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Matt

@ciarvella.com
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Dad, Swordfighter, Nature Enthusiast, Occasional Writer, Full Time Nerd, Runner who will never pass you out on the trail.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
jesse eisenberg played mark zuckerberg so well I've hated him for more than a decade and apparently he's now donating his kidney to a stranger i can admit when i judged someone poorly
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
sure gas is headed to $8/gallon but at least cornell got rid of their gender studies classes. or at least i think they did, i haven’t checked and if im being honest i wouldnt really know if they had or hadnt because it doesnt affect me but it makes $8/gallon gas all worth it
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
@citizencohn.bsky.social on how Trump destroyed the US EV industry www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-elec...
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Trump Destroyed the EV Industry, Just When We Need It Most
Those gas guzzlers he loves sound a lot less appealing when filling them costs $4 a gallon.
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Matt @ciarvella.com · 19/03/2026
I got to work on a couple of these restoration projects and even though it's sad to hear all the baby plants I nurtured probably didn't survive the flooding, it's amazing that the enhancements to the floodplain did exactly what we hoped they would do!
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
see? here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared
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Matt @ciarvella.com · 14/03/2026
One of my favorite trees uprooted during the snowstorm today and I'm really going to miss it. It was a great climbing tree for my kids.
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Matt @ciarvella.com · 14/02/2026
Took my kids to the monthly school fundraiser movie. This month was Dog Man. I've watched a lot of movies with my offspring but this one... did not spark joy. Being bored out of my mind while simultaneously considering the existential horror of the premise made the 89 minute runtime truly surreal.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Italians, your white card has been revoked. Stefani Germanotta is a perfidious latin
Illegal aliens and Latin hookers twerking at the SuperBowl. 

Not a single white person or English translation at the Super Bowl.

This isn’t White enough for me. 

Cant even watch a Super Bowl anymore because immigrants have literally ruined everything.
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Matt @ciarvella.com · 09/02/2026
Seahawks!!!!!!!
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome
IWW IU 520 (Railroad Workers) PRESENTS:

