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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 27/09/2026
The rest of the country will never understand the enduring spirit of Philadelphia
A handwritten note on a rectangular piece of purple paper features text written in green marker.

The note reads "SAVE THE MUSEUM" at the top in thin, capital letters. Below this, a green line separates the text from the bottom phrase, "GO BIRDS," which is written in larger, thicker, and slightly blockier capital letters. The paper is attached to a surface next to other colorful papers, including a hint of green patterned paper on the right and a light blue sticky note on the bottom left.
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 01/01/2026
when Robin said they could meet at her weird uncle's house
a popular meme of an anime character holding a locally brewed Philadelphia Pale Ale and a Philly Cheesesteak wearing a Phillies hat and Eagles hoodie in the foreground of the Philly skyline but it's been edited to have Vecna's head and in the skyline The Mind Flayer is visible as it was seen in Stranger Things
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 29/08/2025
Picture of Tim Robinson from his TV show. I think you should leave in the sketch in which he orders 55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers and 155 taters
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 06/05/2025
The biggest investment I've ever seen going toward trying to match fetch happen corporate.comcast.com/press/releas...
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Today’s home of the Philadelphia Flyers and Philadelphia 76ers will have a new name on September 1: Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Learn more, including how our cutting-edge WiFi will keep fans connected from the tailgate to the concourse: https://comca.st/434UNwA
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 21/03/2025
I'm on userinterviews.com in which I do the occasional research survey or task in order to make a quick buck. It's great. I've made a few hundred in the time since I've signed up. However, this one is so gross. It's not even research. It's just paying people to feed photos of their children to AI.
Put Those Old Photos to Work [USA]
Study type
Unmoderated Task
Study format
Online
Compensation
$50 choice of dozens of digital gift cards
Session length
30 minutes
Description
Do you have a collection of photos and portraits of your children stored in your photo library? Contribute those images to help advance machine learning and enhance the user experience of an application!

Who Can Participate:

* Parents or guardians of children under 18.
* This project is open to residents of the United States (Excluding Illinois, Texas, Oregon, or Washington)
* You must have internet access and a device to submit photos.

What You’ll Do:

* Login to a secure application
* The application will pre-select images of your children. You will get to choose what photos get submitted.
* It's a simple, straightforward process: sign a consent, submit photos, and get paid!

What You’ll Earn:

* Earn rewards for each set of 20 portraits (limit: one submission per child). Testers can submit up to a maximum of five sets.
* Earnings are quick and easy: you’ll receive $50 for every approved submission.
* Please allow up to 2 weeks after your submission for the customer to provide feedback and for payment to be submitted

