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Capt. Old Dad 🚢

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L.A. TACO @lataco.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“As long as this shit keeps happening, then I’ll do what I can,” artist Ivan Flores says about tattooing political artwork while fundraising to support resistance movements. Full story coming soon to lataco.com 🎥: Izzy Ramirez and Erwin Recinos
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
imo the ideal Odysseus would've been Gene Wilder, but we would never have deserved that movie.
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Capt. Old Dad 🚢 @chxdlx.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
www.oregonlive.com/blazers/2026... I'm pissed. @certifiedblazed.bsky.social
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Kevin Calabro leaves Trail Blazers after ‘subprime’ offer as organization overhauls broadcasts
The veteran play-by-play announcer rejected what he called a "subprime" extension from Tom Dundon's ownership group as the team continues to cut costs.
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Remember Some Guys @remembersomeguys.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Ryan Sweeney RF-CF-LF Debut: 2006 - Retired: 2014 CHW - BOS - CHC - OAK
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Ryan Sweeney at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Ryan Sweeney
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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 16/07/2026
Never date a tennis player — love means nothing to them.
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Remember Some Guys @remembersomeguys.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Jeff Samardzija Pitcher Debut: 2008 - Retired: 2020 SFG - CHW - CHC - OAK
baseball-reference.com
Jeff Samardzija at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Jeff Samardzija
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Chad Finn @chadfinn.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I’ll root for the Knicks in this series if their fans react the way they should tonight.
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Good Luck, We're Counting On You
ALT: Good Luck, We're Counting On You
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Ken Paxton was indicted for scamming his own friends. He convinced them to invest hundreds of thousands in a company while secretly pocketing a commission. Paxton sold out his own friends for a quick buck. What makes you think he won't sell you out in the Senate?
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SongsForBeginners @songsforbeginners.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Gambling will eventually kill US sports.
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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.
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Capt. Old Dad 🚢 @chxdlx.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The NBA news today goes: 1) Klay Thompson's dumb ass; 2) The actual playoffs.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I am pro-shoplifting but anti-talking about it to the New York Times, so this has been a hard day for me.
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Fuck Tom Dundon. www.rosegardenreport.com/trail-blazer...
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Trail Blazers’ Two-Way Players Watching Playoff Run From Home
In a departure from NBA norms, Caleb Love, Chris Youngblood and Jayson Kent are not accompanying the Blazers to San Antonio.
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Hoop Informatics @hoopinformatics.com · 16/04/2026
Steph Stepback
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Capt. Old Dad 🚢 @chxdlx.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
La Reina de la mochilla. #catsky
Queen Kitty takes backpack by force.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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screenshot of text from Adam Serwer in The Atlantic: "The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they're the ones who are alone. In Minnesota, all of the ideological cornerstones of MAGA have been proved false at once. Minnesotans, not the armed thugs of ICE and the Border Patrol, are brave. Minnesotans have shown that their community is socially cohesive - because of its diversity and not in spite of it. Minnesotans have found and loved one another in a world atomized by social media, where empty men have tried to fill their lonely soul with lies about their own inherent superiority. Minnesotans have preserved everything worthwhile about "Western civilization," while armed brutes try to tear it down by force."
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 25/01/2026
-5°F in Minneapolis tonight. At the site where feds killed Alex Pretti, the air still smells faintly of tear gas. Hundreds of people still here behind some impromptu barricades. Message spray painted on the road reads, "fuck ICE, love always wins."
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Pacific Antifascist Research Collective @pacantifa.is · 22/01/2026
Tyler O'Ryan Gramlin, 32, of Borden, IN is a Border Patrol Agent who has traveled from state to state committing extreme violence. On Jan 21, 2026 Gramlin emptied a can of pepper spray directly in the face of a prone protester at point-blank range in Minneapolis #MPLS #OneOfOursAllOfYours #UnmaskICE
VIOLENT DHS / ICE OFFICER - ARMED AND DANGEROUS
TYLER GRAMLIN
SUSPECTED KIDNAPPER/TERRORIST
Borden, IN CBP
Tyler O'Ryan Gramlin, 32, of Borden, IN is a Border Patrol Agent who has traveled from state to state committing extreme violence.
In Jan 2026, Gramlin emptied a can of pepper spray directly in the face of a prone protester at point-blank range in Minneapolis.
Spray attack 1/21/26
Before spray attack
DISCLAIMER: Ths is a community warning only. All info is from public sources and may be incomplete or inaccurate. We make no legal claims as to guilt. We condemn all threats,
violence, harassment, or sharing private info including addresses, phone
numbers, or familv member info. The First Amendment protects documentation of suspected official misconduct.
DO NOT APPROACH OR ATTEMPT TO APPREHEND THIS INDIVIDUAL.Gramlin's hand emptying a can of pepper spray directly in the face of a protester who is restrained on the ground
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Orin Kerr @orinkerr.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
This DHS memorandum says that the DHS General Counsel's office has adopted a new position that the Fourth Amendment allows entry into the home to make an arrest just based on an administrative warrant. I would like to see that argument. documentcloud.org/documents/26...
