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Cilantro

@cilantroll.bsky.social
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Fuck ICE forever. If you see me yelling at some fascist about how their children don't love them and how they'll never see the Light of Heaven, please remind me to shut the fuck up and touch grass He/him

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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 4h
It's microblogging in its purest form. Just puttin' your thoughts on the wind
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 5h
Put this man in the moon cannon
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 5h
Felons, eh? That word tells me so much about you
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The Wokest Ginger @nonemorewoke.bsky.social · 7h
Fear Factory
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is blood libel but for Arabs. You are a real dickhead bro
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You're right he was only found civilly liable for rape. And defamation against the victim. Much better
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Your children do not love you, and are embarrassed any time you rant about the *insert slur here*. You will not see the light of Heaven, unless you sharply change course.
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm not going to your pedophilia app I've encountered gazawood conspiracies before. It's no different from Holocaust denial. Which you've likely also done.
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bro you just said "islamonazis" get off your high horse
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You okay bud?
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Listening. Learning.
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pointing at the groypers and saying "I'm a conservative but not like *those guys*"
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Horrifying
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We aren't really expecting you to. You're a bloodthirsty ghoul who won't be convinced by anything we say, anyway. But maybe someone else will
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good fucking God, even worse
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Valid block. Probably talking about the botched execution
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think you should get one of those half marathon stickers but instead of 13.1 it just says IAH
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh look, it's the nyt opinion section
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The reason Trump is bad is cuz he's bad. He's a rapist, a fabulist, and a conman. Who gives a fuck if he's a felon
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Are felons Less than non-felons?
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No blood can sate the bloodthirsty
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sick
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think this trump guy might be some kind of racist or something
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah? So? My neighbor is a felon and he brings over some excellent pumpkin spice biscotti every fall
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Citation needed
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Looks a bit like Big Brother, eh bud?
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tillis will go down in history as the global hero that destroyed the United States military
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 05/10/2026
hey it’s a gay bar story about who to actually be mad at
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No notes
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Blocked for boomer emoji Just use words grandpa
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 04/10/2026
no, she’s the wolf from a 4th or 5th century mosaic depicting the founding of Rome
The she-wolf who nurtured Romulus and Remus, depicted in mosaic form as a maniacal black dog with sharp teeth and white eyes.
My dog, bearing an uncanny resemblance to the maniacal mosaic wolf.
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How could someone walk out of that movie without muttering "wow what a fucking psycho"
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The right is real sensitive about being called pedophiles, while posting on the pedophilia app
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bout to try poppers for the first time
Weird grocery store find: pop tarts strawberry crunch poppers
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's a big honker of a pumpkin. It's a moment to rejoice at the wonder of this world. Shut the absolute fuck up
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can we not have a little joy for a single second? Will I ever see respite from orange-man-bad horseshit?
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🦇 bat 🦇 millman @mpoltonsimon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s the thing about systemic violence. You’re part of that system whether you like it or not. You’re gonna be victim or perpetrator unless you actively jam the gears of that machine
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Had I not played this incredible game, I too would've thought it was slop. But, as the alt text says, the game's aesthetic of 1960's apple pie Nazism is just exactly the aesthetic of AI Facebook slop. Fuckin' wizards over there at id Software
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hallo schatz my reich und I have been watching you from across ze bar and I must say we like your style even more than I like this tasty schnapps und milkenshake
its gunther from the ss or whatever his name is, as appearing in the wolfenstein "roswell" level, which incidentally captures the AI aesthetic perfectly
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ok Poindexter
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Seems to be a bot doing this as copypasta to anything mentioning a Republican. Attached is a gif of some kind of riot
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
About billionaires? Cool and good About Jews? Fuckin uh-oh
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He's really the only successful vaguely-left politician in either country. We're all spiritual New Yorkers RN Too bad MoReNa doesn't have that much cultural pull up here
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The comments to this account are kind of like an open mic. It's okay to be a bit out of pocket, just don't take that shit to the main stage
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Americans be normal about death challenge level impossible
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sorry for my rudeness. To me, you did come off like that. I saw your post as an example of the liberal tendency to ignore everything except Orange Man Bad. You know, once we get rid of the Cheeto in the white house, America will be great again. That kinda shit. Sorry for my misunderstanding.
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lots of things are true. Why didn't you point out all the other things
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm certain it does, but how far down the list of importance do you think it is? I'm not annoyed that you're wrong, I'm annoyed that you're making this about your personal distaste for orange man
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Okay but like this isn't about the orange man. I understand the Drumpf is bad and all, but this is a societal issue
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