Project Details:
*Location: The United States (Excluding Illinois, Texas, Oregon, or Washington)
*Devices: Mobile phones, tablets, and desktops or laptops
*Time Commitment: 30 minutes
*Payout: $50 for every approved submission
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 03/03/2025
These LEGO versions of Twilight Saga posters are hilarious. Give us a Twilight LEGO Movie.
Downloadable wallpapers
The Twilight Saga Digital Downloads
50 LEGO Insiders points
One poster shows minifigures of Edward, Bella, and Jacob. They are surrounded by mist with the LEGO Cullen House visible in the background.
Another poster shows the same background but more supporting characters surrounding Bella and Edward, who are shown holding hands.
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 21/02/2025
TGIF vibes one month into a fascist coup and the second massive industrial fire just outside of Philly...this week.
Woman dancing in front of passing military vehicles during Myanmar coup
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 14/02/2025
All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia
Super Bowl parade in Philadelphia with people holding a massive Super Bowl LIX flag that says Champions with Eagles logo
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 12/02/2025
Who is this hero? Go Birds, defeat The Covenant via @neophyte.news on ig
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 12/02/2025
All the avatars to come before Aang lined up next to him in the animated Avatar: The Last Airbender Nickelodeon series
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 10/02/2025
Wow he actually did it
Fake whitehouse.gov screenshot Ending DEI in the NFL: Kansas City Chiefs Declared Winners of Super Bowl LIX
MAKE AMERICA SAFE FROM PHILLY FANS AGAIN
President Trump uphold holds promise to protect America from the worst city with the worst fans.
This includes erecting a border wall to surround Southeast Pennsylvania, South Jersey, Northern Delaware and Northeast Maryland.
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 10/02/2025
Property claims adjusters in Philadelphia tomorrow:
Patrick mahomes with a huge frown
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 10/02/2025
Taking that three-peat away from Andy when I know how much he's suffered in his career.
Wesley Snipes Crying meme a memorable moment from the 1991 dramatic film New Jack City in which the character Nino Brown points a gun at his best friend Gee Money and cries. Online, the image has come to express the feeling of rejecting something one formerly honored.
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 09/02/2025
Another wonderful day of the world being forced to watch Philadelphia on the national/international stage
Alex in the A Clockwork Orange movie being forced to watch videos, strapped to a chair, eyes held open
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 05/02/2025
Chief of Staff Andy Card whispers into the ear of President George W. Bush to give him word of the plane crashes into the World Trade Center, during a visit to the Emma E. Booker Elementary School in Sarasota. Tuesday, Sept. 11, 2001.
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 04/02/2025
Photo of Jaden Smith from the 2025 Grammy awards in which he was wearing a A hat or helmet in the shape of a black castle but edited to be Lincoln Financial Field.
Caption reads me all Super Bowl week
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 02/02/2025
I am from the H Mart Belt of Philadelphia
Screenshot showing two closely located pins with the H Mart logo on a map of Philadelphia
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 28/01/2025
Me investing in tech stocks mere weeks before they tank
A three-part series of images of a man putting on traditional clown makeup with a rainbow wig at the end
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 27/01/2025
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 27/01/2025
One great thing about Philly sports teams in championships is watching the rest of the country/world try and unpack the local culture.
Screenshot from Facebook. Goat roaming at 2nd and Tasker called police... 266 reactions 93 comments 3 shares 11.6k views.Man in eagles jersey standing on top of the awning at the Ritz-Carlton hotelWoman with wide leg jeans and green top climbing a Philly Streetlight post Man cutting into a full roast pig in modified shopping cart functioning as a makeshift grill in a crowded subway car with fans wearing Philadelphia eagles gear. Grill is unlit.
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 27/01/2025
Green T-shirt with eagles logo and E-L-G-S-E-S printed on it
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 26/01/2025
888777. Messages. Now. 
PhilaOEM: Temporary vehicle restrictions in Center City around City Hall from 13th to 15th Sts between Arch and Lombard Sts. Expect delays.
Lord of the rings meme
So it begins
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 23/01/2025
Captain Jean-Luc Picard getting stabbed in the back through his heart
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 21/01/2025
Logging into Twitter, so you don't have to. Here's an update from Chicken Guy:
smooth recess
@AlexiconTom
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8h
Need revenge this Sunday. What they did to me still makes me sick. #Disgusting
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Washington Commanders
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Nov 14, 2022
day 1 #football
Photo of @AlexiconTom that has been edited to show him in a Washington Commanders colored shirt with logo, holding a piece of rotisserie chicken that has the Philadelphia Eagles applied to it.
