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Citizen Gorgeous

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 12h
I cannot recommend enough spending 3 hours drawing out something with a pencil and ruler and then throwing it away and painting it in 5 minutes instead
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gas station/auto repair shirts. No.
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Shared Instagram account? Please immediately go to hell.
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
DON’T SAY: I don’t like that. DO SAY: That’s not the shape of my heart.
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know we’re all really looking forward to It Happening but I honestly don’t think anything will change. Actually, it might get worse.
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bro why is your Instagram listed as a business account what is wrong with you
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*hannah realizing jessa and adam are in love moment*
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A red flag for me is someone that goes to a lot of straight weddings.
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s monday again
arnold swartzinbigger taking a selfie and a terminator smiling like a doofus behind him
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My greatest achievement is my three kids — 🤢 barrrrrrrrrf
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The most insane person you know is awake right now asking Google Gemini if they’re the villain.
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wearing glasses to make yourself look smarter. Thinking you’re doing some kind of nerd-to-jock reveal? Yikes.
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Should I do something……. Dramatic?
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
nglinthinkeveryoneislkannoying
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If Facebook is for boomers then surely AI belongs to Gen X. It’s their generation’s jingling keys
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Honestly, Martin Crane is so toxic and it doesn’t get talked about enough.
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The great think about the Zelda OoT remake is that it’s a non-compulsory purchase. You don’t have to play it.
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My coworker asked “how do you not have an AirTag on your keys?” — is this something everyone does? Am I the only person that just does not care if I lose my keys?
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Plus, he looked fat that one time 🤭
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Girl, the war
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Now why are you putting “white” in your Grindr display name?
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Nothing convinces you better that men’s fashion is in crisis than a lap around Simon’s
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If Montreal is so good how come it has to import all of its gays from Toronto for Pride every year
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
There are so many people on Instagram having made-up conversations with themselves pretending to be therapists omg
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I think we should stop indulging musicians and their use of intercap and upper/lower case usage. Enough!
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
There isn’t a single password in my entire keychain that hasn’t been compromised. I have never bothered to address any of them.
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What’s worse festival season or decorative gourd season
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
“Festival season” I would rather d eye
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Genuinely has anyone looked into the use of finestride and the male friendship recession
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Just utterly shamed a friend into deleting his fb marketplace ad for an opened, half-used tub of TILE GROUT. Baby! You don’t need that $15 that badly!
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I just submitted a comment to Toronto City Council for consideration this Wednesday, demanding they pass a Moratorium on AI Data Centres NOW! Write one here: actionnetwork.org/letters/mora...
actionnetwork.org
FLOOD CITY COUNCIL'S MOTION COMMENTS — AI DATA CENTRE MORATORIUM NOW!
On Wednesday, July 29th, Toronto City Council is considering two motions on AI Data Centres in the GTA: The Hyperscale Stack Data Centre in Scarborough and the Microsoft Data Centre in Etobicoke. Bi...
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Presented, without comment
Twitter screenshot from user @sfeegs_ :
Someone who disappoints you on your birthday hates your fucking GUTS
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I’m listening to 00s hit What About Us? by RnB icon, Brandy
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Is there a word for when you’re trying to be more of a feelings person and then you find yourself endlessly surrounded by “No Feelings, Plz” people?
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You should be able to bring your own booze to the bar.
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
*drinking coconut water* Blegh! This water tastes like it came out of a coconut!
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Jezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Hilton’s former boarding school, Provo Canyon School for Girls, has been ordered to shut down after years of abuse allegations www.jezebel.com/paris-hilton...
jezebel.com
Paris Hilton and More Survivors Win Fight to Shut Down Former ‘Troubled Teen’ Facility
Hilton’s former boarding school, Provo Canyon School for Girls, has been ordered to shut down after years of abuse allegations.
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
How do I get into Project Runway bluesky
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Hell yeah
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Two girlies on the bus complaining about how dangerous the Toronto aubyway is. “It should be like New York where there’s a cop on every train” — why?? So they can accidentally shoot you???
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Reminder that Taylor Swift is under contract as the “ambassador” to New York — she had to get married there. They forced her into MSG. She had a gun to her head when she said I do.
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Every time someone wants to start a war we should just kill them
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The new e-ink next departure signs I finally saw this weekend are cool by the way!
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Where does the love go?
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Similarllaralrly, if you’re taking the UP home from a Jays game the fare should be 25x the cost :)
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Also on that note, if your journey doesn’t begin/end at YYZ/Union then the fare should cost 3x as much :)
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Kind of crazy that the UP Express feels like an old jalopy already. The chugging engine, squeaking cars, beige interior. It’s by far the best option for the airport of course, but eesh. It feels aged.
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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Disclosure Day was one of the most moronic things I’ve seen in a while.
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Maya Kaufman @mayakaufman.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
INVESTIGATION: 🚨 A Polymarket exec used a personal PayPal account to pay major political influencers like Riley Gaines and Brian Krassenstein, who then hyped how "accurate" Polymarket is at predicting outcomes. We uncovered $350,000+ flowing to influencers this way www.politico.com/news/2026/06...
politico.com
‘Unbelievable how accurate’: How paid influencers hype Polymarket’s odds
The company’s chief marketing officer, Matthew Modabber, used a personal PayPal account to send money to content creators, according to records reviewed by POLITICO.
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