TROLLEY PROBLEM SOLUTION

"Slip the switch" by flipping it while the trolley's front wheels have passed through, but before the back wheels do. This will cause a controlled derailment bringing the trolley to a safe halt.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Let's do this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...
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You are being misled about renewable energy technology.
YouTube video by Technology Connections
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 26/11/2025
Fifteen Years xkcd.com/3172/
Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.
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Larry Hryb, Gamer Emeritus @hryb.me · 22/11/2025
20 years ago today Xbox 360 launched. The power was never the console - it was you. You camped out at midnight, built lasting communities, and showed us what gaming could mean. You made that generation endure for two decades. Thank you.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful. Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened. This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/11/2025
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Matt @ciarvella.com · 09/11/2025
Oh my goodness, what a game! #SeaKraken
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 23/10/2025
It was the easiest, one question, open book test in American history. And we are all suffering due to their failure. I will never forget, and never forgive the people who did this to us.
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Matt @ciarvella.com · 10/10/2025
We may never lose again! #SeaKraken
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Matt @ciarvella.com · 10/10/2025
Release the #kraken!
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Matt @ciarvella.com · 08/10/2025
Sometimes I see cool things out in the field, like this orbweaver spider.
A spider in a web
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Matt @ciarvella.com · 30/09/2025
Got the ol' double flu/COVID shot in the arm today and I am feeling soooooore right now.
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Matt @ciarvella.com · 23/09/2025
Being a gamer dad means that, moving forward, at least some of the achievements on my profile are going to be from the Paw Patrol game.
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Matt @ciarvella.com · 14/09/2025
I'm at the "I deserve a medal for taking a shower and brushing my teeth" level of being sick.
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Matt @ciarvella.com · 05/08/2025
This cat is my new cat! Nothing is wrong with my other cat, we just felt like we needed one more cat than we had originally.
Orange tabby cat looking directly at the camera.
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Matt @ciarvella.com · 03/08/2025
Just another day at the office.
A first person view from the controls of a heavy duty mower cutting through six foot tall grass.
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Gabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Happy Father's Day! www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2012/1...
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Mindcraft - Penny Arcade
Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.
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The Seattle Times @seattletimes.com · 20/04/2025
Washington Sen. Bill Ramos died suddenly while running on Saturday, according to his wife, King County Councilmember Sarah Perry. He was 69 years old.
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WA state senator, a pillar in Eastside community, dies suddenly at 69
Washington Sen. Bill Ramos died suddenly while running on Saturday, according to his wife, King County Councilmember Sarah Perry. He was 69 years old.
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Matt @ciarvella.com · 12/04/2025
Cherry blossoms at the University of Washington campus.
A photo of pink and red flowers against a blue sky.
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Matt @ciarvella.com · 09/04/2025
It's new #chicken day! It took a couple of tries and getting up exceptionally early to go wait in line for several hours, but I'm happy to bring these little ones home to join my flock.
A picture of three baby chickens sitting in bedding under a red heat lamp.
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Matt @ciarvella.com · 05/04/2025
The Pacific Trillium, my favorite flower. These are from my backyard!
A close up image of a white flower with green leaves.Two white flowers with green leaves in a woodland setting.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 04/04/2025
"Stand up straight with your fucking shoulders back, stop chasing get-rich-quick schemes and porno fantasies, get a job and try talking to that girl you like and listening when she talks to you." www.liberalcurrents.com/the-new-gend...
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The New Gender Synthesis
To be only masculine or only feminine is to be half a human being.
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Matt @ciarvella.com · 03/04/2025
Daccord with the shutout! #SeaKraken
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Matt @ciarvella.com · 28/03/2025
Kraken win, Mariners win, what a night for #Seattle sports!
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Matt @ciarvella.com · 28/03/2025
I finished my first #Avowed playthrough today. I had an absolute blast with it from start to finish, loved the world, the gameplay, the art, everything.
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Matt @ciarvella.com · 15/03/2025
I survived my first 10k! #running
A man in a hat and sunglasses holding up a race finisher's medal
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Matt @ciarvella.com · 15/03/2025
It's race day! Getting ready to run my first 10k in the Run the Green. #running
A man in a baseball cap, t shirt, and sweater taking a selfie in a car.
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Matt @ciarvella.com · 15/03/2025
Those saves from Grubauer were absolutely nuts! Another exciting game! #SeaKraken
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Matt @ciarvella.com · 13/03/2025
What a game! #SeaKraken
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Larry Hryb, Gamer Emeritus @hryb.me · 13/03/2025
A++ No notes.
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Matt @ciarvella.com · 05/03/2025
Shopping for new #chickens for my backyard flock is quite an experience. "Which breed do you want: the Radiant Egg Goddess or the American Barmfuckle?"
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Alison Lukan @alisonl.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Well that was fun! Beniers with the OT game winner #SeaKraken
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Matt @ciarvella.com · 05/02/2025
Damn, sad ending after a hell of a third period rally. #SeaKraken
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Matt @ciarvella.com · 05/02/2025
The only good thing about having the flu for the last four days was I got to binge #Arcane and it has been extremely good.
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Matt @ciarvella.com · 04/02/2025
Looks like school is closed for the day. Time to interact with the offspring in a meaningful fashion in lieu of completing tasks.
A forested backyard setting with trees covered in snow.
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Matt @ciarvella.com · 04/02/2025
I did the thing where I made my bluesky handle my actual domain name! I feel very proud of myself.
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Matt @ciarvella.com · 25/01/2025
It took me fewer tries to defeat Malenia, Blade of Miquella than it will be for this android hedgehog thing.
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Matt @ciarvella.com · 25/01/2025
My six year old has been way into classic Sonic games. He asks for help whenever he gets stuck, so to make sure I'm up to the task I've been practicing the levels after he goes to bed. I got to Mecha Sonic in 2 last night and this goddamn robot is like an Elden Ring boss I swear to God
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