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 19/01/2025
Where I skeet from
An elaborate triple monitor PC setup with two widescreen vertical monitors on either side of a regular widescreen monitor mounted face down above a reclined leather chair with metal bars. A PC tower can be seen behind the chair and a gaming keyboard with red LEDs can be seen on one arm rest with a mouse on the other.
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 16/01/2025
Nintendo preparing Mario Kart 8 for another decade-plus of service.
walter white telling saul we're done when i say we're done with nintendo logo on walter and mario kart 8 logo on saul
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 15/01/2025
The differences are there. He probably hired a stylist or consultant. Not sure why he wouldn't. It's mostly hair, sun exposure, jewelry and tshirt size.
Mark Zuckerberg speaking on stage blue shirt with sleeves rolled up with visible lapel micZuckerberg wearing black tshirt seated at table. With visible watch and gold necklace Mark in suit with wife Priscilla chanMark in Tshirt and blazer with Priscilla chan
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 15/01/2025
24 hours into using 小红书
Still framing from the TV show Firefly with captions that simply read speaking Chinese
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 15/01/2025
Everyone signing up for 小红书 is actually how people started to speak Mandarin-peppered English in Firefly.
Still frame from firefly tv show with captions that read 
噢,这真是个快乐的进展 (õ, zhè zhēn shì ge kuài lè de jin zhăn) Oh, this is a happy development
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 14/01/2025
The European brain could never comprehend this
A road sign indicating a Wendy's fast food restaurant two miles to the left and another Wendy's one mile to the right
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 11/01/2025
What if we kissed at the Art Deco Outback? 🥹👉🏽👈🏽🥩🐨🪃🦘🇦🇺
A four-story stone building done in the American Art Deco architectural style. Outback is illuminated in red letters above the main entrance front and center on the first level of the building. The entire building is illuminated in red spotlight, possibly a carryover from the holiday season. Some people and tables can be faintly seen in a large window on the first floor to the right. Two windows on other floors can be shown with lights on.
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 10/01/2025
Ai photo of Mark Zuckerberg Elon Musk and Jeff bezos photo of them crouching down with their mouths open looking up and tongues out
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 08/01/2025
When you finish working for the day and remember that you have to do it again tomorrow.
Picture of black and white cat edited to appear like it's crying
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 08/01/2025
Using "virtue signaling" in this manner is such a tell.
mfmakichen 16h Follow Meta and Zuckerberg are counting on the fact that it's too hard for people to leave Threads and IG. Meta has us in a chokehold. They make money off our presence in order to continue to be in business and yet it's too difficult for people to leave. This is not a great cycle. Meta is a system based on a negative feedback loop that just keeps reinforcing itself. 206 399 16 Replies View activity > 41m zuck No -- I'm counting on these changes actually making our platforms better. I think Community Notes will be more effective than fact-checkers, reducing the number of people whose accounts get mistakenly banned is good, people want to be able to discuss civic topics and make arguments that are in the mainstream of political discourse, etc. Some people may leave our platforms for virtue signaling, but I think the vast majority and many new users will find that these changes make the products better.
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 31/12/2024
This is now temporarily a Scrub Daddy superfan account. Decor idea for all my fellow Scrubbies:
Wall sponge paint decor made with sponge daddy sponges
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 31/12/2024
It's time to post this again
Harvey Dent from The Dark Knight (2008) quote and photo with words edited to say:
You either die a hater or you live long enough to see yourself become a Mummer - Harvey Dent
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 31/12/2024
As my most favorite fan of my most popular post about some other guy's clout, how do I download and share with you everything I've also learned and posted about. Poster reveal attached:
Mikey giving the thumbs up in front of scrub daddy hq
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 27/12/2024
Me rolling into 2025 with my timeless good looks and crumbling facade:
Frank Lloyd Wright's Fallingwater with scaffolding erected all around the house in December 2024 as part of a major preservation effort.
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 27/12/2024
Idk what this is Check my BlueSky-Score on: blueskyscore.com/mikeyil.meme
@mikeyil.meme Rising Star 6.57 BlueSkyScore.com
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 18/12/2024
Twelve drummers drumming eleven pipers piping ten lords a-leaping nine ladies dancing eight maids a-milking seven swans a-swimming six geese a-laying five golden rings four calling birds three French hens two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
Screenshot from Tim Robinson's Pay it Forward sketch. Pictures Tim in driver's seat of car, window is down, with his bent arm sticking out of it. Tim has a mid-speech expression and appears to be emphatically saying something.
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 18/12/2024
I do enjoy how Mint has this Unnecessary service plan tier.
5GB

