iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

“Suggested for you” AKA the fuckboy parade.

Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I cannot recommend enough spending 3 hours drawing out something with a pencil and ruler and then throwing it away and painting it in 5 minutes instead

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Gas station/auto repair shirts. No.

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Shared Instagram account? Please immediately go to hell.

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

DON’T SAY: I don’t like that. DO SAY: That’s not the shape of my heart.

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

We got wanna dem at da freakin’ airport

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If she claims that, why pay any attention to her? Why subject the rest of us to having to hear that? Good grief.

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It will take nothing short of dragging his corpse around the city and total denunciation to convince me anything will change

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I know we’re all really looking forward to It Happening but I honestly don’t think anything will change. Actually, it might get worse.

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Bro why is your Instagram listed as a business account what is wrong with you

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

*hannah realizing jessa and adam are in love moment*

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A red flag for me is someone that goes to a lot of straight weddings.

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Lollllll this was something a guy on TV said in response to a Q! Even the host was like… well yeah, but maybe be more specific

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My greatest achievement is my three kids — 🤢 barrrrrrrrrf

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The most insane person you know is awake right now asking Google Gemini if they’re the villain.

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Wearing glasses to make yourself look smarter. Thinking you’re doing some kind of nerd-to-jock reveal? Yikes.

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Should I do something……. Dramatic?

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If Facebook is for boomers then surely AI belongs to Gen X. It’s their generation’s jingling keys

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Surely it’s just a brand at this point? He isn’t putting pen to paper

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Honestly, Martin Crane is so toxic and it doesn’t get talked about enough.

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The great think about the Zelda OoT remake is that it’s a non-compulsory purchase. You don’t have to play it.

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

My coworker asked “how do you not have an AirTag on your keys?” — is this something everyone does? Am I the only person that just does not care if I lose my keys?

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Incredible. Evenly-spaced double-sided half slices

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

What even is the new Star Wars movie these days?

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Plus, he looked fat that one time 🤭

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Now why are you putting “white” in your Grindr display name?

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Nothing convinces you better that men’s fashion is in crisis than a lap around Simon’s

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

If Montreal is so good how come it has to import all of its gays from Toronto for Pride every year

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

There are so many people on Instagram having made-up conversations with themselves pretending to be therapists omg

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I think we should stop indulging musicians and their use of intercap and upper/lower case usage. Enough!

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

There isn’t a single password in my entire keychain that hasn’t been compromised. I have never bothered to address any of them.

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

What’s worse festival season or decorative gourd season

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

“Festival season” I would rather d eye

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Genuinely has anyone looked into the use of finestride and the male friendship recession

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Just utterly shamed a friend into deleting his fb marketplace ad for an opened, half-used tub of TILE GROUT. Baby! You don’t need that $15 that badly!

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Calculators perform one task. Well. Hope that helps.

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I also forgot those that began their journey after already enlisting etc. the whole thing is a nightmare.

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Citizen Gorgeous @citizengorgeous.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Why would any trans person ever sign up to serve a country that is trying to destroy them?

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