You hysterical idiots. Donald Trump wasn’t asking Iran to attack LA or San Diego, he was just talking in a completely incoherent way that we have chosen to interpret as saying it would be bad if that happened. And it’s actually good that he talks like that,
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's like they don't even care enough about us to make their lies believable.
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 07/10/2026
Props to the photo editor for getting this down to the vast and trunkless legs of stone
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Imagine being so radioactive that even Greg Abbott says "Nah fam I'm good."
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hmmm. But rats don't get to see Weird Al tonight.
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If it's just artificial, maybe we should invite Iran to take out Mar A Lago--somewhere nobody cares about. This is a very small price to pay.
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The federal government has been lying to us for decades. Right now they just care less about seeming credible and obscuring facts.
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It can all be dependably tracked back to Reagan.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If Democrats want to regain working people, they must disavow Big Money. They must hammer economic populism — and have a laser focus on the cost of living crisis in America. There’s no way the party can speak for or represent the working class in America if it's beholden to corporate interests.
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have been told I'm no longer allowed to read "Those Who Walk Away from Omelas" in a manner that suggests correlation to AI.
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is the word "Refineries" raising the price of petrol because it's being said too much, or because it's not being said enough?
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Zaslav have very sad life. Zaslav will probably have very sad death. At least there is symmetry.
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And so much for 'The Worst of the Worst'.
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CJ [Error: User Found] @cjcoyote.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Another agent hallucinated that a car was going to bite him or something.
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