C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 28/09/2026I did not dick around in art school only to have kids call all sorts of digital image editing, manipulation, and animation "AI". Please educate your children to respect my trade. 020
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 27/09/2026The rest of the country will never understand the enduring spirit of Philadelphia 0419
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 21/08/2026I don't know why I continue to submit myself to the wastelands of Meta's Threads. What have I missed on here lately? Anything good? 010
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 11/06/2026I bought the domain capybaracat.cafe because I'm a firm believer of manifesting the things you want in life.capybaracat.cafe 010
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 20/05/2026The people no longer want the Dixiecrats, the centrist Dems, the fake Dem that's actually moderate a Republican. Fewer and fewer want these spineless, gutless, cowardly Democrats that MAGA calls radical leftists. They want actual progressive leftists. 010
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 20/05/2026Are Dems finally realizing their weak center-right policies are what's been costing them elections? Trying to play fairly and meet halfway with the extremist right-wing which has been pushing further and further right doesn't work. Pre-Villain Fetterman, Mamdani, and Rabb are all proof of what wins. 120
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 08/05/2026Hell yeah I love RTO Return To On my phone in my car dreaming of different life choices because some rich white guy wants to make his real estate mortgage worth it or make people quit for shareholders before I enter the box of despair and be on Teams all day and not interact with anyone. -ffice. 150
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 29/04/2026Claude Design is going to save me so much time from airbrushing my early 00s brushed metal and rivets UI in Photoshop at 15x zoom pixel by pixel. 020
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 29/04/2026Trying to be more active on here and kicking things off with a new handle. I'm very proud of it, thank you. 040
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 27/04/2026Faking sick again (staging another assassination attempt) in order to skip work (misappropriate tax dollars in order to finish an ugly-ass ballroom and continue bombing people in another war I promised to never start) today. 030
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 26/03/2026"If you can't handle me at my asbestos, you would never be able to handle me at my asworstos." 1960s Federal Agent: "Sir, if you continue to avoid consulting with the EPA like you did with every other fed agency we'll have no choice but to repair your time machine and send you back." 010
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 24/03/2026Put Linux Mint onto an old Mid-2007 iMac 20", 2.4 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo, 6GB RAM, ATI Radeon HD 2600 Pro 256 MB. It's usable but that's all I can really say lol. I installed Steam but it's useless unless they can show me which games I can actually play. 010
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 15/03/2026The latest episode of @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social gives great insight into the world of Audio Described films. This is a must-listen episode from a must-listen podcast. www.hyperfixedpod.com/listen/hyper...hyperfixedpod.comHyperfixed | Chris's Watchlist 000
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 10/03/2026You've got your cousin Mario and he/you say his name however you want, but that's not Nintendo's Mario. He says his name for us and that's how we should pronounce it. 111
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 10/03/2026Since its MAR10 and since I've been having this argument since high school, I just want to be clear that the Mar- in Mario is said like Mars. And if you say it like Mare which rhymes with "air" then you have to unlearn your Philadelphia hoagiemouth or similar accent. 200
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 10/03/2026My toxic trait is constantly switching mobile carriers every time I'm asked to pay for more than $25 for unlimited data/text/calling. 020
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 08/03/2026Just FYI I'm once again thinking about all the times things have evolved into crab shapes. 031
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 20/02/2026Imagine the amount of microplastics the cast of the Toy Story franchise has released into their world over the decades. 003
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 18/02/2026Mountain Dew Baja Midnight at Taco Bell tastes like it should have melatonin in it so I want to put the suggestion out there that they should put melatonin in it. 020
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 16/02/2026Okay Bluesky, I'm back, sorry Threads steals me from time to time with its algorithm designed for constant battle and trolling. 010
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 16/02/2026This episode is the kind of thing he would've written about. So fitting ❤️ 010
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 04/02/2026I've been rubbing my car against snow mounds like a cat rubbing against walls for over two weeks now. 010
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 31/01/2026There's been more time between now and Linkin Park's debut album, Hybrid Theory, than Hybrid Theory and songs like Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen and Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen. Enjoy your morning. 210
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 29/01/2026You can't hurt me by insulting my appearance. I've bought clothes from the grocery store. No, not trendy Costco stuff. Aldi, and no not their limited drops like the track suits, just their regular old man-who-doesn't-care-anymore line up. 020
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 31/12/2025Logged onto Twitter for the first time in months and it's just nonstop AI horniness right now. Everyone's just replying to photos with "@grok remove my clothing, put me in a bikini, remove my shorts," etc. 010
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 31/12/2025When I die I want my photo on my funeral card to look like a MrBeast YouTube thumbnail 020
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 27/12/2025Standing in front of the TV with my arms crossed, legs shoulders width apart in typical dad stance but instead of sports it's my son playing Plants vs. Zombies and I'm distracting him by explaining how the mushrooms that show up aren't plants but rather mycelium. 130
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 19/12/2025The Donald J. Trump and The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too 010
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 18/11/2025Gluing a couple pill organizers together for my own personal adult Advent Calendar this year. 140
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 11/11/2025I opened a beanbag chair with Styrofoam filling thinking I could ignore the warning labels, dump out the filling, and wash the fabric shell. So, this has become a learning opportunity for me to not underestimate the power of static and the desire electrons have in moving from one thing to another. 110
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 10/11/2025I watched the first two episodes of the new Vince Gilligan show last night, Pluribus. Amazing stuff. 130
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 31/10/2025"TAXATION IS THEFT!" - My children every November 1st as we begin our annual political philosophy home schooling starting with their candy. 000
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 24/10/2025Rewatched Disney's Luca, quite underrated, highly imaginative, a great period piece drawing from lore and legends. I so wish Italians were real. 010
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 23/10/2025Candy corn should come out intact and recognizable like real corn 131
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 18/10/2025Every comic book shop has a dude at the register long talking the worker in a nerdy conversation that they both enjoy and desperately want to escape. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to purchase what you intend to buy, and avoid getting sucked into a lengthy conversation. 020
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 01/10/2025I always knew I'd see WW3 in my lifetime I just didn't think it'd be the US dragging us into a war with the US against the US on US soil. 040
Reposted by C. CEOAlexander Luckmann @aluckmann.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Once again thinking about Macaulay Culkin walking into the Parisian café where the wifi password was “Macaulay Culkin” and the owner saying “I knew you’d come here someday” 62115682050
Reposted by C. CEOCNN @cnn.com · 21/09/2025BREAKING NEWS: Canada, UK and Australia say they recognize a Palestinian state as part of efforts to pile pressure on Israel over Gaza. Follow live updates: cnn.it/3VtaMRI 31541151
Reposted by C. CEOJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Once a sitting president led a violent insurrection and then nobody involved ultimately got any consequences at all, that I would say was the watershed moment for political violence in this country. A YouTube troll? Fuck off 130647
Reposted by C. CEOMar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Amazing how those democratic lawmakers who were hunted down in their homes in the middle of the night in Minnesota weren’t a watershed moment of political violence, huh? 259184085090
Reposted by C. CEOAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Elected democrats are very good at doing nothing and they’re doing SO MUCH right now and all of it is embarrassing, great work everyone 319118