3-Month
$25/mo

Current
Total $75

6-Month
$20/mo

Total $120

12-Month
$15/mo

Total $180

15GB

3-Month
$35/mo

Total $105

6-Month
$25/mo

Total $150

12-Month
$20/mo

Total $240

20GB

3-Month
$45/mo

Total $135

6-Month
$35/mo

Total $210

12-Month
$25/mo

Total $300

UNLIMITED

3-Month
$40/mo

Total $120

6-Month
$35/mo

Total $210

12-Month
$30/mo

Total $360

UNNECESSARY

3-Month
$50/mo

Total $150

6-Month
$45/mo

Total $270

12-Month
$40/mo

Total $480
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 17/12/2024
I've always wanted these and just looked them up to see if they were still sold. They are, and even better they also make a Discovery one. Which you could argue works even better since that ship's saucer actually spun when activating their spore drive. How many starship pizza cutters are too many?
Homemade pizza next to NCC-1301 stainless steel star trek discovery pizza cutter on a clean white plate next to four forks.
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 11/12/2024
Your jokes are Philadelphia's reality. www.instagram.com/p/DDacQbdx8e...
Instagram post by littledicklegend 
Franky Bradley's Luigi Mangione LOOKALIKE CONTEST PHILADELPHIA, PA $5 Entree $5 Specials 21+ 1320 Chancellor St. 7:00-9:30pm 2nd Floor FRIDAY Franky Bradley's Remind me
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 10/12/2024
Routinely posts rage/engagement bait for whatever reason, like this entirely contradictory take on vaccines. Not even sure this guy is a real person if not a social experiment. Whatever the case, block this tool/dickhead/bot lol.
David Leavitt @David_Leavitt Enough is enough. Make vaccines mandatory #ThursdayThoughts 9:38 AM Sep 9, 2021 from Boston, MA David Leavitt @David Leavitt The only person who should have control over your personal medical decisions is you. Not politicians. You. #BansOffOurBodies #RoeVsWade 3:30 PM May 14, 2022+ Follow Back David Leavitt Follows you @davidleavitt.bsky.social 67.2K followers 69.9K following 436 posts Award-Winning Multimedia Journalist. Bylines: CBS, AXS, Yahoo, Examiner, etc. I love #Games, #Lotr, #StarWars, and #StarTrek. Casual #MTG & #Boardgames player. Work w/me: DavidLeavitt@gmail.com linktr.ee/david_leavitt Followed by , xirclebox, and 18 others
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 10/12/2024
He once went viral for allegedly calling the cops on an employee at Target for not selling him a most priced toothbrush for $0.01. Which netted her $30k in GoFundMe donations(?). Media has referred to him as a pro-Trump meme account yet now has a profile banner that suggests otherwise.
Insider Tech Jan 18, 2020 INSIDER Tech David Leavitt got dragged on Twitter after posting a photo of a Target manager named Tori who wouldn't sell him an electric toothbrush for 1 cent. Oral-B PRO 5000 Delivery Content: and: TARGET insider.com A pro-Trump meme account raised $16,000 for a Target employee singled-out by a troll for not selling him a too...VIRAL TRENDS 'Target Tori' receives over $30K in donations after angry customer's tweet backfires By Amanda Woods Published Jan. 21, 2020 Updated Jan. 21, 2020, 3:24 p.m. ET 'Target Tori' receives over $30K donations after angry customer's tweet backfires A Massachusetts store manager nicknamed "Target Tori" received more than $30,000 in donations after a customer's gripe about a mispriced toothbrush backfired on him and went viral. The bizarre retail ordeal unfolded at the franchise's Swansea branch Friday when David Leavitt - described in his Twitter bio as an award winning multimedia journalist whose work has anneared in CRS AYS and Vaboo discovered
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 10/12/2024
You know Bluesky is truly the big leagues when one of the biggest attention-seeking leeches from the old site is here: @davidleavitt.bsky.social * Famously joked about a shooting at an Ariana Grade concert * Got called an asshole by Anthony Bourdain * Used Bourdain's suicide to talk shit
David Leavitt @David Leavitt MULTIPLE CONFIRMED FATALITIES at Manchester Arena. The last time I listened eto Ariana Grande I almost died too. 5/22/17, 5:56 PM from Boston, MA 740 RETWEETS 1,132 LIKESDavid Leavitt @David Leavitt Blocked Selfishly taking your own life and hurting your friends and family makes you the steaming, gaping asshole Anthony Bourdain. Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain Replying to @David_Leavitt You, sir, are truly a steaming, gaping asshole. 12:45 PM Jun 8, 2018 from Boston, MADavid Leavitt Retweeted David Leavitt @David Leavitt Kate Spade is a prime example of how fame and money don't cure a mental illness. Chasing after material goods and ego boosts won't cure your depression. There's absolutely no shame in admitting that you need help. Your life is important and people are willing to help 6/5/18, 9:40 AM from Boston, MA 1,103 Retweets 2,750 Likes
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 08/12/2024
Lmao I love these.
Turtle cat emoji hybrid
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 30/11/2024
Numpad 5 key was sticking so I took it out to see what was wrong and clean it out. The last time it wouldn't go back properly, but I couldn't tell if I broken it or was doing it wrong. So I took out the minus key to compare and all I did was break that one too. Replacements have been ordered.
Man in clown makeup
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 28/11/2024
I'm just going to play my old hits from the old site. Due to inflation it's hard to justify new memes.
Natasha Leone from Netflix's Russian Doll series. The caption reads, "Thanksgiving. What a concept."
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 28/11/2024
It's once again time to post this. Now known as the 6ABC Dunkin' Thanksgiving Day Parade but my point still stands.
An image macro in which the character Erik Magnus Lehnsherr (Michael Fassbender), aka Magneto, in X-Men: First Class asks to be shown "the real blank."
In this version it shows the TV logo of the Chicago McDonald's Thanksgiving Day Parade. He says, "I want to see the real Thanksgiving Day Parade."
The second row shows the NYC Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade TV logo, to which he says, "I said the real Thanksgiving Day Parade."
The last row shows an old logo of Philadelphia's 6ABC Boscov's Thanksgiving Day Parade and upon seeing what he is looking for, he says, "Perfection."
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