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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Already behind in all my work projects and still the e-mails keep coming. Now prioritizing based on the number of escalations 🙃

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I put too much gochugaru in my kkakdugi and now my mouth is on fire. This is not a complaint.

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I don’t trust any recipe that only calls for 1 clove of garlic.

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

To say that Canadians are excited for what the future might bring is a major understatement. Full integration will obviously never happen, but whatever shape this relationship ends up in will be a step in the right direction. The world is watching and we need to do this right.

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I’m that guy who turns on his out-of-office with an alert that he will soon be out-of-office, before he is actually out-of-office. Not even sorry.

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Me: I can pre-order meals for our flight. You want braised short-ribs or chicken katsu? 15: Is there no fish or seafood option? M: We’re not flying business 15: M: 15: So I guess the answer is “no”?

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Rooting for the colonizer since July 14 🇪🇸

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Hajime Daikon I LIKE THIS GAME

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

It would be nice to breathe without tasting the air tyvm.

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

They say you should portion out your snackies instead of eating straight from the bag. I portioned out my snackies a few times in one sitting and now the chip bag is empty this advice is stupid.

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

15: I thought you had Zoom meetings all day? Me: I do 15: Where are your pants? M: 15: M: It’s not like the cam is pointing DOWN I’m not an idiot 15: Hmm. M: Listen, apple, the tree has spoken. 15: Ok fair

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

There’s a bottle of Sweet Baby Ray’s in the lunchroom fridge. I just wanna know what kinda lunch is that person bringing that they need a stock bottle to be kept at work.

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

“What tf is that smell?” - from “Living with Boys - A memoir”

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Me: Why is there a kettlebell in the middle of the dining table? 15: Because why not? M: 15: M: It kinda pisses me off that that makes a little sense

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

He just texted me “how many pounds of pork neck bones is too much?” and I fear that this question is being asked far too late for an answer of mine to have any impact whatsoever.

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

The inventor of crunchy peanut butter must’ve totally been like “what if eating peanut butter was painful?”

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Low-key jamming to the between-session interlude music is not how I expected to spend bio-breaks during this virtual 3-hr meeting, but I ain’t complaining.

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

20 went out and bought 1 kg of gochujang, 1 lb of toasted sesame seeds, 3(!) pkgs of wakame seaweed, and a gallon of soy sauce, “just in case”. Are we now at the end-times or what?

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

If you enjoy swallowing creamy sludge then maybe Greeek yogurt is for you. I said what I said.

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ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

how your email finds me

Björk in fun dog sound suit type outfit DJ’ing

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

“I don’t think they massaged the kale in this salad” is not a comment I ever thought I’d utter at this point in my life and yet here we are, amongst all the rest of the chaos going on.

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

It only took me 6 years to realize you could click and drag people in Zoom gallery view so now my thing is rearranging everyone into a Brady Brunch-esque display because honestly meetings are just so bleh otherwise.

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Gymming is dangerous Be careful removing your glasses because you might slice your thumb 🫠

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Why does the lunch room smell like lechon?

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

God may not make mistakes, but he is for sure one sadistic motherfucker.

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Last night I did a quick grocery run. As I was leaving 15 asked me to get “rich people fruit”. He meant grapes.

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Anybody else still at the cottage 👀?

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Me: Hmm. You can see my nipples in this shirt. Wife: M: W: M: W: I’m trying to figure out if you think that’s a bad thing or a good thing.

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

When I wake up tomorrow we might have a Liberal majority government again. Democracy is something else, isn’t it?

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

My MAGA relatives south of the border are now “conflicted” about Trump after his anti-pope tirades. Like what the actual living fuck. This is why I’m not on Facebook.

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Walking into work at 6am and I see that barricades have been set up all around the US consulate with a noticeable police presence. Is there something afoot…?

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

If you become our 11th province you too can enjoy our Easter statutory holidays with a 4-day long weekend.

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Water was leaking from the cooling unit onto drug in our walk-in fridge. Facilities came to investigate and corrected us to say that it wasn’t a leak it was just condensation. Um. Thanks. Doesn’t change the fact that drugs are still wet tho.

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Does anyone else have a small bottle of champagne chilling in their fridge for when that moment happens or is it just me?

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Just got a new Dyson and 19 has been rage-cleaning our house for the past 3 days. He says it’s “fun”. I want to tell him to back off because it’s a bit much. But I also want to remind him not to forget to do the baseboards in the basement.

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Why does this plane smell like feet?

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

There is something inherently wrong with checking in for your flight home from a meeting before said meeting has even begun.

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

We have 3 different flavours of Spam in our house. This is not a complaint.

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Temps finally above 0 degrees. Time to break out the short-sleeves and spring wear.

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