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Capt. Old Dad 🚢 @chxdlx.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
@nbcnews.com why do you have Tom Homan on TV and let him spew his legal opinions without asking him about the $50,000 he stole? Asking for a WHOLE ASS COUNTRY.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
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NBA @nba.com · 30/11/2025
🚨 HISTORY FOR COOPER FLAGG 🚨 Cooper Flagg became the YOUNGEST PLAYER in NBA history to score 35+ points in a game in Dallas' victory tonight! He joins LeBron James as the only players in NBA history to have scored 30+ points in a game before turning 19-years-old.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Look around.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Goodnight everyone, and if you accidentally got an extremely recognizable Nazi symbol tattoo years ago and keep forgetting to get it covered up, maybe do that tomorrow and don’t spend any more extra years with an extremely recognizable Nazi symbol tattooed on your body
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Chad Finn @chadfinn.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Garrett Whitlock in 32 games since the start of July: 31 IP, 23 H, 2 ER, 5 BB, 41 K, 0 HR, 0.58 ERA, 17 holds. Sox went 26-6. Don’t think people nationally realize how crucial he has been to the Red Sox’ success.
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Capt. Old Dad 🚢 @chxdlx.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
TJ McConnell has to ball out and by ball out I mean take care of the basketball 🏀. #NBAFinals
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Capt. Old Dad 🚢 @chxdlx.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
The calf strain to achilles tendon rupture strikes again. What sucks is that this was a topic of discussion-- Pundits openly asked what the consequences would be if Hali kept playing on the calf strain. #NBAFinals #Indy #okc
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Capt. Old Dad 🚢 @chxdlx.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
A lead like this isn't safe in today's NBA. Indy has to remain focused. #NBAFinals
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Media Tell The Truth @mediatellthetruth.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
WHAT THE MEDIA WON'T TELL YOU ABOUT IRAN. Iran has suffered at the hands of the West for 75 years - not because of its nuclear aspirations, but because of its fossil fuels. 🧵
photo of an oil well at sea + an Iranian flag

National Iranian Oil Company (NIOC)
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I strongly oppose Israel’s attacks against Iran and Iran’s attacks against Israel. Both endanger civilians and risk all-out war. If you’re like my opponents and only condemning one side, I hope you find a spine and some moral clarity.
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Talib Kweli @talibkweli.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Shame the devil. Always. Let's go Ms Rachel.
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Capt. Old Dad 🚢 @chxdlx.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Out here
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Andrew Bolte @albolte.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I’m not sure God’s dominion extends to El Paso
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Capt. Old Dad 🚢 @chxdlx.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
She's had enough.
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Capt. Old Dad 🚢 @chxdlx.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Not many out-hustle AG! Helluva shot! #NBAPlayoffs
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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
OMG AARON GORDON!!!!
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Capt. Old Dad 🚢 @chxdlx.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
As someone who's a ball fan, I like all of the Clippers starting 5 plus Nic Batum INDIVIDUALLY. However, I can't get myself to root for the Clippers... #NBAPlayoffs
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Revenge? Of course. But why wound his body with bullets?When I can set his soul afire with a slanderous mambo!
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Capt. Old Dad 🚢 @chxdlx.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Minny! #NBAplayoffs
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allthinky; No More Billionaires. Fuck ICE. Fuck AI. @allthinky.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
You haven't studied the legal system very closely if you think that "any accused heroin dealer" is going to get due process, or a righteous appeal. The criminal justice system does not deal out justice. No death penalty can be justified in any case; even the army doesn't kill prisoners.
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Capt. Old Dad 🚢 @chxdlx.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I just found out that Jelly Roll and Post Malone aren't the same person.
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Nicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Marge & Lisa Simpson. Lisa: Okay, now we just have to read the epstein filesMarge: Lisa, I don't want to alarm you but i'm not finding anyLisa: but it clearly says "the epstein files: phase 1" they have to be hereMarge: No nothing. I can't believe the white house would lend their name to such a shoddy product
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Moe: I'm releasing the Epstein files.
[lie detector: buzzes]Moe: The heavily redacted Epstein files. 
[lie detector: buzzes]Moe: The part of the Epstein files that the FBI didn't withhold from us. 
[lie detector: buzzes]Moe: I put a Sears catalog in a binder and gave it to LibsofTikTok.
[lie detector: beeps]
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
That’s why they’re doing nothing. They still assume they can just harness our anger and get back the ball without promising to actually improve anyone’s lives.
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Woke Futurama @futuramamemes.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
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Capt. Old Dad 🚢 @chxdlx.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Scoot's gotta just pull the trigger. That was an ugly way to end a good quarter. #ripcity #blazers #nba #timberwolves
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